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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2020 10:18:33 GMT
Then call off The War!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 28, 2020 10:20:46 GMT
Never. YOU MUST PAY.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 28, 2020 10:28:32 GMT
Don't think I won't send more Delta Force novels!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 28, 2020 10:55:09 GMT
BRING IT ON!!! AND DO YOUR SHIRT UP!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 28, 2020 13:04:51 GMT
I think the current crisis is beginning to tell on the Ambulance Admiral.
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Post by KnightBeat on Apr 8, 2020 20:46:22 GMT
I've just discovered that someone I know has written* for Ralph magazine, a title I hadn't encountered about previously, but turns out to have been the Australian equivalent of FHM. Our Ralph must never visit Australia, lest his name be used for innuendo.
* A thankless job, I've been told, which did not require him to meet any scantily-clad models.
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 8, 2020 20:59:31 GMT
WHAT.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2020 15:16:36 GMT
WHAT.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 9, 2020 16:38:46 GMT
I feel we must get a copy of this.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 9, 2020 16:42:05 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 9, 2020 17:48:14 GMT
On you go then.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 9, 2020 22:10:20 GMT
Mrs M did not approve. I believe she thought someone else here would take up the chance.
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Post by The Doctor on May 3, 2020 20:01:46 GMT
NEW RULE: If Ralph asks for gin, he must not be allowed any.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 3, 2020 20:32:45 GMT
Oh *this* is where that link was. Poisonous that. Five minutes of laughs about a lads mag called Ralph followed by weeks of eBay suggesting I'd like to buy back issues of Mayfair. I was going to post to say don't click it! but couldn't find the bloody thing.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 3, 2020 22:25:28 GMT
Strange. I clicked it and have had none of these adverts...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 8, 2020 10:02:13 GMT
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP! |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 8, 2020 11:02:23 GMT
And yet Andu and Phil are NEVER admonished for the same thing!!!
One rule for them...one rule for the rest of us!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 8, 2020 11:11:46 GMT
Andu and Phil Necrobump when they have new information to add to an existing topic.
Where as you randomly pick a thread on the last page of the forum and say something only tangentially relevant to summon it from the depths!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 8, 2020 11:20:46 GMT
Not always. A keen eyed reader can tell!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 8, 2020 11:24:49 GMT
Frequency of necrobumping is also a factor here.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 8, 2020 11:25:22 GMT
And yet Andu and Phil are NEVER admonished for the same thing!!! One rule for them...one rule for the rest of us! -Ralph One rule for you I think you'll find. |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 8, 2020 11:28:32 GMT
And yet Andu and Phil are NEVER admonished for the same thing!!! One rule for them...one rule for the rest of us! -Ralph One rule for you I think you'll find. Several rules to be exact. |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 8, 2020 14:13:05 GMT
I demand a free and fair reappraisal of the Rules which were imposed with no judicial procedures.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 8, 2020 14:33:05 GMT
Plead your case.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 8, 2020 14:41:35 GMT
To whom?
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 8, 2020 14:46:33 GMT
To this thread.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 8, 2020 14:55:57 GMT
Tell Mrs Burns to be present tonight.
There's our evening's entertainment sorted.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 8, 2020 15:00:30 GMT
I demand representation!
I demand Shockprowl be my Hub lawyer.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 8, 2020 15:07:20 GMT
Request denied.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 8, 2020 15:09:05 GMT
Spare me this mockery of justice!!!!
-Ralph
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