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Post by The Doctor on Nov 5, 2022 12:26:22 GMT
Phil did not know about DEATHSANRUS!!!
GUILTY!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 5, 2022 14:03:42 GMT
Ralph is trying to deflect from the trial in absentia which will occur on tonight's zoom call.
He knows what he has done.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 5, 2022 14:41:53 GMT
I can't believe you have betrayed me.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 5, 2022 15:38:47 GMT
I don't know what he's done?
Will popcorn be needed?
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 5, 2022 17:12:29 GMT
I don't know what he's done? Will popcorn be needed? It was discussed in the Tat Beyond Tat fb chat thread. Charges will be read out and witness statements taken during the call. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 5, 2022 17:17:57 GMT
I have now seen the SHOCKING ACCUSATIONS levelled at Ralph.
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 6, 2022 10:11:10 GMT
Have I got to wait until next week to find out what this was about? Is it too shocking for utterance in public?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 6, 2022 21:05:41 GMT
One cannot be guilty of a crime that does not exist.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 9, 2022 21:05:51 GMT
I can't believe I'm hearing this. Agent Burns has infiltrated the Death Fortress and discovered Phil has chosen not to reverse his reversible spines.
I am speechless.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 9, 2022 21:07:28 GMT
I do for the DVDs. But the BDs are different
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Post by Benn on Dec 9, 2022 21:09:21 GMT
How so?
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 9, 2022 21:16:41 GMT
*all eyes in the courtroom peer intently at the man in the dock*
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 9, 2022 21:48:47 GMT
I do for the DVDs. But the BDs are different Same content as the DVD's. Same reversible sleeves. SEND HIM DOWN, M'LUD! -The Ralphyard |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 10, 2022 10:31:30 GMT
However, the defendant has handed over some DW Steelbooks they no longer require to the judge. Therefore, the sentence is commuted! Clear the court!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 10, 2022 11:32:08 GMT
However, the defendant has handed over some DW Steelbooks they no longer require to the judge. Therefore, the sentence is commuted! Clear the court! -The Ralphyard Bribing the judge?!?! *changes vote to guilty* Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 10, 2022 11:58:21 GMT
An honest judge takes note of new evidence.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 10, 2022 13:24:50 GMT
BRIBERY!?
SEND THEM BOTH DOWN!
Swindon's jail will be bulging tonight. This is UNBELIEVABLE.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 10, 2022 13:30:15 GMT
Justice must be served when new facts come to light.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 10, 2022 14:07:43 GMT
What new facts? That you've purloined FREE STUFF in exchange for leniency?
SPARE ME THIS MOCKERY OF JUSTICE!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 10, 2022 15:17:25 GMT
All part of examining every facet of the case! Justice must be thorough!
The defendant also proved their organisational skills by providing a surplus converting 'Legacy Crankcase'.
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2022 22:35:37 GMT
Oh no, don't - don't do this, guys. Every time, they come out and-
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2022 22:36:17 GMT
THE BIG PHIL FACES JUDGEMENT AGAIN.
-The Brickyard.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2022 22:36:59 GMT
Let no width of inquiry be unexplored.
-The Backyard.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2022 22:37:59 GMT
What is that supposed to mean?
-The Brickyard.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2022 22:39:50 GMT
Don't! Don't got there. No answer awaits you.
(I don't know how many times I have to go through this with you guys... I got better things to do, you know?)
-The Yardbirds.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2022 22:40:33 GMT
Alright, alright!
Don't get snippy.
-The Brickyard
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2022 22:41:37 GMT
Yes, we're all on the same side here, you know.
-The Backyard
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 11, 2022 22:43:18 GMT
GUILTY.
Probably.
What's a 'DB'?
-The Graveyard.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 12, 2022 12:22:11 GMT
Do you mean BD? Blu Ray Disc
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 12, 2022 12:26:51 GMT
BD = Blu Ray drives me insane. It should be: BR. No one in the real world says: "I shall now watch my Blu Ray DISC".
-Ralph
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