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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 28, 2020 19:21:04 GMT
Well, after having had Ralph's address for a week or so and not doing anything...
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 28, 2020 20:31:26 GMT
I need his address...
...to drench your skin in lover's rosey stain...
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 28, 2020 20:35:02 GMT
I think Phil should start a middleman service. You know, like those places people here use to buy stuff from Yahoo Japan because you can't do it direct. We should just send Phil parcels to send on. He wouldn't even need a fee because of the joy inflicting pain on Ralph would give him.
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Post by blueshift on Feb 28, 2020 20:37:06 GMT
Well, after having had Ralph's address for a week or so and not doing anything... After telling me what you were planning on sending Ralph, I must ask you to reconsider. I think it is irresponsible and borderline illegal. You can't just assume that Ralph keeps a bucket of sand in his flat, what happens if he doesn't???
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 28, 2020 21:14:48 GMT
I think Phil should start a middleman service. You know, like those places people here use to buy stuff from Yahoo Japan because you can't do it direct. We should just send Phil parcels to send on. He wouldn't even need a fee because of the joy inflicting pain on Ralph would give him. You will continue to receive each new item of Class merchandise until the end of time. -Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 28, 2020 21:15:17 GMT
This is all Phil's fault.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 29, 2020 19:29:26 GMT
This is all Phil's fault. -Ralph Lover's rosey stain, Doc', lovers rosey stain.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 29, 2020 19:30:46 GMT
Nothing arrived today...
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 29, 2020 19:32:28 GMT
Only because I don't have your fucking address and I'm really busy you utter complete bastard.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 29, 2020 19:44:38 GMT
Stay calm, Paige.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 29, 2020 22:05:53 GMT
Paige is dead. And the plastic monstrosity she clutches in her death-spasmed hand will be my first gift to you, oh Dockotor!!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 29, 2020 22:11:32 GMT
Sorry that suddenly got dark and violent. I'm not sure I'm happy with where my quest for vengeance is taking me...
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 29, 2020 22:43:22 GMT
I've forgotten what the plastic monstrosity was.
It was a Tiny Tears, right?
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 29, 2020 22:46:04 GMT
Oh my godfathers...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 3, 2020 11:46:01 GMT
The evidence: A: Phil has sent me New Defenders before. B: Phil on the Hub recently highlighted this book has Xemnu the Titan in it and that meant it would be a book I must have. C: Phil closely monitors when Epic Collections go cheap. D: Phil recently acquired my address so he could send me something bad. Multiple threads prove this. The evidence is clear. GUILTY. -Ralph I have seen photos now This is the book Burns has been sent: www.amazon.co.uk/Defenders-Epic-Collection-End-Songs/dp/1302920707Defenders 9 The End of All Songs 138-152, Gargoyle 1-4 It is the sequel to the volume I got him when he moved to Manchester. Some kind soul obviously made a note and has made sure that Burns can read the end of the story, prior to the start of X-Factor, which contains a Secret Wars II crossover, and we all know how much Burns loves Secret Wars II. So Ralph, I and the chums would like to know how you're enjoying your latest Defenders Epic Collection......
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 3, 2020 16:00:56 GMT
Now this is not the day as Andu has just launched a parcel in my direction!!!! Apparently it does not contain Siege Ratchet.
Damn his eyes.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 3, 2020 16:30:21 GMT
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 3, 2020 23:23:53 GMT
Now this is not the day as Andu has just launched a parcel in my direction!!!! Apparently it does not contain Siege Ratchet. Damn his eyes. -Ralph If only you hadn't freely given him your address!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 4, 2020 17:22:45 GMT
Tomorrow at the sorting office I go to pick up a parcel from Kapow. It will have the 2nd Siege tapes set and MM Direct-Hut and Powerpunch. I thank Brother Pinwig for his heads-up on where I could get these fine items.
There will also be a box from...Andu.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 4, 2020 17:24:36 GMT
Andy is a True Friend!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 4, 2020 18:29:47 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 4, 2020 20:53:01 GMT
Yes... YES!
Hurt him... Hurt The Dockotor...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 5, 2020 18:08:09 GMT
So what happened?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 5, 2020 18:25:14 GMT
Yes, put us out of our misery. What terrible item has he sent you? The Complete Force Works volume 2?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 5, 2020 21:42:27 GMT
GOD SKELETOR.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 5, 2020 21:59:56 GMT
What is that?
Any how is it a terrible thing?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 5, 2020 23:22:37 GMT
My goodness.
Does somebody owe Andu an apology??
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 6, 2020 10:19:38 GMT
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 6, 2020 16:44:34 GMT
I do not know what God Skeletor is. Skeletor, yes. Battle Armour Skeletor, Dragon Blaster Skeletor <consults Battle Ram Blog for names> Terror Claws Skeletor and Laser Light Skeletor, all yes. But God Skeletor? Nope.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 6, 2020 17:34:29 GMT
I shake my head at you, Phil! I shake my head!
-Ralph
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