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Post by Pinwig on Oct 24, 2016 21:31:34 GMT
Having been subjected to at least six hours of Peppa Pig this weekend (no, literally, and most of it was on a loop), I've seen a lot of ads for toys and games I've never heard of (which actually made me quite sad) but this advert blew my mind. Why on Earth is this a thing? A game for children in which the objective is to collect more dog sh*t than other players.
WHAT.
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Post by Toph on Oct 24, 2016 22:13:04 GMT
Oh yeah, this "game" been around for a while now.
Like... at least 15 years. Goliath games are particularly bad.
There's another "game" that revolves around slapping whipped cream in your face.
The commercial doesn't elaborate. It doesn't explain if there's anything involved more than just slapping whipped cream in your face.
It's just buying this small catapult device.
The adults that complain about little kid games like Candy Land, haven't looked into how mindless the other games are.
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Post by Baron B of Triple B on Oct 24, 2016 23:40:49 GMT
Peppa Pig is a horrible wee arsehole. Doggie Doo is indeed a strange game. Pie Face is the game you're thinking of Jetty, there is a small objective to it but it's mostly irrelevant.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 25, 2016 7:00:22 GMT
Pie Face won the British Toy & Hobby Association Best Toy of the Year Award and was one of the best selling toys in the UK in 2015.
Doggie Doo disturbs me but not as much as Silly Sausage.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 25, 2016 7:08:44 GMT
I see Silly Sausage advertised regularly on CITV and the disturbing images return to my mind ....
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 27, 2016 15:22:02 GMT
Oh Frak Me, Doggie Doo is stupid. There are many games advertised that really don't need to exist. Googey Looey or whatever it's called is another one. Some toy designers seem to think children are idiots.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 14, 2016 8:17:22 GMT
Again this morning
Thankfully the video is on YouTube so everyone can suffer
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Post by Toph on Nov 14, 2016 8:45:26 GMT
Yes boys and girls! Twist and pull your foot long sausage!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 14, 2016 12:45:37 GMT
If it ever drops to an acceptable price...
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 14, 2016 12:52:11 GMT
I've seen it reduced in B&M
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 14, 2016 12:55:52 GMT
Pray that I never see it there, Phil...
-Ralph
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Post by browny87 on Nov 14, 2016 15:34:47 GMT
lol the sausage never fails to amus me,
to pinwig - I have no idea why any child would want doggie do lol!
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 14, 2016 18:54:44 GMT
I think it's safe to say Doggie Doo is complete shit.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 15, 2016 20:06:12 GMT
HA HA! Ha... hmmmmm...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 2, 2016 22:25:47 GMT
No, just no!
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Post by Baron B of Triple B on Dec 3, 2016 1:05:57 GMT
Christ on a crutch..........
I don't know what's worst, the toy or the advert.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 3, 2016 7:44:39 GMT
Whoah hang on. That's not realistic. Where are the gloves? Don't teach kids to pick up doggie poop with their bare hands!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 3, 2016 8:16:02 GMT
!!!
Does this therefore mean for repeat play value you have to feed the dog its own shit?
WHY DOES THAT SENTENCE EVEN NEED TO EXIST!>!>!>L!LJ!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD""!"£R
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 3, 2016 8:58:47 GMT
You could feed it chocolate buttons.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Dec 3, 2016 9:34:23 GMT
NO NEVER FEED A DOG CHOCOLATE, EVEN A FAKE PLASTIC DOG
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 3, 2016 16:02:50 GMT
!!! Does this therefore mean for repeat play value you have to feed the dog its own shit? WHY DOES THAT SENTENCE EVEN NEED TO EXIST!>!>!>L!LJ!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD""!"£R AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! OH GOD!!!! OHH YOU NEARLY GOT ME, PINS'! YOU SO NEARLY GOT ME! I'D JUST SWALLOWED A LARGE GULP OF BEER -JUST- BEFORE I READ THAT! Oh man.... Uhhhhhhh...... .....but you're right, it's not funny at all..... |
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Post by Toph on Dec 3, 2016 18:58:34 GMT
!!! Does this therefore mean for repeat play value you have to feed the dog its own shit? WHY DOES THAT SENTENCE EVEN NEED TO EXIST!>!>!>L!LJ!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD""!"£R It's not as bad as the pooping baby dolls where you recycle the "food" from it's diapers. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 3, 2016 19:00:00 GMT
!!! Does this therefore mean for repeat play value you have to feed the dog its own shit? It's a dog, not a rabbit! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 3, 2016 21:52:09 GMT
Huh?
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