Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 9:26:43 GMT
KNOCK on palms door SHOW palms SAY, "Look! Worthy!"
"Look, I'm just saying that if that guy can't show he's worthy then it was a waste of..."
The other interjects in the calm and soothing manner with which he addressed you before.
"Hello again." He shoots a look to his companion.
You show your palms, but the second let's out a dismissive sigh closing the door.
Inventory: | Key card, Black Mexican Prowl, hacking device, shiny yo-yo, poncho, sombrero | Cash: | SP0, PT0 | Wearing: | Transformers pants, green uniform | Location: | Dark Alley | Connected
Locations (1/2): | City Plaza | Uninvestigated POI: | 2 |
Current Score: 84/250 |
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 9:26:47 GMT
EXAMINE blank door
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 9:34:09 GMT
It's a nondescript front door to a run down house. Seems locked with no discernible way to gain access.
Inventory: | Key card, Black Mexican Prowl, hacking device, shiny yo-yo, poncho, sombrero | Cash: | SP0, PT0 | Wearing: | Transformers pants, green uniform | Location: | Dark Alley | Connected
Locations (1/2): | City Plaza | Uninvestigated POI: | 2 |
Current Score: 84/250
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 9:42:11 GMT
UNLOCK blank door.
I dunno, Stom said we hadn't tried.
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 10:10:40 GMT
Thinking back to previous endeavours, you attempt to unlock the door. With no means to unlock it, you obviously fail and it remains sealed shut.
Inventory: | Key card, Black Mexican Prowl, hacking device, shiny yo-yo, poncho, sombrero | Cash: | SP0, PT0 | Wearing: | Transformers pants, green uniform | Location: | Dark Alley | Connected
Locations (1/2): | City Plaza | Uninvestigated POI: | 2 |
Current Score: 84/250
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 10:14:10 GMT
Obviously.
WEDGE Keycard under hinges of blank door
PRISE door open
Hang on.
PERFORM sacred Prowl manoeuvre thingie in front of blank door.
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 10:20:16 GMT
I think 5 is some kind of infinite energy/inner healing thing. Which makes me think the upside down man on a cross is a death door. One of these has to be a death door.
KNOCK on hourglass door.
SAY, "I seek spiritual strength through chess. Have you seen Kasparov anywhere?"
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 12:34:30 GMT
WEDGE Keycard under hinges of blank door PRISE door open PERFORM sacred Prowl manoeuvre thingie in front of blank door. KNOCK on hourglass door. SAY, "I seek spiritual strength through chess. Have you seen Kasparov anywhere?"
She speaks with a certain urgency, with a tone implying something of aloofness due to a confidence in a keen intellect, rather than something of ignorance.
"Can I help you?"
You ask about Kasparov.
"Seen him anywhere??! I don't know about anywhere, but perhaps anywhen would be a more appropriate question!?"
Inventory: | Key card, Black Mexican Prowl, hacking device, shiny yo-yo, poncho, sombrero | Cash: | SP0, PT0 | Wearing: | Transformers pants, green uniform | Location: | Dark Alley | Connected
Locations (1/2): | City Plaza | Uninvestigated POI: | 1 |
Current Score: 84/250 |
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 13:45:01 GMT
Good Lord.
SAY, "Ok, have you seen him anywhen? And have you anywhen seen that blank door opposite open?"
SAY, "Hey, Doctor. I've got this amazing gravity detector. It's yours if you can help me find Kasparov."
DISPLAY yo-yo prowess.
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 14:28:43 GMT
Don't you mean "Good Timelord? |
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 14:33:23 GMT
SAY, "Ok, have you seen him anywhen? And have you anywhen seen that blank door opposite open?" SAY, "Hey, Doctor. I've got this amazing gravity detector. It's yours if you can help me find Kasparov." DISPLAY yo-yo prowess.
She looks at your yo-yo tricks and seems nonplussed.
"That's... a yo yo." she says flatly, dismissing the idea that it could ever interest her.
