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Post by Stomski on Sept 17, 2019 12:15:48 GMT
SAY "Forgive my insolence, perhaps you can help me, m'lady. I am on a quest! Do you know of Unicron? Did you back it? How did you prep for the questions for entering the city?"
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Post by blueshift on Sept 17, 2019 12:21:34 GMT
SAY "Forgive my insolence, perhaps you can help me, m'lady. I am on a quest! Do you know of Unicron? Did you back it? How did you prep for the questions for entering the city?" The princess sneers at you. "Of course I know of Unicron! Of course I backed it, I am not a simpleton peasant like you! And I need not 'prep' for any questions, for all the guards will ask if whether you follow the teachings of the wise ruler of this city, and of course I do! He is the great protector against the other evil so-called rulers of this land! The greatest collector of all, far superior to that pretender in the forests!" She turns her head with a huff, indicating that she no longer wants to speak to you.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 17, 2019 12:45:52 GMT
It would appear there are four collectors in each of the N/S/E/W locations, perhaps representing a Hub member?
SAY TO GHOST PIRATE "ArghhoooOOOoOoOOohh, me hearty, BOO! I am on a spooky quest! Do you know of Unicron? The spectre of it haunts us all. Did you back it? How did you prep for the questions for entering the city?"
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Post by blueshift on Sept 17, 2019 12:59:31 GMT
It would appear there are four collectors in each of the N/S/E/W locations, perhaps representing a Hub member? SAY TO GHOST PIRATE "ArghhoooOOOoOoOOohh, me hearty, BOO! I am on a spooky quest! Do you know of Unicron? The spectre of it haunts us all. Did you back it? How did you prep for the questions for entering the city?" "AAAAAAR" the pirate says in return, recognising that you speak pirate lingo. "YOU BE A FINE ONE-ARMED PIRATE AAAAAAR. OF COURSE I KNOW OF UNICRON, HE BE THE GREATEST BOOTY IN THE WORLD, AND ME SHIPMATES AND I HAVE PUT IN A PREORDER, AAAAAAR." He pauses as typing like that is a bit annoying. "AAAAH I BE PREPPING BY REMEMBERIN' THE CITY RULER IS A CLASSY FELLOW, THAT HE BE!!" The pirate pats his chest proudly
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Post by Stomski on Sept 17, 2019 14:04:55 GMT
SAY "Finest booty indeed, unlike Mastaaaar Piece Ultraaar Maargnus, aye? Th' rotten booty flaaaarp has cursed me soul, it has."
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 17, 2019 16:28:01 GMT
ACTION: drown Stomski.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 17, 2019 17:18:44 GMT
SAY "Finest booty indeed, unlike Mastaaaar Piece Ultraaar Maargnus, aye? Th' rotten booty flaaaarp has cursed me soul, it has." The ghost pirate looks at you in angry. "AAAAH AN ENEMY OF THE BUM FLAP ARE YE? ARE YE A SERVANT OF THE VILLAIN?? THE LORD OF THE CITY LOVES THE BUM FLAP! I'LL GIVE EE A BUM FLAP!" With that he raises his ghost cutlass and cuts off your left buttock! You take 3 points of damage HEALTH03/60
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Post by Stomski on Sept 17, 2019 20:12:49 GMT
Oh crumbs, sorry chaps!!
I think any time we go off script we seem to take damage. Bad times.
TAKE BUTTOCK
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Post by blueshift on Sept 17, 2019 20:18:11 GMT
Oh crumbs, sorry chaps!! I think any time we go off script we seem to take damage. Bad times. TAKE BUTTOCK You take the bum flap and put it in your inventory
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 20:24:57 GMT
Hold up. Classy fellow and an Ultra Magnus fan. Class? Magnus? Is that me?
In which case, where were we doing the K9 question, because if that's another hubber's domain it'll tell us the answer to go for.
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Post by Benn on Sept 17, 2019 20:38:37 GMT
Are you a pirate?
This is so odd, seeing the Hubbers through the prism of Blueshift.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 17, 2019 20:41:28 GMT
Or we just queue here and hope you can answer the questions?
