Post by charlesrocketboy on Jun 20, 2009 17:35:29 GMT
TRANSFORMERS: CONTINUED TITAN VOL.1 #28
“Dawn of the Devastators! Part 2â€
FREE! N.E.S.T. MISSILE GUN!
PREVIOUSLY…
The Constructicons have arrived on Earth! One was taken prisoner and told Optimus Prime that the Decepticons have a demonic inspiration – the Fallen, one of the first Transformers… The others are running amok, and the NEST base on Diego Garcia was just bombed!
PAGE 1.
1. Diego Garcia – Ratchet (in his alt mode, sirens blaring) and human medics are arriving at the main base; the base is still standing, albeit with surface damage, but everything around has been blasted. Two medics are moving hurt NEST soldiers.
RATCHET
By the All Spark! How many injured?
SFX
NEEEENAAANEEEENAAA
MEDIC
We estimate fourteen out here, Ratchet – but my god, if the buildings hadn’t been rebuilt and reinforced to Autobot standards…!
RATCHET
The building’s may be standing, but there’ll be injured people inside and in the surrounding buildings…
PAGE 2.
1. Scene change to the interrogation hanger. Part of the ceiling and its staffolding as come down; Optimus is trying to push it out. Demolishor’s foot is in the foreground.
NARRATIVE
“…and possibly worse!â€
DEMOLISHOR
The blast knocked my inhibitors off. Now I’m free and you’re not…
2. Demolishor looms over Prime, about to pound the guy.
DEMOLISHOR
…you should have heeded HIS warnings and given up while you had the ch-
3. Optimus unleashes his gun and a barrage of laser-blasts into Demolishor’s chest!
SFX
BRRRTTTTTKKKK!
4. Optimus has risen to his feet. Demolishor is down, his optics dark.
5. Optimus strides out towards the site of the blast, calling out to Ironhide.
OPTIMUS
Ironhide, situation report!
IRONHIDE
Bad. VERY bad.
PAGE 3.
1. Cut to the Ops room – T-Ai is frantic, the monitors around here are full of static (and one has shattered).
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“Aside from the wounded, all our communication and monitoring equipment got blown out – we’re blind!â€
2. Optimus Prime, contemplating.
OPTIMUS
Can we still deploy the NEST teams?
IRONHIDE
Yeah, but with no central comms hub, no support…
3. Optimus.
OPTIMUS
Then we improvise!
4. Cut to Epps and Armorhide, talking to “usâ€.
I.D. CAPTIONS [one next to each character]
Group-Captain Robert Epps
Armorhide
EPPS
Can we increase the numbers in each team? Well, if we put humans in the transport planes and Autobots in transition forms -
ARMORHIDE
- which allows us to blitz the enemy! But what about comms?
5. O’Hanlon, Ishihara and Hacker in discussion.
I.D. CAPTIONS [one next to each character]
Field Communications Sean O’Hanlon
Dr Kaminari Ishihara
Hacker X-3
O’HANLON
All the transports can talk to their teams, right? Shouldn’t be too hard to rig ‘em into a single net, use the Sky Link as the hub…
ISHIHARA
Feasible. As for scientific support, several Autobots have scanning abilities they can use on the enemy…
HACKER
…and if they transmit those scans through me, you’ve got a portable Ops!
LINK
All we need is extra air support…
6. Panel change to the Autobot version of a pub. Silverbolt, from the ROTF Superion combiner set, is putting a drink aside and barking an order at a nearby Fireflight.
CAPTION
Autobot City. Maccadam’s Oil House.
SILVERBOLT
Put the glasses down, fellas – Reserve Group Aerialbots is being called into action!
PAGE 4.
1. Scene change. Boston, the outside of Sector Seven’s old base there (see the IDW prequel, in #5).
CAPTION
Boston, Massachusetts.
CAPTION
To the casual browser, Crowther House is just an old building. To those in the know, it’s the once and current headquarters of America’s counter-alien intelligence agency…
2. The inside of the building. The same hallway as in the prequel, with all its early alien relics. Seymour Simmons is hurriedly running after Tom Banachek, a load of papers and files in his hands.
CAPTION
…Sector Seven.