Inventory: | Key card, Black Mexican Prowl, hacking device, shiny yo-yo, poncho, sombrero | Cash: | SP0, PT0 | Wearing: | Transformers pants, green uniform | Location: | Dark Alley | Connected
Locations (1/2): | City Plaza | Uninvestigated POI: | 1 |
Current Score: 84/250 |
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 16:37:16 GMT
SHOW hacking device
ASK, "Will this help?"
Knowing full well it won't and that we probably need the lie detector off the scientologists.
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 16:38:16 GMT
I wonder how many of these doors we're going to have to go back and forth between to eventually get the blank one, or the grate, open?
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 10, 2019 16:38:18 GMT
Don't you mean "Good Timelord? Aaaahhhhhhhh..... |
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 16:38:53 GMT
Do keep up at the back, Shockers.
And it's 9 posts to 26k for you. You're going to get there well ahead of Andy!
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Stomski
Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
Posts: 6,121
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 17:11:42 GMT
SHOW hacking device ASK, "Will this help?"
Inventory: | Key card, Black Mexican Prowl, hacking device, shiny yo-yo, poncho, sombrero | Cash: | SP0, PT0 | Wearing: | Transformers pants, green uniform | Location: | Dark Alley | Connected
Locations (1/2): | City Plaza | Uninvestigated POI: | 1 |
Current Score: 84/250 |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 10, 2019 17:21:09 GMT
ASK what the problem is and what sort of tech she requires.
Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 17:35:31 GMT
Ah! Martin. Just the man. How do you steal a lie detector from a Scientologist?
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 10, 2019 17:44:39 GMT
Ah! Martin. Just the man. How do you steal a lie detector from a Scientologist? Somehow convince them it's broken and swap it for something useless to us but which they will worship? Martin |
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 18:03:25 GMT
That's a rubbish punchline, but a good idea. What does a scientologist crave... Maybe they're massively into yoyos. This damn yo-yo has to be good for something somewhere.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 10, 2019 18:17:10 GMT
Hypnotise scientologists with yo-yo?
Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 18:32:04 GMT
That's our next stop then.
There is still one door untried, but the description sounds ominous.
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Stomski
Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 20:16:35 GMT
ASK what the problem is and what sort of tech she requires.
Inventory: | Key card, Black Mexican Prowl, hacking device, shiny yo-yo, poncho, sombrero | Cash: | SP0, PT0 | Wearing: | Transformers pants, green uniform | Location: | Dark Alley | Connected
Locations (1/2): | City Plaza | Uninvestigated POI: | 1 |
Current Score: 84/250 |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 10, 2019 20:22:03 GMT
She still hasn't closed the door on us, suggesting we aren't done here yet.
ASK "Would a lie detector such as the one the scientologists use contain the components you need?"
Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 20:29:43 GMT
Yes. Electrodermal activity is what a lie detector measures.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 10, 2019 20:38:33 GMT
How about we go to the scientologists and take a lie detector test to verify that we've lost our memory, climbed out of a window with a camp bed shackled to our wrist, escaped a Borg, fixed a router by throwing juggling balls at it, won the puzzle contest and distracted Lobo with a dolphin puppet, and now we need the help of a Time Lord to open the door to Garry Kasparov's house.
It'll come up as true, they'll conclude it's faulty and be glad to swap it for a yo-yo.
Martin
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 20:42:04 GMT
Brilliant!
Let's hope they've forgotten about the drain inspector thing.
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 20:45:14 GMT
KNOCK on S logo door.
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Stomski
Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Apr 10, 2019 21:34:30 GMT
You're greeted by those inside.
"Hello there, friend. Would you like to take a free personality test? Or perhaps you know of someone else who could benefit from such mental or stress analysis?"
Inventory: | Key card, Black Mexican Prowl, hacking device, shiny yo-yo, poncho, sombrero | Cash: | SP0, PT0 | Wearing: | Transformers pants, green uniform | Location: | Dark Alley | Connected
Locations (1/2): | City Plaza | Uninvestigated POI: | 1 |
Current Score: 84/250
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 10, 2019 21:47:07 GMT
SAY, "Good lord no; I have no personality. What I'm really after is checking my Thetan. I don't suppose you have an E-Meter to hand do you?"
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