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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 3, 2009 23:09:15 GMT
Q: I say, I say, I say; what is Fortress Maximus's favourite chat up line?
A: "Tell me, have you ever blown a gasket?"
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Post by KnightBeat on Jan 3, 2009 23:32:27 GMT
Get out!
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Post by Hero on Jan 3, 2009 23:50:30 GMT
*exalts*
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Post by karla on Jan 4, 2009 18:29:43 GMT
that doesn't make sense to me, but i'll just exalt you anyway
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 4, 2009 20:29:30 GMT
G......
Andy
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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 4, 2009 21:23:07 GMT
that doesn't make sense to me I'll explain. I always have to explain my jokes to girls. One of Fortress Maximus's components is called Gasket. He's one of his little robots or something. There is a well-used phrase, "to blow a gasket", usually used to convey exasperation of straining one's self. It's even used in Animated. With me so far? I'll carry on. There is an act that mummies and daddies sometimes perform, but only after they're married and love each other very much. It's called "fellatio" (which is Latin for "suck") and involves mummy using her mouth to stimulate daddy's penis. Sometimes another word is used to describe fellatio and that word is "blow". As in, "blow me" or "this blows". When used in this context, thus, to "blow a gasket" conjures an entirely different meaning. I hope I have explained the joke to your satisfaction.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 4, 2009 21:23:59 GMT
Smut overload!!!
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 4, 2009 22:30:47 GMT
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 4, 2009 23:20:30 GMT
...where's that bottle of Port...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2009 19:28:08 GMT
There was a similar joke going around in the nineties involving Michael Jackson and his pet chimp Bubbles. Jacko would always sing the song 'I'm forever blowing bubbles.'
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 10, 2009 19:37:44 GMT
...which is Latin for "suck"... I didn't know that! What's cunilingus latin for?
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Post by karla on Jan 10, 2009 21:20:42 GMT
that doesn't make sense to me I'll explain. I always have to explain my jokes to girls. One of Fortress Maximus's components is called Gasket. He's one of his little robots or something. There is a well-used phrase, "to blow a gasket", usually used to convey exasperation of straining one's self. It's even used in Animated. With me so far? I'll carry on. There is an act that mummies and daddies sometimes perform, but only after they're married and love each other very much. It's called "fellatio" (which is Latin for "suck") and involves mummy using her mouth to stimulate daddy's penis. Sometimes another word is used to describe fellatio and that word is "blow". As in, "blow me" or "this blows". When used in this context, thus, to "blow a gasket" conjures an entirely different meaning. I hope I have explained the joke to your satisfaction. Thanks, I appreciate it.
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Post by blueshift on Jan 10, 2009 21:57:06 GMT
This joke is disgusting I quit forever
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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 11, 2009 18:03:49 GMT
What's cunilingus latin for? The first part is latin for labia* and the second, tongue. I know these terms for I am a closet biologist. *For our non-biological readers, I mean "flaps", "beef curtains" or "mutton shutters". Incidentally, if one spots a female who is obese yet insists on wearing tight lycra leggings which leave nothing to the imagination then she is said to have Google Flaps. (In that they can be seen from space.)
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Post by karla on Jan 11, 2009 19:49:37 GMT
Like a giant camel toe!
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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 11, 2009 21:35:43 GMT
Yes. Exactly that.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2009 11:51:00 GMT
LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!! Luckily Mrs and Piglet are out, so I dont' have to tell anyone why I'm laughing so much!
Tomo, you are the font of all knowledge- 'biologically' at least!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 15, 2009 12:39:31 GMT
I shudder to think what the next terrible joke will be!
-Ralph
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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 15, 2009 14:57:26 GMT
I have one about Shockwave. I'll tell it soon. When you least expect it.
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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 21, 2009 10:38:38 GMT
I present my second terrible joke of 2009! (Don't worry, it's not rude. Or funny.)
I say, I say, I say! You'll never guess who Shockwave bumped into this morning!
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Everyone!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 21, 2009 10:50:34 GMT
(...)
-Ralph
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Post by Nigel on Jan 21, 2009 12:03:55 GMT
Can anyone post their terrible jokes here?
I say, I say, I say. What do you call a Prime with one leg?
Hoptimus.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 22, 2009 22:33:41 GMT
That's it. I'm leaving.....
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Post by grahamthomson on Mar 7, 2009 15:57:58 GMT
Why did Arcee reformat herself into a motorcycle?
Because she was bike-curious.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 7, 2009 18:07:35 GMT
Nice.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 18:18:28 GMT
Yesterday a bloke drilled a hole in a fence surrounding a nudist camp. The police are looking into it!
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Post by Stomski on Mar 9, 2009 14:16:17 GMT
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Post by grahamthomson on May 29, 2009 12:31:06 GMT
Got another one here. Ready?
Where were Optimus and Rodimus educated?
Primary school!!!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 29, 2009 12:32:58 GMT
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Andy
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Post by Cullen on May 29, 2009 15:01:59 GMT
Heh heh Graham you rock. More!
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