SIMMONS
…and you never return my calls, that’s just rude – I’m beginning to think you don’t like the card I sent you for Christm-
TOM
Agent Simmons! There’s an international crisis on – I can give you five minutes, and you’ve used up three of them -
3. Simmons holds up some of his sheets of paper (dropping others), which have Cybertronian symbols and ancient sites on them.
SIMMONS
All-business, eh? Alright – Sector Seven have known for years that there are alien symbols on ancient sites across Earth -
LINK
- which we can now guess are Transformer writings! (Hieroglyphs? Whatever…)
LINK
Which means they’ve been here for a looooong time, maybe left stuff and dead Transformers around the place, right? And what’s the common link of all four current attacks? Oh yeah…
4. Back to Greece, outside the Parthenon. Rampage and Long Haul, in robot mode, are tearing into the ground around it.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…they’re all at ancient sites!â€
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“They’re after something their buddies left there before!â€
PAGE 5.
1. Birds-eye view. A NEST carrier transport like the Sky Link is above Greece, flanked by Skyblast and Fireflight (plane forms) and Ratchet & Sideswipe in transition form.
RADIO CRACKLE
Charlie Team, above target! Autobots beginning descent…
2. The transition forms are screaming down and hit the Constructicons! Huge booms! (Skyblast in robot mode is in the background, also descending)
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…now!â€
3. Impact crater – Rampage is getting up, Sideswipe is transforming (his blades snikt out!).
RAMPAGE
Oh, you are so asking for it…!
SIDESWIPE
Yep.
SFX
SHKKK
4. Rampage charges at Sideswipe.
RAMPAGE
I’ll show you why they call me RAMPAGE!!
SIDESWIPE
They call me Sideswipe…
5. Skyblast has flown in and is firing at Rampage (from the side!), knocking him off his feet.
SIDESWIPE
…and this is you getting sideswiped.
LINK
This guy’s Skyblast. Guess why.
SFX
PTM PTM
6. Ratchet, robot mode, tries to pin Long Haul.
RATCHET
Target almost neutralised!
LINK
Let’s hope everyone else…
PAGE 6.
1. Belize. (The battle is taking place outside Xunantunich, a site of old Mayan plazas). Hightower and Overload are firing their guns together in a tight formation, knocking Armorhide down.
CAPTION
Xunantunich ruins, Belize.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…is having the same luck!â€
SFX
BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA
2. Epps’ Alpha Team (minus O’Hanlon) is crouching nearby – Armorhide has fallen, and there’s a burnt-out NEST truck. Mudflap and Skids are heading on.
EPPS
We can’t get near! Skids, Mudflap – get in there…
MUDFLAP
Oh lucky us…!
3. Skids and Mudflap, dodging, weaving and somersaulting enemy fire. Mudflap is making a “neener neener!†gesture.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…and use those scanners of yours!â€
4. Small inset-panel of Skids optics – wireframe “scans†of one of the baddies can be seen in them.
5. The Ops room of the Sky Link – Hacker X-3 and Ishihara are studying data that’s streaming out of Hacker’s chest.
ISHIHARA
The red one, Overload – his weapon is building up a lot of heat. If hit directly…
6. Split panel – Epps fires a rocket launcher; a rocket hits Overload’s gun. Overload is worried.
7. The gun explodes, both Constructicons are hit!
SFX
BA-THRMMM!
PAGE 7.
1. Iraq, right outside the Great Ziggurat of Ur. Arcee, in her three separate Arcee bodies, is irritating Scavenger – two Arcees circle him, drawing fire, while another is driving down the Ziggurat firing at his back.
CAPTION
Great Ziggurat of Ur, Iraq.
ARCEE 1
This is Arcee – Scavenger
ARCEE 2
contained!
SCAVENGER
Arrrg!
ARCEE 3
How’s Mixmaster?
2. Mixmaster knocks Knock-Out away, while NEST armoured vehicles fire on him.
MIXMASTER
Ya buncha bums, git off!
KNOCK OUT
Whaaa!
MIXMASTER
An’ don’t think that I can’t tell…
3. Mixmaster fires his head-mounted cannon on the hovering NEST carrier plane.
MIXMASTER…
…dat dat’s your command hub!
4. The cannon shot comes screaming towards the plane…
5. …and Airazor the Aerialbot intercepts it with her own firepower!
AIRAZOR
Airazor to Silverbolt – they’re starting to target the carriers!
