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Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 5, 2022 21:08:04 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2022 21:08:04 GMT Are we starting again after my idiocy, The Doctor ? Or is 'c4' your 3rd move? If it's your 4th move then I need to -accurately- make my 3rd move first. PINWIG IS DEPENDING ON US!
	Last Edit: Apr 5, 2022 21:08:37 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 5, 2022 21:09:31 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2022 21:09:31 GMT Apr 5, 2022 20:04:51 GMT Pinwig said: Bah. I set this game up on a board on 365chess.com last night and today the pieces have reset. Didn't even close the window. You can't beat a good board.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,273 Member is Online	CHESS! Apr 5, 2022 21:26:06 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 5, 2022 21:26:06 GMT Please please get this going! I can't cope with another two-moves-a-year nightmare! Not again!
	"Consistency is victory"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 5, 2022 21:39:35 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 5, 2022 21:39:35 GMT Tell me about it.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

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Apr 5, 2022 21:08:04 GMT Shockprowl said:

Are we starting again after my idiocy, The Doctor ?

Or is 'c4' your 3rd move?

If it's your 4th move then I need to -accurately- make my 3rd move first.

PINWIG IS DEPENDING ON US!

My 3rd move would be bishop takes pawn on f5.

But it's up to you, The Doctor, anything you want.

I.... I love you.

Edit: no it can't be bishop takes on f5 because I haven't moved my d pawn yet! I'm loosing my mind. Ok my 3rd move would be pawn to d5.

Last Edit: Apr 6, 2022 15:54:37 GMT by Shockprowl

I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Benn Liege Genero Envoy of the Ghost Goat We are all humanz Posts: 13,719	CHESS! Apr 5, 2022 21:48:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benn on Apr 5, 2022 21:48:48 GMT Who knew chess could inflame such passions?
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Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 6:00:09 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2022 6:00:09 GMT Apr 5, 2022 21:48:48 GMT Benn said: Who knew chess could inflame such passions? What?! Are you kidding me?! Read about Fischer-Spassky. Karpov-Korchnoi. Karpov-Kasparov. Capablanca-Akekhine. Kramnik-Topalov. For starters.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 6:00:44 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2022 6:00:44 GMT Apr 5, 2022 22:11:29 GMT Philip Ayres said: Apr 5, 2022 21:08:04 GMT Shockprowl said: Are we starting again after my idiocy, The Doctor ? Or is 'c4' your 3rd move? C5 Ralph, C5! Quiet, you, the cool kids are playing chess.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,386	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 7:31:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2022 7:31:30 GMT Apr 5, 2022 21:08:04 GMT Shockprowl said: Are we starting again after my idiocy, The Doctor ? Or is 'c4' your 3rd move? If it's your 4th move then I need to -accurately- make my 3rd move first. PINWIG IS DEPENDING ON US! C4! C4! -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 15:47:04 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2022 15:47:04 GMT But The Doctor am I making a 3rd move before you move c4?
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 15:49:52 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2022 15:49:52 GMT So, The Doctor, is the move order: .....Doc'........Shock' 1. pawn f4 - pawn e5 2. pawn f5 - bishop c5 3. pawn c3 - pawn d5 4. pawn c4 Is that ok?
	Last Edit: Apr 6, 2022 15:52:54 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,386	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 17:47:32 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2022 17:47:32 GMT Don't wait for the translation! Answer me now! -Ralph
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Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 20:40:52 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2022 20:40:52 GMT Ok. So.... 4. ...... - pawn on e5 takes pawn on d4.
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

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I remembered today that I have a small travel chess set I put in my wet play box when I saw two boys trying to work out where the pieces went this morning. Then I forgot to bring it home to track this. I'll get it tomorrow.

"Consistency is victory"

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,273 Member is Online	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 21:15:41 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 6, 2022 21:15:41 GMT Apr 6, 2022 20:40:52 GMT Shockprowl said: Ok. So.... 4. ...... - pawn on e5 takes pawn on d4. The pawn is on C4! This is madness!
	"Consistency is victory"

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,273 Member is Online	CHESS! Apr 6, 2022 21:17:29 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 6, 2022 21:17:29 GMT You can do D5 takes C4!
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Wha- ?! He said d4 a few posts ago:

Apr 4, 2022 21:37:03 GMT The Doctor said:

D4.

-Ralph

See?

I just had that in my head.

But you're right; he then later said c4.

Ok. It's ok. Everything's under control. We can do this.

If it is c4, then I will capture his pawn on f5 with my light-squared bishop.

4. .... - bishop takes pawn on f5.

Ok, The Doctor?

I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,386	CHESS! Apr 7, 2022 7:44:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 7, 2022 7:44:28 GMT My next move...will be on Sunday. -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 7, 2022 15:48:59 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 7, 2022 15:48:59 GMT I will be ready! To the last, I grapple with thee... ....Doc'........Shock' 1. pawn f4 - pawn e5 2. pawn f5 - bishop c5 3. pawn c3 - pawn d5 4. pawn c4 - bishop takes pawn on f5
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,273 Member is Online	CHESS! Apr 7, 2022 16:53:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 7, 2022 16:53:33 GMT Chess thread activity! Chess thread activ- oh.
	"Consistency is victory"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 7, 2022 21:28:36 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 7, 2022 21:28:36 GMT 'Sallright Pins, he's a pawn down, it's just gonna make him mad...
	I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,273 Member is Online	CHESS! Apr 10, 2022 21:24:00 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2022 21:24:00 GMT Ralph promised...
	"Consistency is victory"

Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 10, 2022 21:28:46 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 10, 2022 21:28:46 GMT I know. I'm... very tired. After a hard day at the swamp. I only came on-line for a chess move. I- I've counted.... The hours. The minutes. Aching hope of clarity and mental agility. For is not chess; truth?
	Last Edit: Apr 10, 2022 21:29:19 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,273 Member is Online	CHESS! Apr 10, 2022 21:53:53 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2022 21:53:53 GMT Wait, what? Shockprowl reveals he is actually Shrek shocker?!
	"Consistency is victory"

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,273 Member is Online	CHESS! Apr 10, 2022 22:59:37 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2022 22:59:37 GMT He will do it. He will sneak in with thirty seconds to go and make a move. No wait, twenty seconds...
	"Consistency is victory"

The Doctor Administrator DISGRACE He knows! He knows!!! Posts: 102,386	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 8:23:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2022 8:23:09 GMT Apr 7, 2022 7:44:28 GMT The Doctor said: My next move...will be on Sunday. -Ralph But which Sunday? -Ralph
	"No, Nelson!"

Pinwig Swarm Sweep #73. Class Count: 3/3 books, 12/12 audio adventures, 2/2 soundtrack CDs, 1/1 soundtrack records Sight Beyond Sight Posts: 41,273 Member is Online	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 9:05:02 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pinwig on Apr 11, 2022 9:05:02 GMT Oh no. Not again. Packs board away
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Shockprowl Swarm Crotchmaster A warrior doesn't need a head! Just a good strong body! Posts: 40,266	CHESS! Apr 11, 2022 12:15:02 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shockprowl on Apr 11, 2022 12:15:02 GMT Apr 11, 2022 8:23:09 GMT The Doctor said: Apr 7, 2022 7:44:28 GMT The Doctor said: My next move...will be on Sunday. -Ralph But which Sunday? -Ralph DOCCTTTTOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!
	Last Edit: Apr 11, 2022 12:15:30 GMT by Shockprowl I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.

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