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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2017 18:19:29 GMT
Nothing is better than chicken pakora,
In Hawaii it makes them say: "Aloha!"
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 7, 2017 21:41:12 GMT
Beans, they make you trump
And I'm not talking 'bout the presi-dump
For he is a twat
How'd you like that?
At least our PM... err... you know, likes to run through wheat 'n' stuff...
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2017 22:13:12 GMT
But of the Hub who is in charge?
Who is biggin' it large?
After our recent election,
Who in power was given the erection?
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 7, 2017 22:37:55 GMT
In charge is Andu.
He is cool.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2017 22:40:56 GMT
Wicky wild wicky wild wild west,
Andu is not the best.
I am the Sheriff of this town,
Turn his face to a frown.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 7, 2017 22:45:12 GMT
You he will surely crush
We'll clean your pieces up with a brush.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2017 22:47:34 GMT
I shall defeat Andu with Chicken pakora,
He will cry and scream: "Begorah!"
My chicken-fu is strong,
His strength is not long.
I am the Dance Commander,
He has a mind like a colander!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 7, 2017 22:47:54 GMT
Well I'm -as usual- confused
The vote said Phil 'n' I rules!
Boweth before!
New Society's law!
And merge with our molecules!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2017 22:50:34 GMT
I will not bow down before you,
Not even if you command an evil ewe.
Beware my light,
Green Burns' might!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2017 22:53:26 GMT
A Five Guys burger place has opened up locally. I may be developing a serious problem!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 15, 2017 8:23:29 GMT
Based on your txts you are past the 'developing' stage and onto the 'Michael Burke 999 tragic story' phase.
Let it be known here however that last night Burns promised me a piece of his Special Teams artwork upon his death.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 15, 2017 8:55:41 GMT
But only if I die from burger overdose.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 15, 2017 22:47:29 GMT
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 16, 2017 9:20:16 GMT
Free...free burgers?
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 16, 2017 22:24:12 GMT
Why should I pay for them when you are willing to do it to yourself?
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 17, 2017 7:08:00 GMT
Harsh.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 1, 2017 16:58:22 GMT
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Post by blueshift on Aug 1, 2017 17:20:42 GMT
That's AMAZING
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 1, 2017 18:09:34 GMT
It would be even more amazing if you could pour the cereal out by opening the window.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 1, 2017 19:16:49 GMT
PHIL!!!!!
It is August!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 1, 2017 19:39:55 GMT
Argos had the SW Lego callenders in last week.
When The Kaptain was with us in Swindom we had tea and cake at a local garden centre. They had 2018 calendars.
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Post by legios on Aug 1, 2017 20:23:26 GMT
Argos had the SW Lego callenders in last week. When The Kaptain was with us in Swindom we had tea and cake at a local garden centre. They had 2018 calendars. They did indeed, I can confirm this. Although, quite surprisingly none of the traders at RIAT had any 2018 aviation calendars as yet. I was slightly surprised, and saddened too. Karl |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 12, 2017 22:01:53 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 13, 2017 8:24:48 GMT
If only I knew what a Harvester was.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 13, 2017 8:28:42 GMT
Restaurant chain in the style of Beefeater whose principle selling point is unlimited salad bowl refills with meals.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 13, 2017 8:36:36 GMT
Has Burns never been to a Harvester before?
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 13, 2017 9:05:10 GMT
I don't think we have them north of the border.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 13, 2017 15:50:06 GMT
I don't recall seeing them in Scotland. Next time you are down we will take you. Free salad bar! And jambalaya.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 17, 2017 11:31:09 GMT
There is a Harvester in Dunfermline...
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2017 14:38:11 GMT
If that isn't the title to a song I don't know what is.
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