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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2008 20:15:16 GMT
Its been bugging me lately what day the Autobot ship The Ark crashed on Earth. We know it was in 1984 according to both the comic books and the cartoons but on what day exactly? I believe that Mirage holds the answer. When his vehicle mode was reformatted on Earth he was given the look of a Ligier F1 car and that means that the Ark crashed on a day when F1 cars were racing in America. There were only two F1 races held in America in 1984 and they were the Detroit GP on the 24th June and the Dallas GP on the 8th July. Considering that the Autobot Skyspy (or whatever it was called) presumably only travelled a short distance from where the Ark crashed in Oregan I believe it was during the Dallas GP because it was a lot nearer to Oregan than what Detroit was. I hereby conclude that the Ark crash-landed on the weekend of the 8th July 1984.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 25, 2008 21:10:28 GMT
Nonsense.
According to my tinfoil hat and listening devices implanted in my teeth, the Ark crash landed on June 3rd, 1962, at 8:02pm in an obscure town in Sweden that has no name. A very confused moose on holiday from Canada was slightly shocked by this occurance. Inside the Ark were in fact no transforming robots, merely members of the Bruce Forsyth Appreciation Society who had travelled back in time from Belgium in 2042 and thus were a tad nonplussed to find themselves in Sweden, a place Bruce Forsyth had never performed in, according to their many guidebooks.
NEXT ON HUB NEWS: 'Why Shockwave had no nose.'
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Mar 25, 2008 21:33:27 GMT
NEXT ON HUB NEWS: 'Why Shockwave had no nose.' -Ralph Shockwave had no nose? How did he smell? Karl |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 25, 2008 21:49:21 GMT
With difficulty.
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Mar 25, 2008 21:52:28 GMT
*buh-boom* *tish*
Karl
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Post by Mark_Stevenson on Mar 26, 2008 12:28:32 GMT
I hate to be a pedantic bore, but the Ark crashed in pre-history, before the invention of the calendar  The day the Ark came back on line would be the question to the answer you propose... However, 'The Day The Ark Crashed' would make a most excellent fanfic title. Mx |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 14:46:46 GMT
That's what I meant to mean but I thought the thread sounded better if it had a catchy title.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 26, 2008 21:45:03 GMT
I hate to be a pedantic bore, but the Ark crashed in pre-history, before the invention of the calendar The day the Ark came back on line would be the question to the answer you propose... However, 'The Day The Ark Crashed' would make a most excellent fanfic title. Mx Ah, balls. I have that idea stuck in my head now. -Ralph |
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Post by Mark_Stevenson on Mar 27, 2008 19:56:16 GMT
Take it and run with it, matey.
Mx
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 27, 2008 21:11:48 GMT
It'd make a hell of a decent TMUK mag for whatever convention happens next year!
Andy
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Post by Mark_Stevenson on Mar 27, 2008 21:55:27 GMT
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 27, 2008 21:59:34 GMT
I sit at the centre of my web and spin great dreams and schemes.
Also, sometimes I do nothing.
Andy
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2008 18:55:54 GMT
If you want to write a story titled 'The Day The Ark Crashed' maybe it could be about the oft-told tale of Shockwave and the Dinobots battling on prehistoric Earth.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 30, 2008 22:09:58 GMT
It's kind of been done before is the only problem. So you'd need some new approach if you wanted to tackle it.
Andy
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Post by Gav on Mar 31, 2008 11:03:51 GMT
A T.V style report where Autobots from all over the galaxy remember where they were when the Ark Crashed:
Optimus Prime: I was....i-i was offline...so....um....
Prowl: I...can't remember i wasn't online...
Continue till page 26.
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Post by Nigel on Mar 31, 2008 12:18:13 GMT
The Day the Ark Crashed.
(A short play)
Act 1
Noah: Who put that mountain there?
End.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 31, 2008 13:35:07 GMT
Just read through this thread in hysterics. You guys!
Shockwave's nose! Whhhhaaaaaa Haaaaa Ha Ha Ha!
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Post by Nigel on Mar 31, 2008 15:01:24 GMT
The Ark crashed in May 1991. Possibly May Day.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 31, 2008 16:41:14 GMT
Now might be the time to remind Andy that when the Ark crashed again, Fub Publications forgot it had crashed in Northern Canada.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 31, 2008 16:59:39 GMT
DAMN YOU BURNS!!!
Andy
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 31, 2008 17:16:52 GMT
The Day the Ark Crashed:
"The Ark has encountered an unexpected error and must close. If you are in the middle of something, you may lose your work. Click here to report this problem to Microsoft."
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 31, 2008 17:22:25 GMT
'Cannot view report on Ark crash. Buffering'.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 31, 2008 17:29:25 GMT
The Day the Ark Crashed: "The Ark has encountered an unexpected error and must close. If you are in the middle of something, you may lose your work. Click here to report this problem to Microsoft." Martin You make me relive so many nightmares with those words. Damn you Bill Gates! Andy |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 31, 2008 17:38:28 GMT
This thread is turning into Andu's torture thread. Good. Good.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 31, 2008 17:41:03 GMT
I will make you pay on Wednesday. I shall ensure Susie jumps up and cockpunches you!
Andy
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Post by legios on Mar 31, 2008 20:27:06 GMT
I will make you pay on Wednesday. I shall ensure Susie jumps up and cockpunches you! Andy In my experience she doesn't actually need any real encouragement or special pleading to do that.... Also:- "Fatal Error: Sensible Backup plan.lib not found. Execution Stop of function Ark at line fifty." Karl |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 31, 2008 20:29:46 GMT
True enough, she almost got me today because I was too slow in sharing my oreo cookie with her.
Andy
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Post by legios on Mar 31, 2008 20:40:48 GMT
True enough, she almost got me today because I was too slow in sharing my oreo cookie with her. Andy That's the thing with owning a pet. There is always some dubiety as to who is training whom.... Karl |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 31, 2008 21:18:31 GMT
For those of you who are perhaps now forming strange and intriguing mental pictures, Susie is Andy's dog.
-Ralph
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Post by dyrl on May 12, 2008 17:48:10 GMT
Personally - as soon as I read the title, and the first post, the following vision appeared in my mind:
A man and a woman who are both greek marble statues are having sex on a hill top that is covered in tree and grass; behind them - in grainy film grain - a grey mountain. The narrator says that they are Jack and Jill - but now that I think of it they must be Adam and Eve. They are frozen in their Greek marble statue forms as the Ark Crashes into the mountain behind them.
Then, in Detroit, an F1 race car that looks exactly like mirage is plastered on the race track.
And that's really all.
But I do agree - it would be a great fanfic title - and it could have some potential.
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