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Post by The Doctor on May 6, 2016 23:36:58 GMT
And they're not gonna hold me down no more!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2016 4:53:12 GMT
Errr (can't remember it....)
And they're not gonna tell you lies!
Tell you sweat little lies! Tell you lies... Tell you tell you lies!
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 7, 2016 7:14:21 GMT
Damn your love and damn your lies! If you don't love me now, you will never love me again!
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2016 15:13:30 GMT
That is not the Enterprise theme song, Phil!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 7, 2016 15:46:10 GMT
Shockprowl started it with the previous post.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2016 21:09:01 GMT
I feel some Richard Marx coming on....
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2016 21:35:04 GMT
I've got strength of the soul!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 8, 2016 6:58:22 GMT
Errr...
Someone help me out- can't remenber the words...
M?
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Post by The Doctor on May 8, 2016 8:18:00 GMT
*changes tune*
Armies of the night...
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 22, 2016 18:09:54 GMT
A reminder for Ralph, not that it's ever worked with rule 1! RULE 2: Thou Shall Not Necrobump! Andu, Ralph has been Necrobumping to cause confusion. Add another week onto his special powers ban! |
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Post by The Doctor on May 22, 2016 18:46:33 GMT
Andu said I could have my powers back!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 22, 2016 19:05:37 GMT
Andu didn't say WHEN you could have your powers back.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 22, 2016 20:48:27 GMT
Andu said I could have my powers back! -Ralph You need to prove yourself worthy first. |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 22, 2016 20:52:14 GMT
Time for another song, Doc'!
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2016 7:08:50 GMT
Hey, young man! There's no need to feel down!
*gyrates hips*
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 23, 2016 8:17:31 GMT
Doctor! I've come over all unnecessary.
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2016 11:47:13 GMT
YMCA!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 22, 2016 8:55:00 GMT
Burns is in dietary distress.
The cause is eggs at a hotel breakfast. Please see posts passim on this matter but especially those relating to the last AA I went to where Burns borrowed my bathroom.
I propose Rule 2 is changed to DO NOT EAT THE EGGS, with all following rules renumbered.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 22, 2016 13:37:26 GMT
I did not have hotel eggs! The egg based produce was elsewhere after I left the hotel. I can't afford the monsterprice hotel breakfasts on this trip.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 22, 2016 18:28:01 GMT
I think you should be avoiding eggs in general from any eateries that are not your home!
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 22, 2016 22:34:45 GMT
Tomorrow I venture to a greasy spoon which has a sign stating 'BEST OMELETTES IN TOWN'.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 23, 2016 21:46:06 GMT
TELL 'EM TO PROVE IT!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 23, 2016 22:23:12 GMT
I had a look but there were no omelettes on the menu!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 24, 2016 8:03:03 GMT
...............................  destroy them. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 24, 2016 19:26:48 GMT
I know. I was very confused and wondered off.
In Warwick, however, I learned of The Potato Council.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 11, 2016 20:51:31 GMT
There has been some confusion so the Rules for Ralph have been updated and renumbered. See tmukhub.proboards.com/post/263974/threadThe current Rules for Ralph may now be found in the first post of this thread. |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 11, 2016 21:43:15 GMT
I had an egg this morning!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 26, 2017 23:27:57 GMT
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP! |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 27, 2017 8:07:05 GMT
That is never a rule I made.
Also: Phil necrobumps!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 27, 2017 11:13:19 GMT
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