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Post by Shockprowl on May 26, 2009 13:36:57 GMT
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!
Sush wonderful colours, and shapes... never could I have imagined...
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Post by Cullen on May 26, 2009 13:37:02 GMT
Ha ha it's funny because it's a dildo!
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Post by grahamthomson on May 26, 2009 14:36:56 GMT
And not just any dildo. A double-ended one.
Much like Universe Ironhide's weapon, really.
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Post by Nigel on May 26, 2009 16:11:06 GMT
After five years of collecting the various members, we finally reach the climax.
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Post by The Doctor on May 26, 2009 17:34:50 GMT
*applauds Nigel for fine double innuendo*
-Ralph
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2009 21:51:18 GMT
And not just any dildo. A double-ended one. So, Nexus Maximus plays it off from both ends then? |
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Post by grahamthomson on May 28, 2009 8:09:11 GMT
Enough with the double-entendres, please.
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Post by Nigel on May 28, 2009 11:28:44 GMT
Eh? The what? Double-ended entries?
You know, this Nexus Maximus gaffe puts a completely different complexion on the team's individual names. (If you look at them from a certain point of view.) Skyfall, Landquake, Breakaway, Topspin and Heatwave.
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Post by The Doctor on May 28, 2009 14:33:20 GMT
It says something about my mind that I had no interest in acquiring this combiner toy until I found out the rudeness of its name.
-Ralph
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Post by Nigel on May 28, 2009 14:51:31 GMT
Which makes me realise, there will be a small number of completists who buy the dildo because it shares a name with a Transformer.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2009 18:55:10 GMT
I wonder if anybody will buy a transforming dildo?
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Post by grahamthomson on May 31, 2009 17:21:26 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2009 18:08:06 GMT
Soon, your stories will become...like theirs!
-Ralph
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Post by Nigel on Jun 25, 2009 15:14:32 GMT
To ask a serious question for a moment, these haven't actually shipped yet, have they? It seems to be later arriving this year.
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Post by Bogatan on Jun 25, 2009 15:30:30 GMT
Some people in the states got them before Botcon, or so I heard. Im waiting for two that have yet to arrive. I was getting worried to be honest, but if yours hasn't arrive either I'll put it down to FPs usual contempt for foreigners. Which is od because shipping time for the comic seems to have improved recently.
Andy
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Post by Nigel on Jun 25, 2009 15:39:01 GMT
You never know, perhaps they're in Germany somewhere even as we speak. What sort of service takes them via Germany, I don't know.
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Post by Bogatan on Jun 25, 2009 16:22:17 GMT
Wouldn't surprise me if they were sent via some kind of military post to save them money.
Hmm, seems I still bitter about the running of the club. Still I was able to complete my dildo before quitting so not a total waste of money.
Andy
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Post by Nigel on Jul 1, 2009 15:56:41 GMT
Andy, I popped into the club forums earlier. The few posts on the subject suggest that no UK members have received them yet. In fact, it appears they haven't even arrived in Canada yet!
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Post by Nigel on Jul 2, 2009 9:22:06 GMT
It arrived just this minute!!! (And, yes, it did travel via Germany.)
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Post by Bogatan on Jul 3, 2009 19:49:36 GMT
Still waiting  Andy |
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Post by kayevcee on Dec 2, 2009 19:55:38 GMT
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Post by Bogatan on Dec 2, 2009 20:26:29 GMT
Many on TFW have pointed out it also makes a good Windbreaker. Me I'll give it pink windows and use it as Zap.
Have to admit I do like it, even if I don't give a toss about the character.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 2, 2009 20:37:17 GMT
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Post by Bogatan on Dec 2, 2009 21:04:04 GMT
Not that I don't want it, but that wheelie repaint is probably the worst paint scheme I can think of.
Also you forget all fans want classic versions of their Geewun toys/characters.
Apparently they were seriously considering a Straxus toy at one point but for unstated reasons opted for Dion. Something we might still see. After the Botcon Thunderclash debacle I wont be getting too excited till I see what the idea was.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 2, 2009 21:30:20 GMT
We were denied Straxus for a 2nd go-round for Dion?  !!!! FANBOY RAGE MOMENT! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! -Ralph |
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Post by grahamthomson on Dec 2, 2009 21:44:07 GMT
Who's Dion, again? Is that the bounty hunter from the old cartoon?
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Post by Bogatan on Dec 2, 2009 21:45:32 GMT
To clarify my coment and to stop you possibly sending a strongly worded letter to Fun Publications. I don't think it was a straight choice between the two usually it's Hasbro not leting them use the chosen toy because they have plans for it or they cant find the moulds or some such.
Anyway, Dion! How cool is that?
Andy
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Post by Kingoji on Dec 2, 2009 22:05:56 GMT
Not very.
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Post by kayevcee on Dec 2, 2009 22:26:43 GMT
The knowledge that we were denied a Straxus for this suddenly makes it a lot less cool, even if my mum did think it actually transformed into an Irn Bru can when I seared her retinas with the picture earlier.
-Nick
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Post by blueshift on Dec 3, 2009 18:33:21 GMT
Good news! Club exclusives are buy one get one free. So if you're a member, that's like, 25 quid for 2 Airrazors, and about 45 quid for two Astrotrains!!
Bad news! They ream you on shipping, and there's no point being a member unless you're going to Botcon.
I've already spent a ton this year on toy gambling, but I bet there's got to be some way to get these figures over here at non-obscene prices.
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