Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 8, 2018 15:14:21 GMT
Let us TAKE wooden shelves Then let us RUB wooden shelves against each other to start a fire on the camp bed. Let's also TAKE whatever shiny thing is on the floor.
Inventory Item Added: Shelves (+1 point)
You rub them together as briskly as you can but in your weakened state you pass out, your pulse slows until you sadly pass away. At least you went peacefully doing what you love, rubbing wood together... whilst nude.
GAME OVER Final Score: 2/250 RELOADING FROM SAVE POINT LOADING COMPLETE You are alone in a room. You are wearing nothing. A folded camp bed is shackled to your wrist. Behind you is a door, in front a window. A pile of clothes is in the corner, wooden shelves on the wall. You are too cold, on the brink of hypothermia.Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 1/250 |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 15:22:06 GMT
I feel like we are being railroaded here into putting on clothes, and as such I will strongly resist any attempt to do so on principle.
I WILL NOTE that our score went up by 1 point via our attempt to make fire, which was clearly the correct way to go.
Let us PICK UP shiny thing on ground, maybe it is a heater.
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 8, 2018 15:32:02 GMT
I WILL NOTE that our score went up by 1 point via our attempt to make fire, which was clearly the correct way to go. Let us PICK UP shiny thing on ground, maybe it is a heater.
The shiny thing is not in the room and hence out of your reach.Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 1/250 |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Nov 8, 2018 17:11:02 GMT
I feel like we are being railroaded here into putting on clothes, and as such I will strongly resist any attempt to do so on principle. Yeah! And if you find any food, don't eat it! That'll teach 'em! I trust you're not being a sheep and breathing the air... that's just conforming to the rules! Martin |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2018 19:20:58 GMT
A portal to the realm of the Devil opens in front of you. Whilst you are now feeling warmer and the risk of hypothermia gone, the sense of dread you feel makes you claw at your skin and pull the pants from your head, revealing horrors before you you could not previously imagine. Still, you've come this far, and are afterall dressed for it, so you proceed to make sweet, sweet love to the portal. The inferno before you engulfs your body and your soul is tormented until the end of time.
GAME OVER Final Score: 0/250RELOADING FROM SAVE POINT LOADING COMPLETE You are alone in a room, you are wearing Transformers pants on your head. A folded camp bed is shackled to your wrist. Behind you is a door, in front a window. A pile of clothes is in the corner. You are too cold.
Inventory: Transformers pants, camp bedLET'S TAKE THE PANTS OFF OUR HEAD ALREADY!!!
The light from the window is enough for you to see.
You start to feel drowsy from the cold.
Current Score: 0/250
'T' OUT! 'T' OUT!
WHAT THE ACTUAL 'F'?!?!
AM I DEAD?! AM I CURSED TO BE RODGERED IN HELL BY BEELZEBUB?!?!
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 8, 2018 19:41:09 GMT
'T' OUT! 'T' OUT!
WHAT THE ACTUAL 'F'?!?!
AM I DEAD?! AM I CURSED TO BE RODGERED IN HELL BY BEELZEBUB?!?!
Chill out dude, the auto-save had your back. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2018 20:14:39 GMT
'T' OUT! 'T' OUT!
WHAT THE ACTUAL 'F'?!?!
AM I DEAD?! AM I CURSED TO BE RODGERED IN HELL BY BEELZEBUB?!?!
Chill out dude, the auto-save had your back. I... I don't know what that means.... |
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Nov 8, 2018 20:17:58 GMT
It means the game reset and you're still in the room.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2018 20:27:35 GMT
RIGHT!
ARE WE DRESSED YET?!?!
OUR THE PANTS OFF OUR HEAD?!?!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 20:27:56 GMT
It means the game reset and you're still in the room. OOOOOh I know the solution PUNCH THE WALL REALLY HARD WITH OUR BARE HANDS REPEATEDLY |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2018 20:29:14 GMT
WHY?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 20:33:32 GMT
WHY?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?! Trust me shockers You got us sent to hell, let's do this the blueshift way |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2018 20:42:22 GMT
Hmmmm, I have an idea-
*JUMPS OUT WINDOW AND CONCENTRATES ON THE WORLD CHESS CHAMPIONSHIP*
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 20:44:24 GMT
Hmmmm, I have an idea-
*JUMPS OUT WINDOW AND CONCENTRATES ON THE WORLD CHESS CHAMPIONSHIP*We can't jump out the window it is too small But we CAN punch through the wall! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2018 21:40:02 GMT
1. e4
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 8, 2018 22:12:26 GMT
Oh my god.
