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ZARDOZ!
Sept 22, 2018 15:27:56 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 15:27:56 GMT
If anyone has Ben's address, feel free to PM me. *GASP!* YOU ARE GARY RHODES!!! |
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 22, 2018 15:30:49 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 15:30:49 GMT
Everytime we hire an apartment/cottage/AirBnB etc. that is equipped with a TV+DVD player, we should leave a copy there for future tenants to enjoy on their rainy British holidays. Magnificent. A crap-movie terror campaign. I've always disliked the tourist industry. |
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 22, 2018 15:34:54 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 15:34:54 GMT
If you're claiming innocence in this matter I suspect the sinister knitted hand of Turnbull. Either that or World of Books are on a national mission to inflict this film on people at random. I'm counting this as a True Friending. Andu lives in this made-up Hammel Humperstead place?!?! ANDU'S A CELEBRITY CHIEF?!?!?!!!! And I HATE World of Books. I can never forgive them for sending me a bad condition copy of 'Frederick the Great' by Nancy Mitford.... So yeah, it could be them. (Edit- the other, I dunno, half dozen books I've bought from them were totally fine. BUT THIS IS PRUSSIA'S FINNEST WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!). |
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 15:36:36 GMT
Oh no not you too, Pinwig'!!! What name was on it? Was it that bastard Gary Rhodes again?! Or a different TV chief?! No name. It was sent direct from World of Books. I forget now, they're either one of the big second hand amazon marketplace or eBay sellers. Or both probably. |
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 22, 2018 15:48:16 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 15:48:16 GMT
ANDU CONTROLS WORLD OF BOOKS?!?!?!!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 22, 2018 16:20:20 GMT
Hey. Hey. Hey. How do we know HE hasn't seen it either? Address for either of you please! |
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 22, 2018 16:24:43 GMT
ANDU CONTROLS WORLD OF BOOKS?!?!?!!!! That would explain a lot. |
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Post by Benn on Sept 22, 2018 16:51:39 GMT
The plot thickens.
I know Andu had my address a while back, yet I am thus far spared.
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 22, 2018 16:52:31 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 22, 2018 16:52:31 GMT
Operation: Zardoz proceeds.
-Ralph
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 22, 2018 17:09:28 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 17:09:28 GMT
D D D Doctor...?
DOCTOR?
DOCKTORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
DOCKTOR?!?!?!?!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 19:58:24 GMT
If anyone has Ben's address, feel free to PM me. *GASP!* YOU ARE GARY RHODES!!!
AND WHILE I'M AT IT, THIS HAS YET TO BE ANSWERED!!!!
PPPPHHHHIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2018 20:01:13 GMT
Hey. Hey. Hey. How do we know HE hasn't seen it either?
AND YOU, BARON URZU OF THE SPUNK, SOUNDING A LITTLE TOO INNOCENT FOR MY LOGIC PROCESSORS!!!!!
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 24, 2018 16:22:51 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 24, 2018 16:22:51 GMT
Like a big clot speeding it's way to the left ventricle, the foul thing is on it's way to Stom'. Peace and joy can now come back into my home. Start your heparin treatment now, Stom'. I'm so so sorry...
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Post by Benn on Sept 25, 2018 17:18:35 GMT
I look forward to Stom's live posting as he watches it.
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 25, 2018 18:00:11 GMT
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Post by Stomski on Sept 25, 2018 18:00:11 GMT
It is here. Should be able to give it a watch tomorrow.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2018 19:09:08 GMT
I'm sorry, Stom', I'm so sorry....
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 25, 2018 19:30:18 GMT
No, you're not, or you wouldn't have sent it!
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 25, 2018 20:34:31 GMT
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Post by Stomski on Sept 25, 2018 20:34:31 GMT
We all must do that which must be done.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2018 20:43:24 GMT
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU.
-Ralph
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 26, 2018 6:40:16 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 26, 2018 6:40:16 GMT
No, you're not, or you wouldn't have sent it! I WANTED IT OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! Plus, we're a community, we must... share our pain... |
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 26, 2018 6:42:51 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 26, 2018 6:42:51 GMT
We still haven't discovered who 'The Bastard Gary Rhodes' is.
Who do we know lives in a made-up silly-named part of London?
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 26, 2018 10:25:17 GMT
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Post by Stomski on Sept 26, 2018 10:25:17 GMT
Didn't Stardub podcast do a reading of some Zardoz related literature once? I like to think hearing that has prepared me mentally for tonight.
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 26, 2018 11:23:54 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 26, 2018 11:23:54 GMT
There was a novelisation.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Sept 26, 2018 19:06:14 GMT
Before watching... let's check out these special features.
Ooh, radio spots!
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Post by Stomski on Sept 26, 2018 19:10:29 GMT
"I try to suppress these thoughts, but they leak out through the head wound of my third death."
Whaaaaa??
"It took careful breeding to produce a slave that would free his masters."
Erm, OK.
Not watching the theatrical trailer, don't want things ruined for me.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 26, 2018 19:12:33 GMT
20th Century Fox ident is silent, that's off putting. Zardoz's floating head is waxing lyrical and telling me too much. Nice beard btw.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 26, 2018 19:16:15 GMT
The painted on beard? Yeah, I liked that....
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Post by Stomski on Sept 26, 2018 19:18:21 GMT
At distance these guys look like they're wearing Stormtrooper helmets.
"Zardoz has spoken!" *pukes guns and ammo* Fine. That's fine.
During these opening credits I keep thinking the floating head is going to open its mouth and eat the words Terry Gilliam style.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 26, 2018 19:19:26 GMT
During these opening credits I keep thinking the floating head is going to open its mouth and eat the words Terry Gilliam style.
HAA!!! HAA HAA HAAAAA!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Stomski on Sept 26, 2018 19:33:19 GMT
I've not felt this uneasy watching a film ever.
...and I've seen Eraserhead.
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