Post by Shockprowl on Nov 3, 2008 0:55:44 GMT
I'm going to share something with you all now. And the Ladies among you, please don't judge me to harshly, it can work both ways!
Oh and keep in mind that this is evidence of the 'black humor' one develops when one joins freaky things like the emergency services.
Many moons ago, whilst at work, I developed a grading system for women (as I say, it can work for men too if that's your cup of tea). This system cleverly, if I do say so myself, mirrors the grading system the Ambulance Service uses to grade jobs. The Ambulance grading system is this:
Category A- Serious. Airway, Breathing, Circulation, Level of consciousness problems. Serious R.T.Cs (Road Traffic Collisions)
Cat B- Serious injury not effecting A, B, C or LOC (level of Consciousness). Major bleeds. Maternity.
Cat C- Non Serious emergencies- falls in the street, broken arms. Still respond 'On Red' but it's not life threatening.
Urgents- when a GP has assessed a patient and wants them to go into hospital, often straight up to a ward. Not responded to 'On Red'.
Routines- Pre-booked work that is normally done by the Patient Transport Service (you wouldn't believe how often A&E does this kinda thing).
Now, when applying this to honnies, oops, I mean females of the females kind, it breaks down like this:
Cat A- Hight Street Honnies. SWING!
Cat B- Good solid fit chicks- you would pursue a Cat B.
Cat C- Average. You prob still would (if you know what I mean), but you would necissarily pursue a Cat C.
Urgents- Eeesh. We're talking ten pints here fellas.
Routines- Oh dear God no.
Also, a collection of 4 or more Cat A or Bs would constitute a 'MaJax', slang for 'Major Incident'.
So that's it. And don't judge me too bad- WE ALL DO IT!
Or do we?
Which comes back to my original question-
Is this wrong?
Oh and keep in mind that this is evidence of the 'black humor' one develops when one joins freaky things like the emergency services.
Many moons ago, whilst at work, I developed a grading system for women (as I say, it can work for men too if that's your cup of tea). This system cleverly, if I do say so myself, mirrors the grading system the Ambulance Service uses to grade jobs. The Ambulance grading system is this:
Category A- Serious. Airway, Breathing, Circulation, Level of consciousness problems. Serious R.T.Cs (Road Traffic Collisions)
Cat B- Serious injury not effecting A, B, C or LOC (level of Consciousness). Major bleeds. Maternity.
Cat C- Non Serious emergencies- falls in the street, broken arms. Still respond 'On Red' but it's not life threatening.
Urgents- when a GP has assessed a patient and wants them to go into hospital, often straight up to a ward. Not responded to 'On Red'.
Routines- Pre-booked work that is normally done by the Patient Transport Service (you wouldn't believe how often A&E does this kinda thing).
Now, when applying this to honnies, oops, I mean females of the females kind, it breaks down like this:
Cat A- Hight Street Honnies. SWING!
Cat B- Good solid fit chicks- you would pursue a Cat B.
Cat C- Average. You prob still would (if you know what I mean), but you would necissarily pursue a Cat C.
Urgents- Eeesh. We're talking ten pints here fellas.
Routines- Oh dear God no.
Also, a collection of 4 or more Cat A or Bs would constitute a 'MaJax', slang for 'Major Incident'.
So that's it. And don't judge me too bad- WE ALL DO IT!
Or do we?
Which comes back to my original question-
Is this wrong?
