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Post by blueshift on Jan 27, 2017 11:22:16 GMT
Only when he has something relevant to add to a particular thread. Necrobumping EVERY Happy Birthday Blueshift and replying with the same thing is taking the p!$$ a bit: I think it was very kind of Ralph to wish me happy birthday for all those years. It made me feel special and happy, and I would not wish to discourage Ralph from doing such thing (I assume each wishing of a happy birthday comes with a gift??) |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 27, 2017 15:33:10 GMT
He had already done that in those threads
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 27, 2017 18:24:06 GMT
I am sure Blueshift appreciated being shown love by the forum! -Ralph |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 28, 2017 23:29:34 GMT
Someone may lose their GodMod powers if they do that again!
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 7, 2017 17:28:27 GMT
THE DOCTOR
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 7, 2017 19:39:33 GMT
Yes?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 7, 2017 19:48:34 GMT
Hi.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 3, 2017 19:08:00 GMT
THE DOCTOR
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 3, 2017 20:50:16 GMT
I am.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 4, 2017 6:52:32 GMT
Keep up the good work!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 4, 2017 9:34:54 GMT
I will.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 13, 2017 5:59:25 GMT
Forum members are reminded of rule 7. THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS
RULE 3: DO NOT EAT PIZZA WHILE DRINKING
RULE 4: NEVER EAT CURRY FROM A CAN
RULE 5: THOU SHALL NOT GET HOPELESSLY HEE-HAWED ON A DODGY TUMMY AND CHUNDER ALL OVER A HOTEL ROOM AND YOUR OWN TROUSERS
RULE 6: THOU SHALL NOT EAT ALL THE CAKE THAT IS MEANT FOR RALPH AND ANDY
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP!
RULE 8: THOU SHALL NOT COME INTO CONTACT WITH THAT TOY FROM MCDONALDS
RULE 9: THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT AT CONNECT 4, ONLINE OR OTHERWISE
RULE 10: DONT GO IN THE PISS LIFT |
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 13, 2017 7:04:34 GMT
Deflection tactics. Caught cheating and suddenly hundreds of dead threads resurface. It's like firing chaff out the tail end of a jet fighter.
Thing is, it's impossible not to be attracted to it.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 13, 2017 8:18:55 GMT
But Phil necrobumps!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 13, 2017 8:30:09 GMT
He's allowed to when he's been a good boy.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 15, 2017 8:50:30 GMT
You constantly necrobump chum.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 15, 2017 10:49:59 GMT
Hang on. How does Rule 5 apply to me???
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Apr 15, 2017 18:00:33 GMT
And what is 'that toy from McDonalds'?
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Post by blueshift on Apr 15, 2017 18:05:06 GMT
And what is 'that toy from McDonalds'? It's a My Little Pony McDonalds collectable toy with comb. Ralph becomes overcome with lust whenever he sees one and tries to attack it, to carry it back to his cave and marry it. Very dark. |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 15, 2017 18:08:58 GMT
Rule 4 also does not apply to me. Only Andu has broken that rule.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Apr 15, 2017 19:32:29 GMT
It does seem that 'Forum Rules' and 'Rules for Ralph' have become a little mixed.
Are we all banned from contact with that McDonalds toy?
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Post by blueshift on Apr 15, 2017 19:33:46 GMT
It does seem that 'Forum Rules' and 'Rules for Ralph' have become a little mixed. Are we all banned from contact with that McDonalds toy? No no, it is important to remember that only Ralph has a sickening lust for My Little Pony McDonalds figures. That is what the rule relates to. Yes. 100%. |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 15, 2017 19:44:27 GMT
It does seem that 'Forum Rules' and 'Rules for Ralph' have become a little mixed. Phil's reign of terror knows no bounds! -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 4, 2017 13:37:55 GMT
THE DOCTOR!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2017 13:26:02 GMT
I think there needs to be a 'Rules for Phil' thread.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 3, 2017 20:17:08 GMT
We can't get you to obey your rules. How would we get a second person to obey a second set??
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 3, 2017 20:20:25 GMT
Phil obeys a very precise set of rules anyway.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2017 20:28:38 GMT
Does...he?...
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 3, 2017 20:32:19 GMT
Oh yes. I do not mix my drinks, I do not necrobump, I do not start the week thread before Midnight Sunday, I don't take Ralph's Godmod powers away for relatively minor misdemeanors.....
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 3, 2017 20:33:54 GMT
Relatively minor!? how do I know which of these 41 updated threads I actually need to read?!
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