Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 9, 2018 13:23:33 GMT
With your new found vigour, you have a sense of powerfulness about you so you elect to try to use brute force to get out of this mess. With your free hand you unleash your most mighty swing against the interior wall. Whilst going through the motion you feel an immense pain in your crotch. Without underwear to protect the bits that you were once so proud to present to the world, the chafing from the uniform you now wear is so intense that it causes such a shock to the system that you die.
GAME OVER Final Score: 3/250 RELOADING FROM SAVE POINT LOADING COMPLETE You are alone in a room. You are wearing a green uniform. A folded camp bed is shackled to your wrist. Behind you is a door, in front a window. Shelf brackets are on the wall.
Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled), shelves, green uniform (wearing) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 3/250
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2018 14:55:11 GMT
With your new found vigour, you have a sense of powerfulness about you so you elect to try to use brute force to get out of this mess. With your free hand you unleash your most mighty swing against the interior wall. Whilst going through the motion you feel an immense pain in your crotch. Without underwear to protect the bits that you were once so proud to present to the world, the chafing from the uniform you now wear is so intense that it causes such a shock to the system that you die.
GAME OVER Final Score: 3/250 RELOADING FROM SAVE POINTLOADING COMPLETE You are alone in a room. You are wearing a green uniform. A folded camp bed is shackled to your wrist. Behind you is a door, in front a window. Shelf brackets are on the wall.
Inventory: | Transformers pants, camp bed (shackled), shelves, green uniform (wearing) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 3/250 PUNCH the wall! |
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Post by Bogatan on Nov 9, 2018 18:15:23 GMT
To appease Blueshift (and maybe get him to not spend then next few billion years trying to punch his way out) we cut out the chaff inducing material and don't put the pants on.
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 9, 2018 19:34:25 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 9, 2018 19:39:13 GMT
I've seen that episode of doctor who. I know how this works! PUNCH the wall Blueshift's 19k post! |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2018 19:40:43 GMT
I've seen that episode of doctor who. I know how this works! PUNCH the wall Blueshift's 19k post! Awesome Gonna be punching this wall for the next 4 billion years until i get us out of this DONT WORRY GUYS |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 9, 2018 19:43:07 GMT
The remote courtyard is a connected location, so we should be able to access it from this room if we do the right thing. Which is probably something to do with the window. Given we're going to spend the next billion years punching the wall, can we just do this first:
REMOVE uniform
WEAR pants
WEAR uniform
EXAMINE window
So we have something to think about, then Blueshift can punch the wall until we work out what to do next.
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 9, 2018 20:55:43 GMT
I can only go with the group consensus.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2018 20:58:37 GMT
We're doing what Pinwig says, but appending PUNCH wall to the end
We will be punching the wall for the next four billion years until we break though, just like Mr Doctor Who did
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 9, 2018 21:57:55 GMT
REMOVE uniform WEAR pants WEAR uniform EXAMINE window
You move to the window with added vigor to take a decent look.
The window is about chest height, a good sized opening that you could easily fit through should you wish. You notice that the ground is slightly lower on the other side, you notice a few overflow outlet pipes protruding horizontally from the wall that you didn't notice before.
The figures that were in the distance are markedly closer, than they were before. The seem dog like in appearance, but you can't make out any significant details yet.
You punch the wall. Ouch.
Inventory: | Transformers pants (wearing), camp bed (shackled), shelves, green uniform (wearing) | Location: | Small room | Connected
Locations: | Remote courtyard |
Current Score: 3/250 |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 9, 2018 22:51:29 GMT
Right so we can get out of the window. Let's go and get the crowbar and have a look at the shiny thing on the floor before the dog-likes arrive, get back in the room and punch the wall again. We have to get shot of the bed somehow. The crowbar might help.
I'm wondering if we need to use the overflow pipes to lower ourselves down to the ground because it's lower on the other side.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2018 23:02:59 GMT
Right so we can get out of the window. Let's go and get the crowbar and have a look at the shiny thing on the floor before the dog-likes arrive, get back in the room and punch the wall again. We have to get shot of the bed somehow. The crowbar might help. I'm wondering if we need to use the overflow pipes to lower ourselves down to the ground because it's lower on the other side. I feel like we need to somehow oil ourselves up before slipping through the window |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 9, 2018 23:25:53 GMT
Not exactly a surprise!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 9, 2018 23:29:33 GMT
Think about it Pinwig, we literally died from chafing earlier. On this planet, chafing is deadly! |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 9, 2018 23:30:17 GMT
Wait a minute. These pipes. Are they protruding into the room, or out of the outside wall? If into, what's overflowing into the room? If out of, why don't we see them in the room on the other side?
