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Post by Pinwig on Sept 13, 2016 20:29:06 GMT
I really do want to watch the full set of episodes together you know. Just to see if it gels better. Do you really?  oh yes, seriously. Do you think they'll release an omnibus at the end? |
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Post by Bogatan on Sept 13, 2016 20:30:43 GMT
I can't wait for the extended edition.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 13, 2016 20:31:14 GMT
Next week! I want the full monty. |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Sept 13, 2016 20:33:15 GMT
Looking forward to watching this in one sitting with Burns and getting drunk.
Andy
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Post by Baron B of Triple B on Sept 13, 2016 20:33:41 GMT
I could cope until this episode but now I am brokem. -Ralph HOW COULD IT GET WORSE?!?!?! I... I... I.... There's no way on God's green Earth I'm watching it. HELL. NO. You need to watch it. It is comically bad. |
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Post by blueshift on Sept 13, 2016 20:34:33 GMT
Looking forward to watching this in one sitting with Burns and getting drunk. Andy Combiner Wars drinking game: Every time it's shit take a drink |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Sept 13, 2016 20:36:57 GMT
No. That way lies death by alcohol poisoning.
Andy
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Post by Baron B of Triple B on Sept 13, 2016 20:37:05 GMT
Looking forward to watching this in one sitting with Burns and getting drunk. Andy Combiner Wars drinking game: Every time it's shit take a drink You'd need to change this forum to an Alcoholics Anonymous forum by the end of the series. |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2016 20:46:24 GMT
Another has fallen. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2016 20:47:17 GMT
I could cope until this episode but now I am brokem. -Ralph HOW COULD IT GET WORSE?!?!?! I... I... I.... There's no way on God's green Earth I'm watching it. HELL. NO. I did not think it could possibly get worse...but somehow it did. DO NOT WATCH IT. YOU ARE HEREBY GRANTED COMBINER WARS AMNESTY. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2016 20:50:35 GMT
I really do want to watch the full set of episodes together you know. Just to see if it gels better. Just done it. Do it. They in no way gel. Its like they were written by different people who had only been given the last line of the previous script. How the hell the poor sod writing the last episode will interpret Starscreams weird howl is anybodies guess. There used to be a BBC kids show which I think was called 'What's the Story?' where children would watch and then write in what they think would happen in the next episode and the best answer was picked and then made so it was literally made up week by week by the under 12's. It was more coherent than this and also better because it had Sylvester McCoy in it. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2016 20:51:38 GMT
Do you really? oh yes, seriously. Do you think they'll release an omnibus at the end? The same effect can easily be achieved by clicking through each episode in order but DON'T DO IT. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2016 20:52:11 GMT
Looking forward to watching this in one sitting with Burns and getting drunk. Andy Oh fuck no. I'm a good man. I don't deserve it. -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 13, 2016 20:53:02 GMT
HOW COULD IT GET WORSE?!?!?! I... I... I.... There's no way on God's green Earth I'm watching it. HELL. NO. I did not think it could possibly get worse...but somehow it did. DO NOT WATCH IT. YOU ARE HEREBY GRANTED COMBINER WARS AMNESTY. -Ralph Thank you, Doc'. I CLAIM MY AMNESTY!!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2016 20:53:08 GMT
Looking forward to watching this in one sitting with Burns and getting drunk. Andy Combiner Wars drinking game: Every time it's shit take a drink But I'll die. What a shit way to go. I don't want that written on my tombstone. -Ralph |
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Post by Benn on Sept 13, 2016 21:02:31 GMT
Well, y'see... Starscream...'s arm... fell off and turned into Computron's. I think. Then he turned into a ball of energy with a a face that vomits black holes that turbines can dispel and then he shoots one at our heroes. Everyone else has disappeared.
Right?
Right?