LINK
Any ETA on when the battle will be done?
RADIO CRACKLE
Well girl, the way Prime’s going…
PAGE 8
1. Stonehenge. Optimus Prime blocks Scrapper’s punch with his shield from #13…
2. ..and then punches Scrapper flying.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…not long!â€
3. Ironhide and a NEST team, next to an impact crater, watch on. The NEST leader, an Indian guy, looks a bit frustrated – none of this crew have seen action!
NEST LEADER
Ever feel surplus to requirements?
IRONHIDE
Prime gets the job done.
4. Optimus Prime, standing over Scrapper.
OPTIMUS PRIME
Yield, Scrapper. And contact the Constructicons and tell them to yield.
LINK
Whatever the Fallen has promised you, it is not worth the lives of your men!
SCRAPPER
You don’t understand… you could never understand…
5. Scrapper transforms into his transition form and rockets off!
SCRAPPER
…and this is not over!
LINK
Constructicons – Plan B!
PAGE 9
1. Back to Belize. Armorhide and NEST look surprised as Overload and Hightower do the same as Scrapper. Skids and Mudflap look quite happy.
SKIDS
Yeah, you better run! You got OWNED!
MIKAELA
Er, Sky Link, this is Mikaela here – our guys just up and left, what’s going on here?
2. Sky Link Ops room. Ishihara and Hacker examine data and radar pings.
ISHIHARA
Based on their leader’s trajectory, they’re regrouping there…
3. Cardiff, the Wales Millenium Centre. Various people look up in surprise as a transition form appears in the sky above.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“Cardiff!â€
4. A Decepticon outpost, on a dead alien world. Skywarp (the new toy) is hooking himself up to a fancy device, while Soundwave broadcasts images of Scorponok and Scalpel.
CAPTION
Elsewhere. A Decepticon outpost in the next solar system along.
SKYWARP
Both theory and practical tests indicate the device should work, though I only have enough energon for this single mission…
LINK
…so are you certain about those co-ordinates?
SCALPEL
All above board, Skywarp! Scorponok got them…
5. Eerie close-up of the Fallen’s eyes, in his hellish pocket dimension.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…from a very reliable source!â€
PAGE 10
1. Skywarp teleports onto Cybertron – dead, ruined, cold. The deactivated remains of Overcast and Barricade can be seen.
CAPTION
Cybertron. Lost in a region of space where nobody should know…
2. Skywarp walks through the streets, looking at something to his right.
CAPTION
…a prison and tomb for thousands of Decepticons…
CAPTION
...unless someone could rescue one, before decay set in…
SKYWARP
Ah…
3. That something is Megatron (already in his ROTF) form, formidable even in stasis lock…
VOICE (off panel)
…there you are.
4. Cardiff Bay. Split panel – Autobot and NEST forces head towards it; the Constructicons stand together and start to combine.
CAPTION
Cardiff Bay. One hour later.
NEST SOLDIER
All locals have been evacuated from the area!
IRONHIDE
The Constructicons just come here and wait for us all?
LINK
They got something planned…
5. Split panel – the Constructicons continue to combine; Ironhide directs NEST guys and bots around, while Mudflap looks a bit worried.
IRONHIDE
Everyone in their groups – we circle them, then get ready to fire!
MUDFLAP
Erm… sir? These guys… are they combiners…?
IRONHIDE
No.
6. Split panel – close up of a Devastator limb connecting; tight on Mudflap and Ironhide looking horrified.
MUDFLAP
They are now.
PAGE 11
1. Splash page of Devastator looming over Cardiff Bay – too large to fit in this page!
DEVASTATOR [large type, bold]
DEVASTATOR AWAKENS!
TO BE CONTINUED
STAR SCREAMS
Revenge Of The Fallen is out in cinemas now. Once again, I’m hardly getting any scenes! The only way around this is if you write into Dreamworks and ask for more of me. I recommend writing in blood and mentioning that you know where the writer’s live…
All letters should be marked All Hail The Fallen or we will mark you for the labour gulags!
>> Another splendid installment, but not enough Ratchet for my tastes.
>> Andy
Your tastes must be bad indeed if you want MORE of that sanctimonious hippy! “Do no harm, blessed are the meek, patch up little puppies and kittens…†And he’s not even a real ambulance, how could you possibly fit any casualties into that van mode of his? He’s useless as well as dull!
