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Post by Mark_Stevenson on Oct 20, 2008 12:31:34 GMT
...I learned from The Transformers.
An open-ended list of the wisdom we have gleaned from a lifetime's addiction to the Big Battlin' Bots, serious or (more likely) otherwise. Feel free to chip in.
- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
- Don't pick up a tape player, cassette, camera or other small electrical appliance if you find it lying in the street. That's just asking for trouble, and probably theft to boot.
- Contrary to appearances, Hydroelectric Dams are surprisingly fragile structures.
- Trying to turn yourself into A LIVING GOD by channeling the molten power of the Earth's core is generally inadvisable.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 20, 2008 13:20:50 GMT
-That twisty-ties are fucking evil.
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Oct 20, 2008 19:52:00 GMT
- The least likely can be the most dangerous
- Matter and antimatter aren't good guests, they don't tend to mix well.
- Robots from Cybertron can't really tell us apart, because we all look like a bunch of pixels to their visual sensors
- When you're standing on a ledge, a weedy doctor is a far more worrying threat that five trained and experienced brawlers.
Karl
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2008 19:22:26 GMT
- Giant robots can surf on water.
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Post by grahamthomson on Oct 22, 2008 6:51:40 GMT
- Telekinetically unchaining a girl's bicycle leads to smooching.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Oct 22, 2008 8:57:35 GMT
5.25 inch floppy disks can hold the complex brain engrams of alien life.
Andy
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 22, 2008 11:35:52 GMT
What the eyes don't see the nose knows.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2008 17:05:12 GMT
- robots can have brothers (if Dreamwave is to be believed anyway).
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Post by charlesrocketboy on Oct 22, 2008 18:46:49 GMT
- Oil moguls are actually really nice friendly chaps.
- The US military is incredibly incompetent and rubbish.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 22, 2008 19:05:42 GMT
-Never mess with a Mechanic.
-Ralph
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Post by Nigel on Oct 23, 2008 9:55:13 GMT
- Famous entrepreneurs get to appear in comics.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2008 17:08:21 GMT
- The USSR is still in operation in 2006.
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Post by Nigel on Oct 23, 2008 17:18:57 GMT
Well, Putin thinks it is.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 23, 2008 18:56:40 GMT
-"Gotta-ACK!"
-"SHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
-"I beat him. But good."
-"Can't you see? It's the end! THE END OF THE WORLD!"
-<SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!>
-"And now - you shall witness the birth of Galvatron...the God!"
-<CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!>
-"Yes. We were *this* close."
-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-"In the national interest, of course..."
-<BA-THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!>
-"Optimus? Prowl? Ratchet! Oh n-no! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-"See that you never waver, master of stealth."
<KRAKA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!>
-"By the celestial spires!"
-"I am power incarnate!"
-"REEEAAAHHHH!"
-"But now that Galvatron fights side by side with Megatron, he is invincible!"
-"End of the road for you, human!"
-<SHAKK-KAMMMM!>
-"By Iacon's Great Dome!"
-Ralph
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Post by Hero on Oct 23, 2008 19:30:50 GMT
I learned to draw more 3D shapes and isometrics through Transformers, I also learned some latin and also the meaning of words after being interested in TF names (Mirage, Inferno, Shrapnel etc)
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Post by grahamthomson on Oct 28, 2008 8:52:58 GMT
- stripping naked then covering one's self in micro-circuitry/gaffer tape is not healthy for the mind (plus it's a bitch to shave around)
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 28, 2008 10:38:02 GMT
-that an individual's size/mass can vary on a weekly basis
-much of the world is coloured in one shade of blue
-Ralph
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2008 21:14:00 GMT
- the residents of Oregon didn't notice that a giant alien spacecraft was buried in the side of Mount St Hilary for 4 million years.
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Post by legios on Oct 28, 2008 21:28:11 GMT
- the residents of Oregon didn't notice that a giant alien spacecraft was buried in the side of Mount St Hilary for 4 million years. well, technically I'd be inclined to let them off with that one. It was after all buried right _inside_ the mountain until the eruption so.... Karl |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 28, 2008 21:34:26 GMT
-that some people's favourite characters in the cartoon do not actually exist (hullo Hauler, Sunstorm, Acid Rain, etc)
-Ralph
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