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Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,272	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 14:27:48 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 11, 2022 14:27:48 GMT I'm not angry, I'm just... disappointed.
	"Consistency is victory"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,374	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 14:42:31 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2022 14:42:31 GMT BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR MASTER! -Bogatan.
	"No, Nelson!"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 16:42:25 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 11, 2022 16:42:25 GMT I BOW DOWN BEFORE YOU, MASTER BOGATAN!!! I AM YOUR HUMBLE SLAVE, OH MIGHTY ONE! WORTHY OF NOT ONE WIT OF YOUR NOTICE! QUIVERING AS I DO BEFORE YOUR RIGHTEOUS POWER!!! Now play a fucking move.
	Last Edit: Apr 11, 2022 16:42:45 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,374	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 16:59:59 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2022 16:59:59 GMT Contact. -Bogatan
	"No, Nelson!"

Grand Moff Muffin Administrator Walking backwards for Christmas Posts: 16,383	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 17:15:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 11, 2022 17:15:17 GMT DECOMPRESSED STORYTELLING. I want to binge-watch this chess match! Martin
	Little is known about this goblin beyond its dual role as an offensive weapon and teapot.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,272	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 17:20:40 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 11, 2022 17:20:40 GMT As a boxed set I've seen better. Is been going for years but you only get about two minutes per season.
	"Consistency is victory"

Grand Moff Muffin Administrator Walking backwards for Christmas Posts: 16,383	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 17:31:25 GMT Shockprowl and Pinwig like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 11, 2022 17:31:25 GMT Picard season 2: "Better pacing than the Ralph-Shockprowl chess tournament." Martin
	Little is known about this goblin beyond its dual role as an offensive weapon and teapot.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 21:48:40 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 21:48:40 GMT Doc'...?
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,272	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:00:36 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 12, 2022 22:00:36 GMT sobs
	"Consistency is victory"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:00:39 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 22:00:39 GMT DOC'!!!
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Benn Liege Genero Envoy of the Ghost Goat We are all humanz Posts: 13,716	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:01:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benn on Apr 12, 2022 22:01:00 GMT He... He's gone.
	It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:01:34 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 22:01:34 GMT no
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:12:40 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 22:12:40 GMT Doc'
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:36:05 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 22:36:05 GMT Doctor?
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:42:33 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 22:42:33 GMT Rrrr
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:50:20 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 22:50:20 GMT RRRRRAAAAAA
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:54:38 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 22:54:38 GMT Rhhh rhhh ruuuhhh raaal raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 22:58:56 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 12, 2022 22:58:56 GMT ffffffffffffffffppoohhhhzzzzzpftz10110001011011100010111000001110100010000
	Last Edit: Apr 12, 2022 22:59:18 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Benn Liege Genero Envoy of the Ghost Goat We are all humanz Posts: 13,716	CHESS! Apr 12, 2022 23:06:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benn on Apr 12, 2022 23:06:43 GMT Oh no, he's gone binary!
	It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 0:03:44 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 13, 2022 0:03:44 GMT ..............................
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Grand Moff Muffin Administrator Walking backwards for Christmas Posts: 16,383	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 5:00:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 13, 2022 5:00:09 GMT Ralph is the George R.R. Martin of chess moves. Martin
	Little is known about this goblin beyond its dual role as an offensive weapon and teapot.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 6:52:34 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 13, 2022 6:52:34 GMT I had to look-up who George R.R. Martin was, but YES, CORRECT.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Grand Moff Muffin Administrator Walking backwards for Christmas Posts: 16,383	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 6:57:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 13, 2022 6:57:15 GMT I was referring specifically to his notoriety for working to his own timescales rather than those set by his followers: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_R._R._Martin#Criticism Martin
	Last Edit: Apr 13, 2022 6:59:07 GMT by Grand Moff Muffin Little is known about this goblin beyond its dual role as an offensive weapon and teapot.

Pinwig
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Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records

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Post by Pinwig on Apr 13, 2022 14:20:15 GMT

I can't bear the disappointment Shockers suffers in this thread any more! I know nothing about chess, have probably never played a proper game, but I can remember how the pieces move. I even stole a board from CHILDREN (which was mine anyway admittedly) to try and see what was going on here. But nothing happened. So... so...

D4

"Consistency is victory"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 14:36:43 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 13, 2022 14:36:43 GMT Oh, Pinwig.... You... You are a GOOD cyber-friend. The chess phoenix rises from the asses of The Doctor's cruelty. Thank you. Knight f6 (I'll try and double-check my moves; I realised auto-correct was a factor before.)
	Last Edit: Apr 13, 2022 14:37:36 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,272	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 14:49:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 13, 2022 14:49:14 GMT I've just discovered my magnetic travel chess board is not at all magnetic. LIES! C4
	"Consistency is victory"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,374	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 15:16:48 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 13, 2022 15:16:48 GMT C6. -Bogatan
	"No, Nelson!"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 16:59:57 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 13, 2022 16:59:57 GMT Apr 13, 2022 15:16:48 GMT The Doctor said: C6. -Bogatan YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!! c6 is not a possible move in our, now lost, game. I..... You've broken my heart for the last time...
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,265	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 17:02:57 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 13, 2022 17:02:57 GMT Apr 13, 2022 14:49:14 GMT Pinwig said: I've just discovered my magnetic travel chess board is not at all magnetic. LIES! C4 Magnets lie... Chess tell only truths. Nice opening, HM Pinwigov! Pawn g6
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,272	CHESS! Apr 13, 2022 18:12:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 13, 2022 18:12:22 GMT Knight F3
	"Consistency is victory"

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