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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 7:07:11 GMT
Basically my brother's girlfriend was supposed to give birth on Sunday, but the baby is being stubborn and doesn't wanna leave. My wages are awful for being on time, but are meant to be in my account by the 15th...so...who will be first? The baby or my wages?
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 14, 2009 7:40:02 GMT
What's the likelihood of her eating a strong curry in the meantime?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 7:44:00 GMT
What's the likelihood of her eating a strong curry in the meantime? She might do, I'd expect she's getting quite uncomfortable right now lol |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2009 9:58:14 GMT
Do strong curries help?
-Ralph
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 12:12:41 GMT
Do strong curries help? -Ralph The doctor on Friends said so ;D |
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Post by karla on Sept 14, 2009 16:21:51 GMT
I've heard somewhere (possibly a woman at work) that having the er... "special" intercourse encourages the birth...
But I wouldn't recommend it, it really is disgusting.
Couldn't they be bribed to leave the womb with money or a transformers toy?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:20:52 GMT
Couldn't they be bribed to leave the womb with money or a transformers toy? Sticking a transformers toy in between a pregnant woman's legs sounds a bit kinky to me but I'll be up for the challenge if anyone's interested! |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2009 5:23:27 GMT
Couldn't they be bribed to leave the womb with money or a transformers toy? Sticking a transformers toy in between a pregnant woman's legs sounds a bit kinky to me but I'll be up for the challenge if anyone's interested! maybe try with that bamboo stick transformer? lol BTW I was paid yesterday, and baby's still not here |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 15, 2009 22:01:27 GMT
Do strong curries help? -Ralph That's what did it for Mrs Shockprowl and the Piglet. Waited 'till I was at work 40 miles away to do it like..... |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 15, 2009 22:02:23 GMT
Aesir, best of luck to your bro and GF in law!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2009 7:16:55 GMT
quick update, the baby was due on Sunday, it's now Wednesday morning, no little sproglette yet. I think Nicolle was just getting fat so she said she was pregnant *ignores the scans*
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 16, 2009 7:18:19 GMT
If a curry doesn't work, then they're going to have to... you know...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2009 7:19:26 GMT
If a curry doesn't work, then they're going to have to... you know... use fire? |
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 16, 2009 7:21:13 GMT
Unless the baby is aware of the nearest fire exit then, no.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2009 7:24:44 GMT
Unless the baby is aware of the nearest fire exit then, no. well there is only one real fire exit in that place when you think about it  |
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 21, 2009 7:18:37 GMT
Is this bloody baby here yet or what?!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2009 7:26:42 GMT
Is this bloody baby here yet or what?! nope if she hasn't come by Wednesday they will need to induce her (or so my mother tells me) |
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Post by karla on Sept 21, 2009 11:28:47 GMT
is that code for 'pull the baby out'?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2009 12:24:31 GMT
is that code for 'pull the baby out'? pretty much I think they give her a drug or something that forces the baby out |
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