“Dawn of the Devastators! Part 2â€
FREE! N.E.S.T. MISSILE GUN!
PREVIOUSLY…
The Constructicons have arrived on Earth! One was taken prisoner and told Optimus Prime that the Decepticons have a demonic inspiration – the Fallen, one of the first Transformers… The others are running amok, and the NEST base on Diego Garcia was just bombed!
PAGE 1.
1. Diego Garcia – Ratchet (in his alt mode, sirens blaring) and human medics are arriving at the main base; the base is still standing, albeit with surface damage, but everything around has been blasted. Two medics are moving hurt NEST soldiers.
RATCHET
By the All Spark! How many injured?
SFX
NEEEENAAANEEEENAAA
MEDIC
We estimate fourteen out here, Ratchet – but my god, if the buildings hadn’t been rebuilt and reinforced to Autobot standards…!
RATCHET
The building’s may be standing, but there’ll be injured people inside and in the surrounding buildings…
PAGE 2.
1. Scene change to the interrogation hanger. Part of the ceiling and its staffolding as come down; Optimus is trying to push it out. Demolishor’s foot is in the foreground.
NARRATIVE
“…and possibly worse!â€
DEMOLISHOR
The blast knocked my inhibitors off. Now I’m free and you’re not…
2. Demolishor looms over Prime, about to pound the guy.
DEMOLISHOR
…you should have heeded HIS warnings and given up while you had the ch-
3. Optimus unleashes his gun and a barrage of laser-blasts into Demolishor’s chest!
SFX
BRRRTTTTTKKKK!
4. Optimus has risen to his feet. Demolishor is down, his optics dark.
5. Optimus strides out towards the site of the blast, calling out to Ironhide.
OPTIMUS
Ironhide, situation report!
IRONHIDE
Bad. VERY bad.
PAGE 3.
1. Cut to the Ops room – T-Ai is frantic, the monitors around here are full of static (and one has shattered).
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“Aside from the wounded, all our communication and monitoring equipment got blown out – we’re blind!â€
2. Optimus Prime, contemplating.
OPTIMUS
Can we still deploy the NEST teams?
IRONHIDE
Yeah, but with no central comms hub, no support…
3. Optimus.
OPTIMUS
Then we improvise!
4. Cut to Epps and Armorhide, talking to “usâ€.
I.D. CAPTIONS [one next to each character]
Group-Captain Robert Epps
Armorhide
EPPS
Can we increase the numbers in each team? Well, if we put humans in the transport planes and Autobots in transition forms -
ARMORHIDE
- which allows us to blitz the enemy! But what about comms?
5. O’Hanlon, Ishihara and Hacker in discussion.
I.D. CAPTIONS [one next to each character]
Field Communications Sean O’Hanlon
Dr Kaminari Ishihara
Hacker X-3
O’HANLON
All the transports can talk to their teams, right? Shouldn’t be too hard to rig ‘em into a single net, use the Sky Link as the hub…
ISHIHARA
Feasible. As for scientific support, several Autobots have scanning abilities they can use on the enemy…
HACKER
…and if they transmit those scans through me, you’ve got a portable Ops!
LINK
All we need is extra air support…
6. Panel change to the Autobot version of a pub. Silverbolt, from the ROTF Superion combiner set, is putting a drink aside and barking an order at a nearby Fireflight.
CAPTION
Autobot City. Maccadam’s Oil House.
SILVERBOLT
Put the glasses down, fellas – Reserve Group Aerialbots is being called into action!
PAGE 4.
1. Scene change. Boston, the outside of Sector Seven’s old base there (see the IDW prequel, in #5).
CAPTION
Boston, Massachusetts.
CAPTION
To the casual browser, Crowther House is just an old building. To those in the know, it’s the once and current headquarters of America’s counter-alien intelligence agency…
2. The inside of the building. The same hallway as in the prequel, with all its early alien relics. Seymour Simmons is hurriedly running after Tom Banachek, a load of papers and files in his hands.
CAPTION
…Sector Seven.
SIMMONS
…and you never return my calls, that’s just rude – I’m beginning to think you don’t like the card I sent you for Christm-
TOM
Agent Simmons! There’s an international crisis on – I can give you five minutes, and you’ve used up three of them -
3. Simmons holds up some of his sheets of paper (dropping others), which have Cybertronian symbols and ancient sites on them.
