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Post by The Doctor on Sept 28, 2009 10:13:44 GMT
Loooooooooooooong week coming up. Should find out at the end of it whether I have a job or not. Erk.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Sept 28, 2009 10:16:37 GMT
Channeling to MAXIMUM!!!!
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Post by karla on Sept 28, 2009 11:26:51 GMT
fingers crossed doctor! My pregnant friend is due in 5 weeks time, i'm the same age as her but the thought of babies hasn't crossed my mind. I guess i'll send some stuff down to the happy mum-to-be  and i'm back to work in a week woooooooo |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2009 12:11:15 GMT
My brother's baby WILL be born this week, or I'm gunna squeeze that baby out of her mummy's tummy with a vice! At work we have alot of madness happening, since its end of the month and the week after our roadshow  |
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 29, 2009 7:09:11 GMT
It seems like everyone is pregnant at the moment! How is this happening?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2009 7:15:29 GMT
It seems like everyone is pregnant at the moment! How is this happening? *whistles innocently* |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 29, 2009 8:47:42 GMT
I love babies.
The pet turtle at Piglet's nursery school is called...
RALPH!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 29, 2009 9:43:24 GMT
It seems like everyone is pregnant at the moment! How is this happening? Well, when a mummy and a daddy really like each other they do a bit of hokie cokie and cast a magic spell. Then, nine months later, a stork pops round with a Special Delivery. -Ralph |
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 29, 2009 9:50:03 GMT
Ah! That explains it!
Mat, if your brother's still waiting for their baby, it might be worth them checking to see if the stork has left a card so they can pick the baby up from the local depot. Maybe they were out when he tried to make delivery?
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 29, 2009 9:52:24 GMT
I love babies. The pet turtle at Piglet's nursery school is called... RALPH! My secret alt-mode discovered! -Ralph |
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Post by grahamthomson on Sept 29, 2009 9:54:15 GMT
Ralph is a Pretender Beast!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 29, 2009 10:07:55 GMT
ROWWRRRRRRRRR.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 29, 2009 10:07:59 GMT
Can you get CUTA'd on a baby ?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 29, 2009 10:08:49 GMT
I'm sitting here trying to write a review. It's a long big one which keeps sucking in extra bits....
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 29, 2009 10:18:04 GMT
The zombie ad which keeps flashing up is annoying the fuck out of me!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 29, 2009 10:20:25 GMT
Use Mozilla and get AdBlockPlus
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2009 12:16:06 GMT
Ah! That explains it! Mat, if your brother's still waiting for their baby, it might be worth them checking to see if the stork has left a card so they can pick the baby up from the local depot. Maybe they were out when he tried to make delivery? *finds a red piece of card* "We called but you were out" Reason for non-delivery: Lack of uterus/signature Please contact the Stork Depot for redelivery or collection |
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Post by karla on Sept 29, 2009 17:35:29 GMT
are you looking forward to becoming a responsible uncle?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2009 18:27:00 GMT
are you looking forward to becoming a responsible uncle? I'm already an uncle, and I'm the fun one :3 |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 29, 2009 19:07:15 GMT
Bloody 'ell, how good is Nick Roche's Prowl/Kup AHM episode?! I've gone on 'bout it in the relevant comic thread, but just had to say here how much I enjoyed it and what a fantastic job Roche did with Prowl!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2009 19:40:36 GMT
Here we were getting all interested in baby-making and storks making a delivery when you come along and bring Prowl into it!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 29, 2009 20:42:54 GMT
Well, thematically, Prowl does sort of have a baby in it...
-Ralph
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Post by Hero on Sept 30, 2009 6:03:02 GMT
I'm already an uncle to 3 Transfan nephews (my brothers children). My fourth nephew (sister's first baby) is due to enter the world next week (est October 2nd).
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2009 7:08:00 GMT
I'm already an uncle to 3 Transfan nephews (my brothers children). My fourth nephew (sister's first baby) is due to enter the world next week (est October 2nd). ===KEN If you're new nephew comes before my niece, I will cry lol |
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Post by karla on Sept 30, 2009 9:34:02 GMT
do you want to bet on it?
I did my first watercolour yesterday, haven't touched the stuff in years.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 30, 2009 9:48:14 GMT
Well I've been getting nothing from the DWP so I'll be making some strongly worded enquiries when I sign on today. If they're not going to give me anything they can fuck right off. I'l be buggered if I'll be treated as sub-human for free.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 30, 2009 17:19:06 GMT
Treated like the lowest form of human life today. Went in feeling ok, left highly distressed and agitated and in the middle of a very horrible panic attack. There's a new attitude in Job Centre Plus', which can be summed up as: 'if we treat them like scum, they'll get jobs'. I feel that very few of the people working there have any conception that the very nature of their work is that the vast majority of people they come across will be in some degree of vulnerability and should be treated with dignity and respect.
They can't even tell me if I'm entitled to anything. My claim is in a black hole. So, already feeling depressed, the system gets to make me feel worse and I'm not even getting any benefits.
I feel ill. I really do. I just want a fucking job! I'm educated to postgraduate level for fucks sakes.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Sept 30, 2009 18:11:52 GMT
Sorry to hear that Doc.
It's an absolutely shocking attitude for them to have.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2009 18:23:04 GMT
Sorry to hear that Doc. It's an absolutely shocking attitude for them to have. Andy unfortunately I'm not surprised though, I went to a job center once, and that was enough, I just ran to an agency and signed on there In my experience, they either want: 1) fresh out of school (I mean school, not college, sixth form or even uni) kids who dont have any real idea what minimum wage means 2) 40+ year olds with 30 years of experience 3) Pretty girls Of course they also have those BTEC nad NVQ courses at colleges for people who fail in school, which ironically give them more attractive qualifications then the people who pay crap loads at uni (after I realized this, I gave up on my plans to go to Uni) |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 30, 2009 19:16:38 GMT
Sorry, Doc'. That's really terrible.
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