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Post by grahamthomson on Feb 13, 2008 8:51:33 GMT
I suppose now with the writers' strike over and the filming soon to start on the Transformers sequel, could I ask if we can have a spoilers section for discussion of the new film?
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Post by Dark Stranger on Feb 13, 2008 9:20:45 GMT
Definitely. I stayed well away from spoilers from the last movie, but I wouldn't mind an occasional glance at the new one.
Here, remember that "script" that was leaked before the movie's release? Was it actually the real script or a fake? I remember a lot of clamouring not to read it or go near it at the time.
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Post by Mark_Stevenson on Feb 13, 2008 10:18:13 GMT
We should round-robin a "script" on here and leak it on the internet... Just to see how far it got  Mx |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 13, 2008 10:31:43 GMT
ACT 1 , SCENE 1.
EXT: CYBERTRON SURFACE.
Megatron: Find it, WHEELIE, my little dog! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! I must have the ALLSPAAAAAAAARK! For I have come back from the dead via unclear means from the bottom of the SEAAAAAAAAAAAAA on the blighted planet EEEEEEEEEEEEARTH! Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiind it, WHEELIE, my compliant slaaaaaaaaaaaaaave! And if you have to destroy the BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY, then SO BE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Ah ha ha. Ha ha. Heh heh heh. Muh. Huh. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
Wheelie: Yesh, Mashter, yesh. I obey you in all reshpects! Yesh. Thy will be done. Yesh, yesh. Arooooooooooo. Arooooooooo. Ruff ruff.
-Ralph
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Post by Nigel on Feb 13, 2008 11:05:18 GMT
The strike is over?
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Post by Hero on Feb 13, 2008 14:49:51 GMT
Sure is dude.
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Post by grahamthomson on Feb 14, 2008 8:21:54 GMT
ACT 1 , SCENE 1.
EXT: CYBERTRON SURFACE.Megatron: Find it, WHEELIE, my little dog! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! I must have the ALLSPAAAAAAAARK! For I have come back from the dead via unclear means from the bottom of the SEAAAAAAAAAAAAA on the blighted planet EEEEEEEEEEEEARTH! Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiind it, WHEELIE, my compliant slaaaaaaaaaaaaaave! And if you have to destroy the BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY, then SO BE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Ah ha ha. Ha ha. Heh heh heh. Muh. Huh. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh. Wheelie: Yesh, Mashter, yesh. I obey you in all reshpects! Yesh. Thy will be done. Yesh, yesh. Arooooooooooo. Arooooooooo. Ruff ruff. -Ralph CUT TO: EXT: WITWICKY RESIDENCE. Judy Witwicky stands, frustrated, outside her own locked garage door. Not ten minutes ago did her son Sam and his car drive in and lock the door behind them. Pressing her head up to the door she hears; SFX: THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD MUSIC (PLAYING FROM BUMBLBEE'S [V] STEREO): #You got the touch #You got the motions Judy Witwicky frowns, checks her watch and sighs. JUDY: Sam! Sam! Are you mastur- CUT TO: |
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Post by Hero on Feb 14, 2008 12:48:38 GMT
REMOTE ISLAND:
5 giant robotic dinosaurs hanging around the jungle area meet up together to talk.
SLAG: Me Slag wonder why we Dinobots not in this movie!
SNARL: Me Snarl not so happy too!
SWOOP: Me Swoop say we Dinobots head to Detroit place and find answer...
SLUDGE: Me Sludge not clever bot but me blame Bay person
GRIMLOCK: YES! Me Grimlock say we go to Detroit place to stomp Bay.
SWOOP: Yes! Yes! Cars in Detroit land BAD!
GRIMLOCK: Grimlock agree, Cars and trucks bad... Michael Bay WORSE!!
The Dinobots head off the island in a Godzilla style fashion.
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Post by Gav on Feb 14, 2008 16:04:54 GMT
A beautiful sunset over the ocean. The waves crash against the perfect beach, washing up a large armour clad figure. A group of young children inspect the beast, prodding it with sticks. It appears to be a humanoid walrus!
