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Post by Cullen on Jan 22, 2008 14:25:20 GMT
Ooh sailor!
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Post by Gav on Jan 22, 2008 14:39:10 GMT
Wha-? Am i missing a pop-culture reference extravaganza here?
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Post by Cullen on Jan 22, 2008 15:58:06 GMT
Tell someone who is standing up they have mud on their heel. Shout 'Ooh Sailor' when they pose like a camp mariner, trying to look at their muddy shoe. Laugh for hours about it. Repeat with next victim.
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Post by Gav on Jan 22, 2008 16:10:52 GMT
Classic! *waits till closing time*
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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 22, 2008 17:26:15 GMT
John, that is such an old joke! Shame on you.
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Post by Cullen on Jan 22, 2008 17:33:46 GMT
But someone fell for it in the office today! It was, like, so funny.
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Post by grahamthomson on Jan 22, 2008 17:40:49 GMT
Send it to Michael Bay, they might have a scene in Transformers 2 where Optimus Prime gets Megatron to fall for it.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 25, 2008 9:35:14 GMT
Oh sailor! That's the funniest thing ever! (I've lead a sheltered life).
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2008 19:22:48 GMT
That wouldn't go down well at my workplace. Some of the staff are dense and others have no sense of humour.
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Post by grahamthomson on Feb 16, 2009 14:12:27 GMT
I was feeling mischievous this morning, so tried Cullen's sailor joke on the postie after he brought in a letter I had to sign for. He found it hilarious! It made his day.
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Post by Stomski on Feb 16, 2009 14:30:50 GMT
Send it to Michael Bay, they might have a scene in Transformers 2 where Optimus Prime gets Megatron to fall for it. SPOILERS!!  Also... Thanks Cullen, I LOL'd. |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Feb 16, 2009 18:12:54 GMT
- ideally a man - with women it makes little sense. Martin |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2009 18:20:31 GMT
Another classic prank can be had if you stand in the middle of a busy high street and just look up at the sky as if a plane or something is overhead. You wouldn't believe how many people will also look upwards just to see what you are looking at!
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Post by karla on Feb 16, 2009 18:20:38 GMT
I love this joke!
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Post by grahamthomson on Feb 17, 2009 10:58:03 GMT
When we used to have our small shop on the high street we once superglued a £2 coin to the pavment outside. That was fun.
It had gone by the next day though, so we figured someone came back in the night to prise it off!
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Post by Dark Stranger on Feb 17, 2009 12:47:04 GMT
Some bastard got me and my girlfriend with that one about a couple of weeks ago, you do end up feeling like a right twit!!
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Post by Cullen on Feb 18, 2009 0:15:22 GMT
It was a while back but I fell for that with a 50p. You do feel like a right knob.
Another gag to try. When crossing a pedestrian crossing (preferably just as the lights are changing), turn and look in the direction of the traffic then spring into a jog to get to the other side. Then watch and laugh as others do the same, assuming that you have seen a car coming.
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Post by karla on Feb 18, 2009 10:13:59 GMT
hmmm... i've never driven into a wall of people before
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Post by grahamthomson on Feb 18, 2009 13:04:08 GMT
Perhaps we could organise some kind of World Record attempt for you, Karla?
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Post by Stomski on Feb 20, 2009 11:40:44 GMT
Just worked on someone in the office. I had a stress reliever thrown at me for my efforts. lol.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 21, 2009 13:11:01 GMT
I'd forgotten 'bout this! Gunna try it on someone at Uni. Perhaps on exam day!
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Post by grahamthomson on Feb 21, 2009 20:28:22 GMT
Maybe next time you're at work and passing someone on crutches?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2009 18:59:17 GMT
The old superglue some coins tothe pavement was done when I as at school. Some kids glued the coins to the ground and then set up a video camera to record anyone attempting to pick them up. The following day we watched the recording and saw a few teachers trying to pick them up before somebody came along with a chisel and wooden mallet from the woodwork room and successfully removed them.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 22, 2009 19:39:37 GMT
Maybe next time you're at work and passing someone on crutches? Brilliant! See if I can make 'em break the other hip! |
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Post by karla on Feb 24, 2009 0:43:42 GMT
Perhaps we could organise some kind of World Record attempt for you, Karla? that would be nice, I just hope I don't get bored |
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