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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 4, 2017 23:13:05 GMT
Indeed. Can this be remedied please? It's most entertaining. Do not tempt him! Ralph's year on the wagon has been a good thing..... .... 24 for me! Medication related. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 5, 2017 9:10:44 GMT
If it wasn't for the cake and necrobumping I'd almost side with Burns.
Does he worry that if threads fall of the edge of the Hub the TV Detector Vans will get them??
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 5, 2017 10:38:24 GMT
I've been to the edge of Hub Space. Nothing there...nothingless...
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 5, 2017 18:33:53 GMT
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS I had some on Thursday and nothing bad happened.A considerable body of evidence suggests that poorly cooked, or poorly heated, eggs are bad for Ralph I'll leave this one here for future reference A great mystery has been solved. For the past few days I have suddenly been deploying farts and turds of such ferocity that I have had to leave the area each time. So bad have these been that I even had to leave my abode for a while the other night after an 'incident' in the loo. I could not figure out what was causing this strange development so I checked back to see if I had been eating or drinking anything new. I then realised that before last week I had never purchased eggs from THE HAPPY EGG CO before. This morning I decided to test my theory. I had a fried Happy Egg Co egg in a roll. Eight hours later the terrible bum smell returned. Lesson: stick with my regular egg supplier!!! -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 12, 2017 11:01:54 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 12, 2017 12:45:58 GMT
@*@*@*@*!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 12, 2017 13:10:31 GMT
You know in your heart of hearts that I speak truth.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 12, 2017 17:41:39 GMT
It may not have been wise to eat Happy Eggs Co eggs while doing a training course. I feel bad for the toilet that I literally destroyed and had to go tell the janitor of the building about it.
Normal eggs are fine!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 12, 2017 17:47:33 GMT
I now see that I also appear to have farted so hard that I have blown a hole in the centre of my underpants. This may be a new low. Oh dear. I thought I had heard a tearing sound earlier during a particularly violent eruption.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 12, 2017 18:01:54 GMT
Third call for Ralph's bottom action to be confined to its own thread!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 12, 2017 18:26:03 GMT
It may not have been wise to eat Happy Eggs Co eggs while doing a training course. I feel bad for the toilet that I literally destroyed and had to go tell the janitor of the building about it. Normal eggs are fine! -Ralph Do certain hotels use Happy Egg Co eggs? |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 12, 2017 18:28:23 GMT
The hotel would need to be asked who their egg supplier is.
I can confirm that the aftermath of Happy Eggs Co Eggs is similar to what took out your hotel room that one time.
This was the first time eggs have literally broken a toilet though. Not just blocked. Actually destroyed.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 12, 2017 18:37:11 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 12, 2017 22:21:44 GMT
No Eggs for Ralph.
Andy
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 12, 2017 22:46:16 GMT
Part of me wonders if it is less the eggs and more the cooking technique.
My mother-in-law was round earlier and was wondering why I was laughing...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 12, 2017 22:54:13 GMT
Consider yourself fortunate: the texts arrived with me while I was in church listening to a serious sermon!
I had my phone out because I needed to convey an important bit of info (I'd mucked the sermon slides up) to my opposite number on our other site!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 13, 2017 8:02:03 GMT
My distress was greater!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 15, 2017 19:39:20 GMT
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Post by blueshift on Nov 15, 2017 19:45:12 GMT
No as there's actually a reason to update that thread with the latest Firefox news! |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 15, 2017 20:13:39 GMT
Quite right.
Though I did have to tweak the title to something a bit more generic.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 15, 2017 22:19:59 GMT
No! No! Phil necrobumps all the time and there is no revolt! I carefully reply to relevant selected threads and the Necrobumper Judges come for me!
This far! No further!
*smashes up glass case of toys*
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 15, 2017 22:56:25 GMT
You fool! You have confused yourself for Phil and Phil for you. Some great detective you are - pah!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 16, 2017 12:47:25 GMT
We know Ralph is no stranger to hypocrisy when it comes to hurling accusations. The repeated cake insinuations...
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 16, 2017 18:22:31 GMT
Phil necrobumps. This is Truth.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 19, 2017 16:27:07 GMT
THE DOCTOR
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 19, 2017 16:52:21 GMT
He is being quiet today. I hope he is alright. And not breaking rules. Maybe Andu is busy leading him astray.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 19, 2017 17:00:31 GMT
Recording the podcast.
All behaving well.
Andy
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 19, 2017 17:07:09 GMT
As Mrs M suspected.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 19, 2017 17:07:14 GMT
Just keep an eye on your toys, Boss...
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 19, 2017 17:09:45 GMT
YES! Podcast!
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