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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2009 18:10:54 GMT
Poor Karl was walking down the road towards his workplace when I suddenly leapt out in front of him, shouted: "LASER SCREWDRIVER!" and shot him. What a surprised look on his face he had. Ah ha ha. Nowhere is safe...
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 30, 2009 18:15:30 GMT
So how was day one in the new job, Ralph?
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 30, 2009 18:16:05 GMT
I'm very tired.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 30, 2009 18:19:18 GMT
Last June it was 27 weeks to Doomsday. The countdown is slow, but going in the right (?) direction... Martin |
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 30, 2009 18:34:00 GMT
Well done on your first day, Doc! And for scaring Karlos! Excellent behavour!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 30, 2009 19:36:56 GMT
Glad to hear you were using your first day at work productively.
Andy
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Post by legios on Mar 30, 2009 20:07:59 GMT
Poor Karl was walking down the road towards his workplace when I suddenly leapt out in front of him, shouted: "LASER SCREWDRIVER!" and shot him. What a surprised look on his face he had. Ah ha ha. Nowhere is safe... -Ralph I was light on calories and looking forward to my somewhat delayed lunch, and then this individual materialises in front of me and zaps me with a laser screwdriver. Not quite what I am used to happening on my lunch-hours! It certain got me back on my toes though - there was no "post-lunch half-daze" today, I was considering where the next ambush might come from. I'm going to have to think about carrying a sidearm of some sort, or maybe hoisting some AWACS cover or something..... Karl |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 30, 2009 21:19:46 GMT
Karl knows THE FEAR !
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Post by legios on Mar 31, 2009 12:00:06 GMT
I goes out at lunch time today and I am trying to sharpen my situational awareness and remember what I've learned from reading Appleseed and playing Counterstrike. "When you look up, look down. When you look left, look right. Look everywhere!"
Karl
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 31, 2009 12:03:57 GMT
He's behi-i-ind you!
Martin
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Post by legios on Mar 31, 2009 12:13:39 GMT
GaHHHHH! *leaps out of skin*
Maybe I can use my new second-hand VHS recorder as a sheild....
(My long-serving Video-recorder finally gave up the ghost this weekend - it still works as such, it is just that the sockets have finally worn out. It has done sterling service though - I have had it twelve years which I view as pretty good going. Fortunately I have a British Heart Foundation shop down the road which has duly furnished me with one for five earth pounds. Now all I need to do is cart it home and re-sort out the rats-nest of cabling behind the TV.....)
Karl
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 31, 2009 18:45:38 GMT
I shot Karl via text today while standing near his office. There is no avenue from which he cannot be attacked...
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 31, 2009 18:53:38 GMT
There is no avenue from which he cannot be attacked... Quick, Karl! To no avenue! There you'll be safe. Martin |
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Post by legios on Mar 31, 2009 19:34:39 GMT
Quick, Karl! To no avenue! There you'll be safe. Martin *opens up streetmap* Anyone know the postcode for No Avenue? Karl |
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Post by dyrl on Mar 31, 2009 20:22:19 GMT
So this is why Karl won't watch Gurren Lagann. An entire multi-episode series where the hero shouts "LASER SCREWDRIVER!" would cause post-traumatic relapse...er..trauma.  Pete |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 1, 2009 19:25:07 GMT
Poor Karl was walking down the road. He thought he was safe. He did expect a surprise attack from me, as I jumped out from hiding behind a small tree and shot him with the laser screwdriver.
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Apr 1, 2009 19:51:35 GMT
Poor Karl was walking down the road. He thought he was safe. Two minutes past five, you figure that most folks are on their way to their transport home from the office, not on their way back to the office to get stuck into more work. It was a run-by-laser screwdriving. Ralph leapt from behind cover, firing off a loosely aimed burst of laser-screwdriver fire and hightailed it away in the direction of the train station. In due time I shall be revenged for this Burns....... Karl |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 2, 2009 19:00:41 GMT
I did not get a chance to kill Karl today. My life now feels cold and empty as a result.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2009 9:53:09 GMT
You'll just have to kill him twice on Monday.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 3, 2009 10:17:23 GMT
Following this epic contest has added a new dimension to my life
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Post by legios on Apr 3, 2009 11:53:36 GMT
I feel somewhat cheated. Despite being out and about this lunchtime I have as yet had no opportunity for sonic revenge on Ralph. The week is not yet over however, there may still be a window of opportunity....
Karl
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2009 18:32:47 GMT
My breaks/working hours are variable. You will never know when I will be hunting...
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 3, 2009 20:50:45 GMT
Brilliant. Just when Karl list suspects it.
How did the first week go Ralph ?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2009 21:02:21 GMT
I am so tired.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 3, 2009 21:10:59 GMT
's what working and commuting does to one.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2009 11:01:54 GMT
Poor Karl was lying in wait at the train station with his sonic screwdriver. He got off a shot. But I was prepared and shot him with the laser screwdriver first.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 8, 2009 11:29:37 GMT
Come on, Karlos! Laser always beats sonic, man!
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Post by legios on Apr 8, 2009 20:13:53 GMT
Come on, Karlos! Laser always beats sonic, man! Nah, lasers only beat sonics in a vacumn.... and if you are in a vacumn then you are probably in deep space so you are probably fighting so far away that the inevitable spreading of the beam means a laser would need absurdly long dwell-times to do much damage..... Better just to bring a scad-load of missiles you can fire at the enemy from afar. Even if laser beats sonic, Itano Cirus beats everything...... :-) Karl |
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2009 19:31:04 GMT
Karlos, you
are
so
the
MAN!!!!!
(You're official my Minister of War, when I take over the world...)
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