Dragon Megatron's Den

[grahamthomson]

*puts on best David Kaye voice*

Attention Predacons! Since Tarantulas has, how shall we say, departed. I am in need of gadgets and inventions to be used in our continued mission to thwart those accursed Maximals.

Bring to me your ideas for any inventions, gadgets and weapons that can be put to use to destroy the Maximals and their Autobot ancestors.

Remember. I am looking for the most novel and imaginative ways to help us claim our rightful place as victors of the Beast Wars!

Come before me now, with your best ideas; yes...

[Grand Moff Muffin]

*sets up ACME spin-off franchise shop*

Products available for budding inventors to buy:

Anvil
Aspirin
Axle grease (guaranteed slippery)
Balloon
Basket
Bat-man's outfit
Bed springs
Bird seed
Bomb
Bumble bees (one fifth)
Cactus costume
Christmas package machine
Dehydrated boulders (just add water)
Detonator
Do it yourself tornado kit
Dog sled
Dynamite
Earth quake pills
Electronic fan
Electronic motor
Explosive tennis balls
Female road runner costume
Frisbee
Giant mouse trap
Giant kite kit
Giant rubber band
Glue
Grease
Handlebars
High speed tonic contains vitamins R-P+M
Instant icicle maker
Instant road
Invisible paint
Iron bird seed
Iron pellets
Jet motor
Jet propelled pogo stick
Jet propelled skis
Jet propelled unicycle
Jim-Dandy wagon
Lightning bolts (rubber gloves included)
Little Giant do-it-yourself rocket-sled kit
Little Giant snow cloud feeder (makes instant snow)
Matches
Mouse snare
Nitroglycerin
Outboard motor
Road runner lasso
Rocket powered roller skates
Rocking horse
Roller skates
Roller skis (no snow necessary)
Speed skates (ice)
Street cleaner's wagon
Super outfit
TNT
Tracking
Triple strength battleship steel armour plate
Triple strength fortified leg muscle vitamins
Wash tub
Water pistol
Weather balloon

We also have all the following components:



And some fine specimens of the bow and arrow:



Roll up, roll up. If you can't make an anti-Maximal/Autobot trap out of that little lot... well, I'll just return it to the coyote.

Martin