SIMMONS
All-business, eh? Alright – Sector Seven have known for years that there are alien symbols on ancient sites across Earth -
LINK
- which we can now guess are Transformer writings! (Hieroglyphs? Whatever…)
LINK
Which means they’ve been here for a looooong time, maybe left stuff and dead Transformers around the place, right? And what’s the common link of all four current attacks? Oh yeah…
4. Back to Greece, outside the Parthenon. Rampage and Long Haul, in robot mode, are tearing into the ground around it.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…they’re all at ancient sites!â€
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“They’re after something their buddies left there before!â€
PAGE 5.
1. Birds-eye view. A NEST carrier transport like the Sky Link is above Greece, flanked by Skyblast and Fireflight (plane forms) and Ratchet & Sideswipe in transition form.
RADIO CRACKLE
Charlie Team, above target! Autobots beginning descent…
2. The transition forms are screaming down and hit the Constructicons! Huge booms! (Skyblast in robot mode is in the background, also descending)
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…now!â€
3. Impact crater – Rampage is getting up, Sideswipe is transforming (his blades snikt out!).
RAMPAGE
Oh, you are so asking for it…!
SIDESWIPE
Yep.
SFX
SHKKK
4. Rampage charges at Sideswipe.
RAMPAGE
I’ll show you why they call me RAMPAGE!!
SIDESWIPE
They call me Sideswipe…
5. Skyblast has flown in and is firing at Rampage (from the side!), knocking him off his feet.
SIDESWIPE
…and this is you getting sideswiped.
LINK
This guy’s Skyblast. Guess why.
SFX
PTM PTM
6. Ratchet, robot mode, tries to pin Long Haul.
RATCHET
Target almost neutralised!
LINK
Let’s hope everyone else…
PAGE 6.
1. Belize. (The battle is taking place outside Xunantunich, a site of old Mayan plazas). Hightower and Overload are firing their guns together in a tight formation, knocking Armorhide down.
CAPTION
Xunantunich ruins, Belize.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…is having the same luck!â€
SFX
BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA
2. Epps’ Alpha Team (minus O’Hanlon) is crouching nearby – Armorhide has fallen, and there’s a burnt-out NEST truck. Mudflap and Skids are heading on.
EPPS
We can’t get near! Skids, Mudflap – get in there…
MUDFLAP
Oh lucky us…!
3. Skids and Mudflap, dodging, weaving and somersaulting enemy fire. Mudflap is making a “neener neener!†gesture.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…and use those scanners of yours!â€
4. Small inset-panel of Skids optics – wireframe “scans†of one of the baddies can be seen in them.
5. The Ops room of the Sky Link – Hacker X-3 and Ishihara are studying data that’s streaming out of Hacker’s chest.
ISHIHARA
The red one, Overload – his weapon is building up a lot of heat. If hit directly…
6. Split panel – Epps fires a rocket launcher; a rocket hits Overload’s gun. Overload is worried.
7. The gun explodes, both Constructicons are hit!
SFX
BA-THRMMM!
PAGE 7.
1. Iraq, right outside the Great Ziggurat of Ur. Arcee, in her three separate Arcee bodies, is irritating Scavenger – two Arcees circle him, drawing fire, while another is driving down the Ziggurat firing at his back.
CAPTION
Great Ziggurat of Ur, Iraq.
ARCEE 1
This is Arcee – Scavenger
ARCEE 2
contained!
SCAVENGER
Arrrg!
ARCEE 3
How’s Mixmaster?
2. Mixmaster knocks Knock-Out away, while NEST armoured vehicles fire on him.
MIXMASTER
Ya buncha bums, git off!
KNOCK OUT
Whaaa!
MIXMASTER
An’ don’t think that I can’t tell…
3. Mixmaster fires his head-mounted cannon on the hovering NEST carrier plane.
MIXMASTER…
…dat dat’s your command hub!
4. The cannon shot comes screaming towards the plane…
5. …and Airazor the Aerialbot intercepts it with her own firepower!
AIRAZOR
Airazor to Silverbolt – they’re starting to target the carriers!
LINK
Any ETA on when the battle will be done?