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 9, 2018 23:31:53 GMT
Think about it Pinwig, we literally died from chafing earlier. On this planet, chafing is deadly! Yes, I think there may have been a subtle message in that death. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 9, 2018 23:42:35 GMT
Think about it Pinwig, we literally died from chafing earlier. On this planet, chafing is deadly! Chafing is ALWAYS deadly, Blueshift. |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 10, 2018 0:32:47 GMT
Oi! The scoring for this is wonky. I'm the one making the sensible suggestions but Blueshift is getting the points. I said put the clothes on and when Blueshift finally concurred after refusing to, he got the point? I suggested looking out of the window, but just because we had the pants on our head, when Blueshift repeated the command he got the point? Why do individuals get points if the game engine will only accept democratically accepted decisions? It's just giving the points to the last person in the conversation and not the person who suggested the idea. That's not fair!
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Post by blueshift on Nov 10, 2018 0:40:22 GMT
It is because I am being wise and proactive, Pinwig.
Also I am clearly on the right track with my ideas. But go on, how can we oil outselves up to slip out of the window?
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 10, 2018 1:05:46 GMT
What. The actual. Fuck...?
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 10, 2018 6:51:36 GMT
Wait a minute. These pipes. Are they protruding into the room, or out of the outside wall? If into, what's overflowing into the room? If out of, why don't we see them in the room on the other side? Sorry, I should have been clearer, they are on the outside wall. I thought the context of the sentence was the outside so didn't need extra clarity. Oi! The scoring for this is wonky. I'm the one making the sensible suggestions but Blueshift is getting the points. The points are assigned to who provides the command acted processed by the game engine, not the suggestion of them. The script processing is not intelligent enough to handle the entire conversation. On the plus side, he's going to have a terrible points to death ratio if he continues the way he's going which is the ultimate metric of success. |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 10, 2018 8:22:46 GMT
The points are assigned to who provides the command acted processed by the game engine, not the suggestion of them. The script processing is not intelligent enough to handle the entire conversation. On the plus side, he's going to have a terrible points to death ratio if he continues the way he's going which is the ultimate metric of success. Right, but this system doesn't work. The commands have to be agreed, yet individuals are getting scores. So how do you score individually for a command that is a consensus? eg - I said PUT ON THE CLOTHES, Blueshift agreed by repeating the command and he got the point. How do I get points when I'm the one making the sensible suggestions and he's punching walls and then saying 'do what Pinwig says'? You said commands had to be voted on, so it's unfair to score them against the final person to type in the command. Especially when it's clear left to his own devices Blue wouldn't have gone anywhere near the clothes and would still be punching himself into hypothermia! |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 10, 2018 9:22:34 GMT
I agree it should be a joint score like the communist utopia we are
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Nov 10, 2018 9:53:24 GMT
The software people have been hard at work, turns out they knew about this bug and delivered a patch this morning.
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 10, 2018 11:20:49 GMT
Right. So the window is a good size opening we could easily fit through. Do you reckon that includes the bed? or are we going to get stuck half way through it with the bed trapped in the room?
We need to get to the crowbar and the shiny thing outside before the dog-likes get to us but it doesn't seem there's anything left in the room to help us remove the bed first. I think we need to
CLIMB out window.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Nov 10, 2018 17:35:48 GMT
I agree it should be a joint score like the communist utopia we are Blueshift, your contribution to this joint venture is not a great advertisement for pooling resources and shared decision-making. Martin |
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Post by blueshift on Nov 10, 2018 17:41:10 GMT
I agree it should be a joint score like the communist utopia we are Blueshift, your contribution to this joint venture is not a great advertisement for pooling resources and shared decision-making. Martin I have gained us all the points so far so... |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Nov 10, 2018 17:52:58 GMT
I have gained us all the points so far so... I'm not convinced that it's your ideas that have actually earned the points, or that more points wouldn't have been earned by trying other things, like actually leaving the room by the available exits. Martin |
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Post by Stomski on Nov 10, 2018 18:06:50 GMT
I have gained us all the points so far so... As mentioned this bug has been fixed. Pinwig is credited with getting the uniform now, but you still get the finding of the new location on account of Pinwig having the pants on our hero's head at the time he suggested the action that would have discovered it. |
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Post by Stomski on Nov 10, 2018 20:08:29 GMT
It's a little high, but by putting camp bed on the window ledge so it doesn't obstruct you, you manage to hike yourself up and get your first leg over. From there it's a simple case of dropping down to the other side.
New location: Remote courtyard (+3 points)
You look back to the window, it's a little higher than you thought it would be, but no problem - You're at least out of the room now.
To your left is some kind of wheelless motorbike-esque vehicle, from this better angle you can see it's got 2 long bars coming from the front and some kind of front spoiler on the end. A few feet away in the dirt an object glints in the moonlight, to the right the main entrance door and further on a crowbar is propped against the wall. Horizontal outlet pipes jut out of the wall under the window.
It doesn't take long though for growls and snarls to start bearing down on you. 3 or 4 creatures, certainly dog like in appearance, but a lot larger. Red eyes, hunched backs, large claws and teeth, from their head two devil like horns and dark grey furless skin. Their powerful legs propelling them forwards in large bounds rather than a run.
Inventory: | Transformers pants (wearing), camp bed (shackled), shelves, green uniform (wearing) | Location: | Remote courtyard | Connected
Locations: | Small room |
Current Score: 6/250
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