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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 5, 2012 18:19:17 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS
RULE 3: DO NOT EAT PIZZA WHILE DRINKING
RULE 4: NEVER EAT CURRY FROM A CAN
RULE 5: THOU SHALL NOT GET HOPELESSLY HEE-HAWED ON A DODGY TUMMY AND CHUNDER ALL OVER A HOTEL ROOM AND YOUR OWN TROUSERS
RULE 6: THOU SHALL NOT EAT ALL THE CAKE THAT IS MEANT FOR RALPH AND ANDY
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP!
RULE 8: THOU SHALL NOT COME INTO CONTACT WITH THAT TOY FROM MCDONALDS
RULE 9: THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT AT CONNECT 4, ONLINE OR OTHERWISE
RULE 10: DO NOT GO IN THE PISS LIFT
RULE 11: THOU SHALL NOT START A NEW WEEK THREAD EARLY
RULE 12: DO NOT EAT THE PEPPERONI, SALAMI OR ANY SIMILAR MEAT Here's how they evolved:
Things Ralph Must Not Do: 1) Mix his drinks. Rule 1 has been established time and time again2) Get hee hawed and rejoin the TFCCHe promised: Have no fear. My level of disdain for it has it put it far off the drunken purchasing path for me. When hee-hawed I like to buy crap, not give away my account information to twats. FP will never get another penny from me. -Ralph we must document this for the next time he gets drunk lol |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 5, 2012 18:54:10 GMT
Rule 2 is easy to follow. Rule 1: much more difficult.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 5, 2012 19:28:42 GMT
As you have repeatedly proved.
We will amend the list as more occur to us.
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 5, 2012 20:04:17 GMT
There should be a rule involving sausages.
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Hero
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Post by Hero on Mar 7, 2012 8:09:38 GMT
RULES!!!!??  What about a 3rd rule about being nice to Nien Numb & family  |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 7, 2012 20:19:15 GMT
Never!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 20, 2016 16:47:24 GMT
I refuse to obey rules.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 20, 2016 19:09:40 GMT
But rules help control the fun. Rules make fun more fun!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 20, 2016 19:21:23 GMT
Did we set rule 2 before or after the Sideburn incident?
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 20, 2016 19:23:02 GMT
He clearly needs a Rule 3.
What can be his Rule 3...?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 20, 2016 22:21:58 GMT
I think Rule 2 was after I drunkenly signed up to Fun Pub for a year.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 20, 2016 23:05:25 GMT
You Monster! You drunken fool!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 21, 2016 8:22:52 GMT
I was young!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 21, 2016 11:53:21 GMT
Rule 2 can be stricken from the books now!
Andy
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 21, 2016 11:56:55 GMT
Yes...
did we managed to work out what food stuff gave Burns TTT when drink was consumed after it? I have a feeling it was Pizza......
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 21, 2016 12:05:42 GMT
It was indeed Pizza, but testing needs to be carried out to see what kind.
Andy
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 21, 2016 14:11:46 GMT
Experiment on The Doctor! Yeay that'd brilliant!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 21, 2016 16:43:33 GMT
Tests are already ongoing...
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 21, 2016 18:30:00 GMT
Scientific methadology is being used.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 21, 2016 19:45:42 GMT
Give him some radium!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 21, 2016 20:09:44 GMT
The bubble bath?
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 21, 2016 20:58:03 GMT
Given I came home tonight to find 49 threads updated today, a record by a long way I might add, Rule 3 needs to be a limit on necro-bumping!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 21, 2016 21:08:09 GMT
How about Rule 3:Thou Shall Not Necrobump! |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 21, 2016 21:24:46 GMT
Surely that should just be the new Rule 2, given the existing Rule 2 is now a moot point.
Andy
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 21, 2016 21:38:03 GMT
OK Then: RULE 2: Thou Shall Not Necrobump! |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 24, 2016 20:42:06 GMT
Ironic in this thread!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 24, 2016 20:46:58 GMT
Doc'?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 24, 2016 20:50:41 GMT
Yes?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 24, 2016 20:53:12 GMT
KEEP NECROBUMPING.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 24, 2016 21:00:43 GMT
OK.
-Ralph
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Have no fear. My level of disdain for it has it put it far off the drunken purchasing path for me. When hee-hawed I like to buy crap, not give away my account information to twats. FP will never get another penny from me.