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 20:45:56 GMT
No I think the pirate us waiting to get into my domain. Which is weird. I could be wrong but Ralph likes to refer to me as a Class Act when he wants to remind me of the pain he put me through, but it's also true Shockprowl was central to the bum flap fiasco. I think Stom might be right about hubbers being in this because the puzzles seem to be about hub discussions.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 20:48:34 GMT
This is so odd, seeing the Hubbers through the prism of Blueshift. I'm reading the Micromaster Encyclopedia at the moment. Blueshift has the most surreal sense of humour I've ever encountered.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 17, 2019 20:59:28 GMT
This is so odd, seeing the Hubbers through the prism of Blueshift. I'm reading the Micromaster Encyclopedia at the moment. Blueshift has the most surreal sense of humour I've ever encountered. Blueshift is a dream. A dream that became a reality and spread throughout the stars.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 17, 2019 21:12:19 GMT
If this was a normal point and click adventure, we'd need to do something to get each member of the queue to leave so that we were next.
And either way, we're not dressed for this, with no clothes we are considered a degenerate, no? Presumably, this will come after the East. North seems the most accessible at this time.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 21:51:06 GMT
I'm sure there is a logic to this, and I'm right with you on the methodical approach you're taking to establishing the area and interactive points, but there's something about this that I just can't quite get my head round. It might be too meta. More second guessing Blueshift than solving puzzles in a logical manner.
What about the boy and the dog. Someone wanted a child for something.
If the four rulers really are hub people then who skips about giving out flowers?!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 22:03:00 GMT
Trying to read the thread back but I keep falling asleep. We need a token as well as answers to the questions for the Western dome. Need to go through this with a bit of paper to make notes
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Post by Benn on Sept 17, 2019 22:05:58 GMT
This is so odd, seeing the Hubbers through the prism of Blueshift. I'm reading the Micromaster Encyclopedia at the moment. Blueshift has the most surreal sense of humour I've ever encountered. The encyclopedia is my go to for a quick pick me up when I'm feeling down. It's just the right level of hilarious for me. I want to read the book, but lack the commitment for it at the moment. Probably also the reason why I'm single.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 22:10:56 GMT
That's deep, man.
I've been reading all last year's zines again and this year's for the first time this week. The novel is the last one to go.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 18, 2019 12:06:14 GMT
The Wizard tuts at you. "Do I look like a wizard of medicine, young man? You got it cut off, you put it back. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!" He then goes back to polishing his wizard staff. Just reviewing some earlier posts - Did the wizard tell us we can just put the arm back on? (Not keen to do this now it's zombiefied, but we can try with the buttock?
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Post by Benn on Sept 18, 2019 13:30:15 GMT
It's got to be worth a try, I don't see how it could hurt us more.
Maybe there is/was a way to reattach it and the wizard was just saying it was our problem. If we went back to him in our current state, maybe he'd take pity on us?
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Post by Stomski on Sept 18, 2019 13:54:04 GMT
It's got to be worth a try, I don't see how it could hurt us more. Isn't that a reason to conclude that it will hurt us then given recent experience?? Maybe there is/was a way to reattach it and the wizard was just saying it was our problem. That was my initial interpretation too, but having been on the other side, it's the sort of obtuse way I'd have given the hint that 'attach arm' would work.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 14:38:00 GMT
(Just got caught up. Bloody hilarious.)
-ahem-
RUN back to the place in the deadly desert.
ANSWER the Sentry question "Yes!"
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Post by Stomski on Sept 18, 2019 14:58:31 GMT
ANSWER the Sentry question "Yes!" The sentry is both great and shit? Curious.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 16:35:53 GMT
Oh damn, I forgot what the exact nature of the question was.
....although....
The Sentry is GREAT, as we all know, but has been handled shit on occasion, and indeed is being handled shit currently!
So yes! The Sentry both Great and Shit (but it's not his fault)!
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Post by blueshift on Sept 18, 2019 16:38:11 GMT
(Just got caught up. Bloody hilarious.) -ahem- RUN back to the place in the deadly desert. ANSWER the Sentry question "Yes!" You attempt to move in the direction 'RUN' but aren't sure where that is, and instead just spasm on the groundd
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 16:40:23 GMT
(Just got caught up. Bloody hilarious.) -ahem- RUN back to the place in the deadly desert. ANSWER the Sentry question "Yes!" You attempt to move in the direction 'RUN' but aren't sure where that is, and instead just spasm on the groundd What.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 18, 2019 16:49:32 GMT
GO EAST GO SOUTH
Now you can answer Shockers.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 16:53:20 GMT
I... don't understand...
(Hello? Non-computer game player here! (It's like they speak a different language...))
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