Longtooth: What's crackin', BITCHES?!
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Post by Mark_Stevenson on Feb 16, 2008 11:28:01 GMT
CUT TO:
EXT. HIGHWAY
(Approx. 10 minutes before the sun goes down. In fact, the whole movie will appear to be filmed at this time - Mike)
Cars RACE and stuff BLOWS UP in slow motion. For about 20 minutes.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 17, 2008 16:59:25 GMT
CUT TO:
BOX IN CINEMA AUDITORIUM
STATLER: So, this is the second Transformers film, eh?
WALDORF: Yep.
STATLER: What'll you suppose it'll be about?
WALDORF: Oh, about two hours or thereabouts.
STATLER: Still, at least it hasn't got that bear in it.
WALDORF: No, not after they made the mistake of having him write the jokes for the first one.
STATLER: Didn't you like the first one?
WALDORF: Well, I liked that nice Megan Fox.
STATLER: You fool! You're old enough to be her grandfather.
WALDORF: No, I looked into that but she already has two. Has had since before she was born, in fact.
STATLER: There's foresight for you.
WALDORF: Where?
STATLER: There! He just transformed into a pair of spectacles.
BOTH: Ah, HAHAHAHA! Wait! No! Ow! Stop! Naughty spectacles! Help!
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Post by Nigel on Feb 17, 2008 20:25:00 GMT
Clifftop above the beach. Still sunset. POV unidentified Transformer, watching Longtooth's appearance. Camera switches back to beach, Longtooth in foreground, cliff in background as unidentified Transformer - too far away to identify - transforms and flies towards the sunset, an unidentifiable silhouette.
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Post by Mark_Stevenson on Feb 23, 2008 12:53:36 GMT
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 23, 2008 15:36:09 GMT
Meanwhile, in stately Wayne Manor, home of millionnaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson...
"It's another of the Riddler's clues: What is the Constructicons' favourite dessert?"
"Golly gee, Bruce! That's a tough one! Wait... I've got it. The Sahara dessert!"
"You've done it again. Quick, old chum. Let's race to the Bat-poles!"
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2008 21:32:39 GMT
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Post by kayevcee on Jun 3, 2008 16:52:20 GMT
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Post by legios on Jun 4, 2008 6:19:30 GMT
An AH-64D "Apache", UH-60 "Blackhawk" and what I think is an "Equirriel" (my spelling may well be off there - probably the camera copter). And yeah... an generic industrial plant. Karl |
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Post by grahamthomson on Jun 4, 2008 7:49:39 GMT
AN OIL REFINERY?!?!?!?!?!!!!!  !?!?!? Waaah! Michael Bay has, once again, torn me a new childhood! PS I am going to do this with every post about Transformers 2 until the entire Internet learns that this sequel is going to follow the same style/theme/look as last year's Transformers film SO THERE WILL BE NO NEED TO REPEAT ALL THE STUPID ARGUMENTS FROM 2005-2007!! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 4, 2008 11:56:08 GMT
Why can't they look like they did in G1?
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Post by grahamthomson on Jun 4, 2008 12:54:26 GMT
Why can't they look like they did in G1? Because all the children who worked in the Korean sweat shops at the time died from malnutrition and/or RSI and took their secrets with them. (They also owned all intellectual rights and subsidiary copyrights to the designs, but since they were bequeathed to a local cattery whose owner doesn't care much for Michael Bay films, Dreamworks SKG can't use them.) |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 4, 2008 13:38:53 GMT
Ahh, and now I know!
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 4, 2008 16:36:48 GMT
Damn you, Michael Bay! You suck! Jazz can't die! G1 4EVAH!!!!!!!.
Etc, etc.
-Ralph
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Post by chrisl on Jun 5, 2008 10:43:34 GMT
According to underground rumours, this second film will feature many characters from the Japanese Masterforce and Victory Series.................. Early casting footage for the role of Star Sabre:  And Chief Giga:  |
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