PUT ON THE CLOTHES.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 22:27:31 GMT
Oh my god. PUT ON THE CLOTHES. If we are instantly dying from hypothermia then normal clothes won't save us, it must be minus 30c. We need arctic gear to survive this. PUNCH the wall |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 8, 2018 22:38:04 GMT
How do you know the clothes aren't arctic gear? How is breaking our hand going to help when we haven't even tried the door handle? All we're doing is dying through making illogical decisions, at least if we died through making logical ones we're reducing possible options.
We need to pull the shelves of the wall again to regain that point. The shelf could be a weapon or a shield if we need it to be.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 22:58:27 GMT
How do you know the clothes aren't arctic gear? How is breaking our hand going to help when we haven't even tried the door handle? All we're doing is dying through making illogical decisions, at least if we died through making logical ones we're reducing possible options. We need to pull the shelves of the wall again to regain that point. The shelf could be a weapon or a shield if we need it to be. Agreed TAKE shelves PUT ON clothes PUNCH wall |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 8, 2018 23:08:28 GMT
Orange haze, purple sky, two moons. If it wasn't for the I concrete room I'd say we were on Cybertron.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2018 23:10:29 GMT
Orange haze, purple sky, two moons. If it wasn't for the I concrete room I'd say we were on Cybertron. Less talking. We need to punch through the wall. That's the only way to get out of here. |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 8, 2018 23:25:09 GMT
Just wondering why we get colder when standing by the window. Does it actually have glass in it? Is it open? Can we nip out and get the crowbar to get this bed off us and use it on the door?
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Nov 9, 2018 6:24:03 GMT
We need to punch through the wall. That's the only way to get out of here. There are lots of ways to leave the room. Go through the door. Go through the window, using your underpants as a parachute. Go through the hidden trapdoor in the floor. Go through one of the two holographically camouflaged hidden openings in the walls. Say, "Computer!" and see what happens. Teleport out. Whistle for your horse. Telepathically summon assistance. Click your heels together and say, "There's no place like home." Enter a cheat code. Cause an avalanche by doing the Combat Yodel. Martin |
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Nov 9, 2018 8:44:47 GMT
TAKE shelves PUT ON clothes
Inventory Item Added: Shelves (+1 point)
Looking at the pile of clothes on the floor, they seem to comprise a green uniform of some kind. You notice the letters BUNCE across the back and ARMED across the left breast. You pick them up and put them on quickly. Whilst not what you would call comfortably warm, you are certainly not going to suffer the ill effects of the cold anymore. You feel your stamina and strength returning!
Inventory Item Added: Green uniform (+1 point)
Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled), shelves, green uniform (wearing) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 3/250
AUTO-SAVED ARE YOU SURE? Y/N |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2018 8:58:44 GMT
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 9, 2018 9:24:52 GMT
With your new found vigour, you have a sense of powerfulness about you so you elect to try to use brute force to get out of this mess. With your free hand you unleash your most mighty swing against the interior wall. Whilst going through the motion you feel an immense pain in your crotch. Without underwear to protect the bits that you were once so proud to present to the world, the chafing from the uniform you now wear is so intense that it causes such a shock to the system that you die.
GAME OVER Final Score: 3/250 RELOADING FROM SAVE POINT LOADING COMPLETE You are alone in a room. You are wearing a green uniform. A folded camp bed is shackled to your wrist. Behind you is a door, in front a window. Shelf brackets are on the wall.
Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled), shelves, green uniform (wearing) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 3/250
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2018 9:48:41 GMT
The plan is working!
PUNCH the wall in the same spot
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Nov 9, 2018 9:52:25 GMT
Apologies for all the historical updates, just adding consistency to the older posts as I deploy update patches to the game engine.
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
Posts: 6,121
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Post by Stomski on Nov 9, 2018 10:56:43 GMT
PUNCH the wall in the same spot
Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled), shelves, green uniform (wearing) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 3/250 |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2018 12:27:11 GMT
PUNCH the wall in the same spot
Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled), shelves, green uniform (wearing) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 3/250 I've seen that episode of doctor who. I know how this works! PUNCH the wall |
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