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Transforming robots are no match for combat waitresses from the future!
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Post by dyrl on May 29, 2009 15:07:11 GMT
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Grim!
Grim-who?
Grimlock!
Because...the door's locked you see, so things look grim?...if you...want to get it...
that is...
Pete
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Post by grahamthomson on Jun 2, 2009 9:23:33 GMT
Heh heh Graham you rock. More! Oh, stop it.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 4, 2009 19:02:48 GMT
Knock Knock Who's There? Grim! Grim-who? Grimlock! Because...the door's locked you see, so things look grim?...if you...want to get it... that is... Pete This made my spleen jump out of my chest. Not from laughing though, sorry Pete.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2009 15:59:32 GMT
What's the difference between an Autobot medic and rodent droppings?
One is called Ratchet and the other is called Ratshit!
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Post by grahamthomson on Jun 22, 2009 21:08:53 GMT
I say, I say, I say!
What is seven feet tall and sits in the corner?
A naughty Micromaster!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2009 22:05:53 GMT
Why did Prime rub an Autobot bird-plane under his armpits? So that he could get the SkyLynx effect!
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King of RULES!
Everything Rules
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Post by Hero on Jun 22, 2009 22:57:35 GMT
These jokes RULES.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2009 20:09:49 GMT
Why did Prime sit on top of an Autobot police car?
Because he wanted to go on the Prowl!
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 28, 2009 21:55:04 GMT
HOW DARE YOU?!?!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2009 18:40:43 GMT
Why didn't Prime want to buy a dodgy electric fire off Sparkstalker? Because he knew it was a fire con!
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Post by grahamthomson on Aug 26, 2009 8:41:44 GMT
Why does Frenzy hate Soundwave so much?
Because he's always winding him up!
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Post by karla on Aug 26, 2009 13:38:56 GMT
gordon bennet!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 26, 2009 17:11:33 GMT
Good lord!
-Ralph
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Post by grahamthomson on Aug 26, 2009 20:00:12 GMT
Ah, come on!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2009 20:11:28 GMT
Q: Who is the happiest Micromaster?
A: Erector
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2009 22:01:11 GMT
You can't beat a bit of sexual innuendo in a Transformers joke!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 12:36:38 GMT
Q: What do you call Megatron when he wears a pink frilly dress and lace lined matching bonnet?
A: ANYTHING HE WANTS! Dude still has a gun on his arm!
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Post by Nigel on Aug 27, 2009 12:43:45 GMT
Why does Frenzy hate Soundwave so much? Because he's always winding him up! You might have to explain that one to the younger readers.
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 9, 2009 20:21:43 GMT
Why was Cindersaur voted most handsome Decepticon?
Because of his smouldering good looks.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 10, 2009 23:06:09 GMT
Doc', get him.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 11, 2009 9:22:03 GMT
*gets in TARDIS*
-Ralph
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 11, 2009 10:12:32 GMT
Your machine is useless!
You cringed at the joke, you can't uncringe it!
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Hero
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Post by Hero on Sept 11, 2009 12:52:57 GMT
These jokes are awesome, Graham. You should really print off a jokebook. (Not that I am trying to give you ideas or anything... )
Keep em coming.
===KEN
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 13, 2009 20:42:39 GMT
Don't encourage me!!
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Post by karla on Sept 14, 2009 16:25:54 GMT
come on, just one little page in a hubris book?
or you could mix it with transformer quotes
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Post by grahamthomson on Oct 30, 2009 9:30:49 GMT
I say, I say, I say, why does Arcee avoid Omega Supreme?
Because he has a one-track mind!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2009 10:38:33 GMT
But surely his large rocket will count for something!
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 3, 2009 23:34:23 GMT
AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by grahamthomson on Nov 4, 2009 8:39:09 GMT
Problem, Shockers?
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Post by Dark Stranger on Nov 4, 2009 12:54:08 GMT
Shocky's hit the Smut Overload!!
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