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Post by grahamthomson on May 13, 2010 9:18:59 GMT
Apparently Graham Norton is hosting the Radio 2 breakfast show (I didn't know, as I wake up to Radio 3 usually) and has a feature called "Grill Graham".
I am also called Graham. And by that logic, the chaps at work have now taken to sessions of "Grill Graham". Which, if I'm honest, is marginally better than being fish-hooked. To that end, I'm solving all manner of problems.
Thus I am extending my voluntary services to this thread. So, if you have any kind of problem, ask me here and I will provide a solution for you.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2010 15:48:40 GMT
where do babies come from?
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2010 17:08:22 GMT
How do you like being grilled? I think that sausages taste nice grilled as do a few other things but only if they are well done!
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2010 17:42:32 GMT
Why is the number four called 'four'?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2010 18:21:42 GMT
If response times met (75% of category A emergencies responded to in 8 mins) was to be abolished as the guide to Ambulance Service performance, what could be the alternative?
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 13, 2010 21:16:15 GMT
And it took till the second reply for sausages to be mentioned.
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Post by Kingoji on May 13, 2010 22:46:40 GMT
Why is the number four called 'four'? -Ralph Oh! I know this one! It's because 'three' was taken! |
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Post by grahamthomson on May 14, 2010 8:03:16 GMT
Now you see, when I said, "if you have any kind of problem, ask me here and I will provide a solution for you". What I meant was that if you have any kind of problem, ask me here and I will provide a solution for you.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2010 16:34:55 GMT
I need some extra cash. Any ideas?
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Post by Shockprowl on May 14, 2010 20:29:54 GMT
I have a small, hairy growth on my but, what should I do?
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Post by grahamthomson on May 17, 2010 9:19:40 GMT
Teach it to speak Mandarin and share some of the money you make from winning Britain's Got Talent with Zudobug.
There. Two problems solved with one simple solution.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2010 18:39:32 GMT
Excellent answer. I shall look forward to getting cash from Shockprowl's hairy growth on his arse!
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Post by Dark Stranger on May 17, 2010 22:16:04 GMT
I have the notion for a Grilled Graham. What would such a meal entail?
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Post by grahamthomson on May 18, 2010 8:15:12 GMT
I shall look forward to getting cash from Shockprowl's hairy growth on his arse! A timeless turn of phrase if ever I heard one! |
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Post by grahamthomson on May 18, 2010 8:16:09 GMT
I have the notion for a Grilled Graham. What would such a meal entail? Probably have you feeling rather filled up afterwards. |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2010 17:15:15 GMT
There used to be breakfast cereals called Golden Grahams so why not have a Grilled Graham?
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Post by Shockprowl on May 18, 2010 18:21:18 GMT
Teach it to speak Mandarin and share some of the money you make from winning Britain's Got Talent with Zudobug. There. Two problems solved with one simple solution. GENIOUS!!!! Zudo, you're gunna have to earn your share. I think you'll have grooming duties, I can't quite reach. |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 18, 2010 18:21:45 GMT
I have the notion for a Grilled Graham. What would such a meal entail? Probably have you feeling rather filled up afterwards. Ding dong. |
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Post by grahamthomson on May 19, 2010 11:57:49 GMT
Behave yourself.
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Post by The Doctor on May 19, 2010 17:19:57 GMT
Why can't I get Shredded Wheat with the fruit bit in the middle anymore?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 19, 2010 17:56:27 GMT
Any ideas on explanations for the extreamly odd orbit of potential Dwarf Planet, Sedna, which, at its closest approach to the Sun is 76 AU, but then it goes out all the way to 928 AU! Crazy orbit I think you'll agree. Orbits of other 'Scattered Disk' objects (such as Eris) aren't nearly as eliptical, but 928 AU is still not far enough away to have anything to do with the theoretical Oort Cloud. So what the Hell?
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2010 19:39:39 GMT
Why can't I get Shredded Wheat with the fruit bit in the middle anymore? -Ralph I wonder if my current workplace would know the answer to that considering that I work in a Nestle warehouse. |
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Post by grahamthomson on May 20, 2010 8:48:57 GMT
Any ideas on explanations for the extreamly odd orbit of potential Dwarf Planet, Sedna, which, at its closest approach to the Sun is 76 AU, but then it goes out all the way to 928 AU! Crazy orbit I think you'll agree. Orbits of other 'Scattered Disk' objects (such as Eris) aren't nearly as eliptical, but 928 AU is still not far enough away to have anything to do with the theoretical Oort Cloud. So what the Hell? I'm afraid this sort of thing is beyond my problem solving remit. I mean, come on, I'm not Dear Deirdre. |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 20, 2010 18:35:49 GMT
I think you could pull off Dear Deirdre.
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