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Post by The Doctor on May 19, 2021 9:48:35 GMT
Recurring dream recently of Phil and I fighting crocodiles in a swamp. I had to wake Jen up at 3am the other day to urgently tell her about it.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 19, 2021 9:57:51 GMT
I bet she appreciated that!
Did we win?
Did we have hoverbikes like in that Thunderbirds episode with crocodiles in the swamp?
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 19, 2021 9:58:46 GMT
You are yet to feature in my wife's nocturnal fantasies because she hasn't met you! To some a dream.... |
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2021 9:16:03 GMT
I bet she appreciated that! Did we win? Did we have hoverbikes like in that Thunderbirds episode with crocodiles in the swamp? No, we have the Punisher's Battle Van as our base (and where we retreat to). We jump out with Ghosbusters-style proton backpacks and blast away at the crocodiles (who all look like Skullcruncher) in fog-wreathed murky swamps. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2021 9:16:34 GMT
TO OTHERS A NIGHTMARE! -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 20, 2021 10:23:20 GMT
TO OTHERS A NIGHTMARE! -Ralph A nightmare is coming your way soon, Dockotor, I swear it! I SWEAR IT ON THE STEEL, BLOOD AND GUILE OF BRANDENBURG!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2021 22:33:31 GMT
Oh really?
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 24, 2021 20:23:48 GMT
Rea hee eearly.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 2, 2021 15:59:02 GMT
Last night I dreamed I was being chased by someone called 'Matt H.a.i.g.' (I don't know anyone by this name). He was dressed up in cardboard boxes to look just G1 box art Soundwave. I was trying to escape on rope bridges that were below each other, looking a bit like a level in Donkey Kong. Matt Haig kept leaping down from each one and as he did so his cardboard Soundwave suit would crumple in the legs like an accordian.
"I AM MATT H.A.I.G!" he screamed, his words appearing in block capitals in the air.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 31, 2021 8:19:56 GMT
Just woke up. Dreamed I was in my old Secondary School, which was a big square with hole in the middle so had four long corridors. The floors were super shiny. Pinwig (my Maths teacher) was invisble but his voice boomed out: "I made a TV show of Dirk Gently but it got one million viewers. Fight me!"
The only way to beat him was to have legs akimbo to slide along the corridors as it was ice. But Pinwig sent Terror Dogs after me so I had to slide faster and faster while explaining that Dirk Gently was cancelled due to lack of promotion.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jul 31, 2021 8:41:54 GMT
I think I dreamt that I had a proposal accepted to paint for a show up at the Cathedral. I say 'I think' because I don't remember the dream, but I was convinced when I woke up that I'd had the email and was dreading having to start.
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 31, 2021 10:08:55 GMT
Just woke up. Dreamed I was in my old Secondary School, which was a big square with hole in the middle so had four long corridors. The floors were super shiny. Pinwig (my Maths teacher) was invisble but his voice boomed out: "I made a TV show of Dirk Gently but it got one million viewers. Fight me!" The only way to beat him was to have legs akimbo to slide along the corridors as it was ice. But Pinwig sent Terror Dogs after me so I had to slide faster and faster while explaining that Dirk Gently was cancelled due to lack of promotion. -Ralph Funny. That's exactly the same dream I had last night. |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 28, 2021 9:12:05 GMT
Recurring dream of late of me looking out of a tower block to see a bright red Noddy car pull up outside, driven by Bogatan grinning like the Joker.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 28, 2021 9:17:20 GMT
Eat less Stilton at bedtime!
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 28, 2021 9:47:46 GMT
At least it's not me for once.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 29, 2021 17:40:44 GMT
I had a dream the other night where I was working from home on my laptop and I was suddenly in Teams meeting-
ON NEWSNIGHT!!!!
Freaking frakking Newsnight....
(it's a big-ass highbrow news and current affairs program on the BBC- for all our Texan chums.)
It got a bit jumbled, but I just talked waffle and I think I came off ok.
Very worried about my background though.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 24, 2021 21:44:19 GMT
Oh my godfathers most incredible dream ever last night.
I dreamt I met a bunch of you guys in person. We met in some kind of a community centre or church hall.
There was dancing, for some reason. The kind of shit dancing you did at youth club discos when you were a kid.
Then we sat down and started chatting, but about Battlestar Galactica not Transformers.
I was sat next to Pinwig, and there was a momentary awkward silence between us. We both laughed and I asked "how shall we break this awkward silence?". Pinwig replied-
"We'll talk about when you break wind and it sounds like a human voice."
I WOKE UP LAUGHING! I LAUGHED IN MY SLEEP AND WOKE MYSELF UP LAUGHING!
I'M LAUGHING NOW THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!
WHEN YOU BREAK WIND AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A HUMAN VOICE!!!!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 24, 2021 21:52:37 GMT
To be fair, you do spend a lot of time on here talking out of your arse...
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 25, 2021 7:24:09 GMT
Guilty as charged!
But it's true one can do trump's that sound like a human voice.
Saying-
"Oui!"
Or
"Mmmmm!"
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 25, 2021 19:32:59 GMT
I... I can't say I've ever tried...
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 26, 2021 9:24:20 GMT
No no no, you fool! You don't 'try'! There is no 'try'! it just happens! By itself!
You got a little bit of wind going on, squeeze out a trump, and it sounds like a human voice!
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Post by Benn on Nov 26, 2021 10:41:11 GMT
I can honestly say that I have never had this happen to me.
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 26, 2021 22:50:41 GMT
Urzu, no one's ever had this happen to them.
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Post by Benn on Nov 27, 2021 8:59:10 GMT
That's a relief.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 28, 2021 19:54:12 GMT
Yes. I too once thought it a myth.
But then I broke wind one day and was surprised to hear someone say "Errrm!" behind me.
I turned around....
AND THERE WAS NO ONE THERE!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 17, 2021 7:59:43 GMT
I dreamt I took my brother-in-law to visit an A&E department, and I introduced him to an A&E consultant who I liaise with over frequent attenders, but the consultant was a HUNCH BACK! (In real life he is not a hunch back and we only meet on Teams...).
It was also NOT MY REAL BROTHER-IN-LAW! It was... just some dude.
THEN the dream switched, and I was a prisoner of...
WYNDHAM EARL! One of the bad guys from Twin Peaks! (We're currently watching it on digital versitile disk.)
I awoke feeling rested yet alarmed.
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Post by Benn on Dec 17, 2021 10:18:08 GMT
Lots of random nightmares last night. I am neither rested nor alarmed, just slightly worried.
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 17, 2021 19:06:26 GMT
It was also NOT MY REAL BROTHER-IN-LAW! It was... just some dude. That was actually me, but I had adopted a cunning disguise so you wouldn't recognise me. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 17, 2021 22:08:55 GMT
It was also NOT MY REAL BROTHER-IN-LAW! It was... just some dude. That was actually me, but I had adopted a cunning disguise so you wouldn't recognise me. DAMN YOU!!!! I CAN'T STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND!!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 26, 2021 10:35:29 GMT
Andu and I were trapped in a giant house. Pinwig kept leaping out from behind doors to try to stop us finding the banqueting hall where they were handing out free cake.
Then Andu said: "Watch this naughty video" but it turned out to be of a physiotherapist showing how to do forward rolls, but backwards up the side of an extinct volcano.
-Ralph
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