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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2020 21:15:30 GMT
I might use it to write an app to control my wheelbarrow.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 10, 2020 21:17:52 GMT
Yes, but will that make you explode with ultimate power?
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2020 21:19:25 GMT
Course it would! Have you ever seen a wheelbarrow controlled by an app?! It'd be fucking amazing!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 10, 2020 21:26:36 GMT
Is it not easier to control it with your hands? I think you're overthinking wheelbarrow technology.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2020 21:30:28 GMT
But this is the future! I want to lounge around on Fortmax's bench and use it to control my wheelbarrow!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 10, 2020 21:42:44 GMT
Only a fool would control a wheelbarrow from a bench!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 10, 2020 21:54:44 GMT
Sometimes it's like my kids speak a different language.
The young people at work to. I hate people.
I nod along... but I'm crying inside.
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2020 21:55:04 GMT
A fool?! Who's the fool if they're not breaking their back pushing the barrow?
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2020 21:55:52 GMT
Don't cry, Shockers. You're always safe here.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 10, 2020 21:57:16 GMT
Don't cry, Shockers. You're always safe here. Thanks, buddy.
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2020 22:19:23 GMT
But how do you feel about WiFi controlled wheelbarrows? Hmm?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 10, 2020 22:21:59 GMT
A fool?! Who's the fool if they're not breaking their back pushing the barrow? Use a longer handle! -Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2020 22:24:18 GMT
Man, you must have a massive handle.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 10, 2020 22:26:30 GMT
But how do you feel about WiFi controlled wheelbarrows? Hmm? I don't know how to answer that question.
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2020 22:32:24 GMT
I'm hoping Fortmax can. He started this.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2020 9:15:39 GMT
Why don't wheelbarrows have four wheels?
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 11, 2020 9:18:09 GMT
Because a single wheel gives the optimal pivot to manoeuvre the wheelbarrow about in tight spaces.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2020 9:19:25 GMT
I'm not convinced. Show your working in a pie chart.
-Ralph
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Post by Llama God on Apr 11, 2020 9:33:18 GMT
It'll be easier to pivot around the pie chart with a single wheel.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2020 9:48:01 GMT
Bar graph then.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 11, 2020 9:52:26 GMT
Clearly it needs a pivot table.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2020 11:15:16 GMT
Bad Pinwig! A pivot table is no table at all!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 11, 2020 11:20:12 GMT
It is in Excel.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2020 11:55:24 GMT
A pox on Excel!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 11, 2020 11:57:33 GMT
Don't let Phil hear you say that!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 11, 2020 13:38:48 GMT
Excel is a great tool when not being broken by user error.
I suspect Ralph secretly codes in MATLAB though.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 11, 2020 14:54:35 GMT
No. I code only in BASIC.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 15, 2020 14:33:55 GMT
I thought this was going to be a 2 horse race, but I never expected Landcross to be one of them!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 15, 2020 15:35:21 GMT
He only wins illegal polls.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 17, 2020 5:57:55 GMT
Liokaiser wins!
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