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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2017 20:39:36 GMT
Why am the only Hubber who must abide by arbitary rules???
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 3, 2017 21:52:17 GMT
You're the only one who needs them!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 3, 2017 22:28:20 GMT
Why am the only Hubber who must abide by arbitary rules??? -Ralph Rules 1, 4 & 5 apply to all. You yourself can testify how much better life has been since you started obeying Rule 1 to the letter. |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2017 22:51:30 GMT
Andu disobeys Rule 1 frequently!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 3, 2017 22:58:50 GMT
He does. We give him grief every time he does too!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2017 22:59:31 GMT
There should be special rules for Andu!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 4, 2017 8:53:17 GMT
We will make Rules for Andy and Phil if you can go 6 months without breaking yours.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 10:23:18 GMT
I have done!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 4, 2017 16:36:30 GMT
When?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:03:54 GMT
Every day.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 4, 2017 22:13:14 GMT
Like last Sunday?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:22:47 GMT
RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
I do not!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS
I had some on Thursday and nothing bad happened.
RULE 3: DO NOT EAT PIZZA WHILE DRINKING
I do not!
RULE 4: NEVER EAT CURRY FROM A CAN
I do not!
RULE 5: THOU SHALL NOT GET HOPELESSLY HEE-HAWED ON A DODGY TUMMY AND CHUNDER ALL OVER A HOTEL ROOM AND YOUR OWN TROUSERS
Never happens!
RULE 6: THOU SHALL NOT EAT ALL THE CAKE THAT IS MEANT FOR RALPH AND ANDY
I only eat cake for Ralph.
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP!
Phil necrobumps.
RULE 8: THOU SHALL NOT COME INTO CONTACT WITH THAT TOY FROM MCDONALDS
I do not have that toy.
RULE 9: THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT AT CONNECT 4, ONLINE OR OTHERWISE
I win by skill every time.
RULE 10: DONT GO IN THE PISS LIFT
There was no piss last time.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:23:28 GMT
Rule 5 was an incident created by Andu. It should not apply to me.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 4, 2017 22:24:20 GMT
Major Rule 7 breakage.
And the rule about not starting threads too early.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 4, 2017 22:24:54 GMT
Rule 5 is in place to prevent copycat incidents!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:26:00 GMT
Major Rule 7 breakage. And the rule about not starting threads too early. Rule 7 is broken by Phil so applies to him. That other rule does not exist. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:26:30 GMT
Rule 5 is in place to prevent copycat incidents! I have never Pink Energoned over my trousers! -Ralph |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 4, 2017 22:27:55 GMT
You do not break rule 6?! MY ARSE?!
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:28:28 GMT
I don't!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 4, 2017 22:33:36 GMT
RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!! I do not!You have done many times in the past with bad consequences See tmukhub.proboards.com/thread/4/ate-drank-last-night-feelRULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS I had some on Thursday and nothing bad happened.A considerable body of evidence suggests that poorly cooked, or poorly heated, eggs are bad for Ralph RULE 3: DO NOT EAT PIZZA WHILE DRINKING I do not!.... now. You are obeying this rule. RULE 4: NEVER EAT CURRY FROM A CAN I do not!You may have learned your lesson. RULE 5: THOU SHALL NOT GET HOPELESSLY HEE-HAWED ON A DODGY TUMMY AND CHUNDER ALL OVER A HOTEL ROOM AND YOUR OWN TROUSERS Never happens!Designed to prevent copycat incidents RULE 6: THOU SHALL NOT EAT ALL THE CAKE THAT IS MEANT FOR RALPH AND ANDY I only eat cake for Ralph.My posterior! RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP! Phil necrobumps.Phil does it when there's something relevant to add. Burns does it for a laugh in the mistaken belief they'll fall off the end of the forum. RULE 8: THOU SHALL NOT COME INTO CONTACT WITH THAT TOY FROM MCDONALDS I do not have that toy.You've held it and touched it though. We all heard you say you'd touched it..... RULE 9: THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT AT CONNECT 4, ONLINE OR OTHERWISE I win by skill every time.Not what I've heard. You loose at competitive buffet eating too. RULE 10: DONT GO IN THE PISS LIFT There was no piss last time.There has been in the past though! |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 4, 2017 22:39:02 GMT
Rule 5 is in place to prevent copycat incidents! I have never Pink Energoned over my trousers! -Ralph Right, a mission for our next meetup |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:40:32 GMT
I don't eat curry from a can! It was Andu that did that!
And Phil always tells me to go in the piss lift!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 4, 2017 22:41:23 GMT
I don't eat curry from a can! It was Andu that did that! And Phil always tells me to go in the piss lift! -Ralph There is nothing wrong with curry from a can!!!!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:44:31 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 4, 2017 22:53:05 GMT
This has suddenly reminded me of Ralph's drunken typing. Even I've been here long enough to remember that. And Phil's amazing ability to decode it.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2017 22:53:47 GMT
I haven't been drunk for a year!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 4, 2017 22:56:07 GMT
Indeed. Can this be remedied please? It's most entertaining.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 4, 2017 22:57:25 GMT
I don't eat curry from a can! It was Andu that did that! And Phil always tells me to go in the piss lift! -Ralph There is nothing wrong with curry from a can!!!!!! The forum, including Ralph, thinks otherwise Curry from a can is never good. All schoolchildren learn this. -Ralph Bump Twitter tells me that Mr Turnbull is poorly following a Curry that has not agreed with him and is "doing a John Cullen" Twitter tells us he was very poorly four hours ago and had done the double. I have no sympathy. All folk who have reached adulthood know that no good can come from curry from a can. -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 4, 2017 22:57:50 GMT
This has suddenly reminded me of Ralph's drunken typing. Even I've been here long enough to remember that. And Phil's amazing ability to decode it. The Kaptain is the real star there. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 4, 2017 22:58:41 GMT
I don't eat curry from a can! It was Andu that did that! It was. So you should find this rule easy to keep. The fact it was easy to keep is what resulted in it's demotion from it's planned position tmukhub.proboards.com/thread/7382/rule-2 |
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