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Post by Benn on Sept 13, 2016 21:04:50 GMT
My entire soul hurts.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2016 21:13:05 GMT
Well, y'see... Starscream...'s arm... fell off and turned into Computron's. I think. Then he turned into a ball of energy with a a face that vomits black holes that turbines can dispel and then he shoots one at our heroes. Everyone else has disappeared. Right? Right? And something about how Starscream used the Enigma thingy to somehow 'know everything' even though it makes Combiners I think? Then he went mad, blew up, turned into a cloud thing then a head which shoots deadly laser beams then glowing ball things...fooked if I know! Prime was upset that Megatron maybe wanted to leave Cybertron but no-one lives there anyway. Hang on, if no-one lives there why is there a Council? Who do they report to? If the planet is empty why are they shitting themselves about Combiners? We haven't seen any robots combine on screen yet 7/8 into a show called Combiner Wars. Prime and Megs aren't in their CW toy forms. The other main characters of Rodimus and Windblade don't have CW toys. Neither does Starscream (only in Unite Warriors in Japan). So not exactly promoting the line. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 13, 2016 21:14:36 GMT
September 13th shall forever be known as COMBINER WARS BROKE US DAY.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Sept 13, 2016 21:15:00 GMT
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Post by Benn on Sept 13, 2016 22:26:36 GMT
September 13th shall forever be known as COMBINER WARS BROKE US DAY. -Ralph A day that will live on in infamy. |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2016 8:07:35 GMT
I still don't understand the cliffhanger. Was that a howl of pain...rage...triumph...surprise? What was going on? Why were glowing hands coming out of the ground?
What the wheebus will happen in the last episode? I hope it is not a bumper length finale! I predict the robot with the stick will bang it on the ground though.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2016 20:00:58 GMT
Six days until the finale, chums. We need to devise a plan to survive it.
-Ralph
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Post by Bogatan on Sept 14, 2016 20:33:05 GMT
Burn it all down!
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2016 20:49:47 GMT
I am very open to suggestion.
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Post by Llama God on Sept 14, 2016 22:16:58 GMT
I plan to forget about it for the next six days. And then for every remaining day of my life after.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 15, 2016 0:07:06 GMT
Yup. My survival plan is simple-
I'm not watching it.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 15, 2016 7:09:46 GMT
We can't burn down the Hub! -Ralph |
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Post by Benn on Sept 15, 2016 10:32:11 GMT
I feel there is a Star Trek 3 reference coming up.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 15, 2016 16:36:03 GMT
Courtesy of Allspark user Locoman: www.allspark.com/forums/topic/126931-cw-machinima-episode-7-page-83/page-93It's an average morning on Caminus When combiners fall out of the sky Computron is brawlin’ with Menasor And ol’ Maxima’s gonna die And it's gritty, mature, dark and edgy! Adult Transformer shows are just great! They got Youtube VAs, and they pay 'em okay, even though this is seven months late La la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Machinima, give us Combiner Wars Give us a kerfuffle tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a smackdown now, Please skip to the big gestalt fight. Now the Council is some kind of government We never find out what they’re for Hot Rod’s kinda lame and the Mistress of Flame Makes a “doink” when her staff hits the floor They say “We’ve got this weird super-powered thing” And nobody knows what it does Maybe it makes combiners, or it just makes ‘em finer, And everyone wants it… because? Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Now Prime is a shellshocked old veteran He fought for ten million years In the dark of the night he and Windblade must fight But the audience is still bored to tears And then Megatron joins with the Autobots Cause we have ten more minutes to fill He’s a ‘Con with some stigma, but he hates the Enigma And his voice actor sounds like Cy-Kill Machinima, give us Combiner Wars Give us super robots tonight Why did you bother to name it this when there’s not a combiner in sight And we finally get to the climax, It’s lazy and rushed to all hell Victorion’s sniped, even though she was hyped As Space Jesus-slash-Buddha… oh well. Oh and Starscream’s some weird giant floating thing ‘Cause the CG has run out of steam He shrieks and he shouts as he thrashes about And the plot falls apart at the seams Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Machinima, what was Combiner Wars? What was the point of all that? They say it’s a clone of HBO’s Game of Thrones But frankly the whole thing fell flat. |
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