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Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:04:45 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 11:04:45 GMT Mud wrestling!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:11:53 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 11:11:53 GMT What the hell are they doing now? Second level?!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:14:06 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 11:14:06 GMT What the fuck are you guys making me watch....
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:24:53 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 11:24:53 GMT They've all got porn-'tash, all of Sean's red man-kini buddies...
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Philip Ayres Administrator The Mike Yates of TMUK Posts: 89,202	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:27:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 20, 2018 11:27:41 GMT Sept 20, 2018 11:14:06 GMT Shockprowl said: What the fuck are you guys making me watch.... Post of the Year
	"We're just a bunch of little kids with money" Philip Ayres Facebook\|Twitter\|Phil's Review Page\|DW Blog

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:34:27 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 11:34:27 GMT Ahhhhh.... THAT'S what 'Zardoz' means! Fairly shit story-telling but at least the movie's going somewhere at last...
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

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ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:44:37 GMT via mobile

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Sept 20, 2018 11:27:41 GMT Philip Ayres said:

Sept 20, 2018 11:14:06 GMT Shockprowl said:

What the fuck are you guys making me watch....

Post of the Year

Are you sure it isn't...

Sept 20, 2018 11:03:09 GMT Shockprowl said:

Soapy boobs!!!

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:52:12 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 11:52:12 GMT TRUTH OR REVENGE?!?!?!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Philip Ayres
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ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:54:08 GMT

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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 20, 2018 11:54:08 GMT

Sept 20, 2018 11:44:37 GMT Stomski said:

Sept 20, 2018 11:27:41 GMT Philip Ayres said:

Post of the Year

Are you sure it isn't...

Sept 20, 2018 11:03:09 GMT Shockprowl said:

Soapy boobs!!!

There's specialist sites for that, or so I'm told.

A chum going round the bend thanks to classic sci fi can only be found here!

"We're just a bunch of little kids with money"

Philip Ayres

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Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 11:59:23 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 11:59:23 GMT Are they- Are they tasting his sweat?!?!?!!!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:00:07 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:00:07 GMT What. The. Actual. Fuck.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:02:17 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:02:17 GMT Yep. He's wearing a dress. Of course.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:04:15 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:04:15 GMT Now he's got to Shag them all.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:05:06 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:05:06 GMT Oh what the hell is going on now?!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:08:58 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:08:58 GMT I think I'm going mad...
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:13:24 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:13:24 GMT "What will you tell me?" "What do you see in the ball?" "Nothing." "Then I have nothing to tell you." -Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:18:53 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:18:53 GMT TABANAKLE!!! TABANAKLE!!!!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:19:54 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:19:54 GMT ,...............
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:22:03 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:22:03 GMT ------------------------
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:28:55 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:28:55 GMT please make it stop
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:30:20 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:30:20 GMT Huh, took four slugs to bring her down.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:32:21 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:32:21 GMT What.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:33:25 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:33:25 GMT ..........................
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:43:05 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 12:43:05 GMT ..............................
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Stomski Fusilateral Quintro Combiner YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again. Posts: 6,120	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 12:48:16 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stomski on Sept 20, 2018 12:48:16 GMT Trying not to read the live updates as don't want spoilers.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 15:38:37 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 15:38:37 GMT It's mental. There are no words. I did not enjoy the experience.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

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ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 15:40:05 GMT via mobile

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Sept 20, 2018 12:48:16 GMT Stomski said:

Trying not to read the live updates as don't want spoilers.

Sorry I should have used spoilers. Not that there's much to spoil.

It broke me. It broke me.

PM me your address, Stom'-

YOU ARE NEXT.

I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,238	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 15:40:31 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Sept 20, 2018 15:40:31 GMT Fucking Gary Rhodes.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Stomski Fusilateral Quintro Combiner YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again. Posts: 6,120	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 16:43:50 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stomski on Sept 20, 2018 16:43:50 GMT Sept 20, 2018 15:40:05 GMT Shockprowl said: YOU ARE NEXT. As I am the evil you from another universe I am sure to love it. This has become like The Ring now hasn't it?

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,248	ZARDOZ! Sept 20, 2018 17:27:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Sept 20, 2018 17:27:04 GMT Zardoz is FAB. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

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