RADIO CRACKLE
Well girl, the way Prime’s going…
PAGE 8
1. Stonehenge. Optimus Prime blocks Scrapper’s punch with his shield from #13…
2. ..and then punches Scrapper flying.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…not long!â€
3. Ironhide and a NEST team, next to an impact crater, watch on. The NEST leader, an Indian guy, looks a bit frustrated – none of this crew have seen action!
NEST LEADER
Ever feel surplus to requirements?
IRONHIDE
Prime gets the job done.
4. Optimus Prime, standing over Scrapper.
OPTIMUS PRIME
Yield, Scrapper. And contact the Constructicons and tell them to yield.
LINK
Whatever the Fallen has promised you, it is not worth the lives of your men!
SCRAPPER
You don’t understand… you could never understand…
5. Scrapper transforms into his transition form and rockets off!
SCRAPPER
…and this is not over!
LINK
Constructicons – Plan B!
PAGE 9
1. Back to Belize. Armorhide and NEST look surprised as Overload and Hightower do the same as Scrapper. Skids and Mudflap look quite happy.
SKIDS
Yeah, you better run! You got OWNED!
MIKAELA
Er, Sky Link, this is Mikaela here – our guys just up and left, what’s going on here?
2. Sky Link Ops room. Ishihara and Hacker examine data and radar pings.
ISHIHARA
Based on their leader’s trajectory, they’re regrouping there…
3. Cardiff, the Wales Millenium Centre. Various people look up in surprise as a transition form appears in the sky above.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“Cardiff!â€
4. A Decepticon outpost, on a dead alien world. Skywarp (the new toy) is hooking himself up to a fancy device, while Soundwave broadcasts images of Scorponok and Scalpel.
CAPTION
Elsewhere. A Decepticon outpost in the next solar system along.
SKYWARP
Both theory and practical tests indicate the device should work, though I only have enough energon for this single mission…
LINK
…so are you certain about those co-ordinates?
SCALPEL
All above board, Skywarp! Scorponok got them…
5. Eerie close-up of the Fallen’s eyes, in his hellish pocket dimension.
NARRATIVE CAPTION
“…from a very reliable source!â€
PAGE 10
1. Skywarp teleports onto Cybertron – dead, ruined, cold. The deactivated remains of Overcast and Barricade can be seen.
CAPTION
Cybertron. Lost in a region of space where nobody should know…
2. Skywarp walks through the streets, looking at something to his right.
CAPTION
…a prison and tomb for thousands of Decepticons…
CAPTION
...unless someone could rescue one, before decay set in…
SKYWARP
Ah…
3. That something is Megatron (already in his ROTF) form, formidable even in stasis lock…
VOICE (off panel)
…there you are.
4. Cardiff Bay. Split panel – Autobot and NEST forces head towards it; the Constructicons stand together and start to combine.
CAPTION
Cardiff Bay. One hour later.
NEST SOLDIER
All locals have been evacuated from the area!
IRONHIDE
The Constructicons just come here and wait for us all?
LINK
They got something planned…
5. Split panel – the Constructicons continue to combine; Ironhide directs NEST guys and bots around, while Mudflap looks a bit worried.
IRONHIDE
Everyone in their groups – we circle them, then get ready to fire!
MUDFLAP
Erm… sir? These guys… are they combiners…?
IRONHIDE
No.
6. Split panel – close up of a Devastator limb connecting; tight on Mudflap and Ironhide looking horrified.
MUDFLAP
They are now.
PAGE 11
1. Splash page of Devastator looming over Cardiff Bay – too large to fit in this page!
DEVASTATOR [large type, bold]
DEVASTATOR AWAKENS!
TO BE CONTINUED
STAR SCREAMS
Revenge Of The Fallen is out in cinemas now. Once again, I’m hardly getting any scenes! The only way around this is if you write into Dreamworks and ask for more of me. I recommend writing in blood and mentioning that you know where the writer’s live…
All letters should be marked All Hail The Fallen or we will mark you for the labour gulags!
>> Another splendid installment, but not enough Ratchet for my tastes.
>> Andy
Your tastes must be bad indeed if you want MORE of that sanctimonious hippy! “Do no harm, blessed are the meek, patch up little puppies and kittens…†And he’s not even a real ambulance, how could you possibly fit any casualties into that van mode of his? He’s useless as well as dull!
