The fanzine biz is tough! You wanna survive it, you gotta be just as tough! You want things easy, go post yer slash fic on deviantart where they give you praise just for showin' up. But you won't amount to anything that way! You want your 'zine to be popular You gotta push! you gotta be hard! You gotta do things that might make snowflakes uncomfortable! And that's why this Transformers fanzine needs PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN on the COVER!