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Post by Pinwig on Apr 15, 2019 17:03:12 GMT
I'm not surprised if you're being clicked at and getting torches shone at you!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 15, 2019 17:05:33 GMT
I just can't clear my mind at all. Complete bank. Not even pissing about online is helping.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 15, 2019 17:22:00 GMT
Nope. It's just not happening today. Try again tomorrow.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 17, 2019 7:44:48 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 18, 2019 18:30:38 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES. THAT'S 20 MINUTES, THANKYOU.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 18, 2019 18:45:31 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 5 MINUTES. THAT'S 5 MINUTES, THANKYOU.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 18, 2019 18:51:34 GMT
But it's 19:51 and I can see two librarians at the helpdesk!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 18, 2019 19:25:24 GMT
Sweet library music!
THE HELPDESK IS BACK!
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 18, 2019 19:26:10 GMT
But it's 19:51 and I can see two librarians at the helpdesk!!!! -Ralph Show of force. The Helpdesk says a big fuck you to the anti-announcement movement. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 19, 2019 16:06:29 GMT
But it's 19:51 and I can see two librarians at the helpdesk!!!! -Ralph Actual Librarians or other library staff? I have been asked to ask by someone nearby... |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2019 17:30:47 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES. THAT'S 20 MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2019 17:31:15 GMT
But it's 19:51 and I can see two librarians at the helpdesk!!!! -Ralph Actual Librarians or other library staff? I have been asked to ask by someone nearby... Actual librarians. I recognised them. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 19, 2019 17:31:37 GMT
The announcements resound! hallelujah!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2019 17:45:42 GMT
THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 5 MINUTES. THAT'S 5 MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 19, 2019 17:51:18 GMT
18:45:42. Looking like a nicely on time closure this evening, few extra seconds in there for the tardy latecomers needing some last minute help, but the helpdesk gently mooring the library there at the dock that is the weekend. All is as it should be.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2019 17:55:32 GMT
I only have access to this library until mid-June. After 3 faithful years it will then be time to move on from Floor 5 and to find...another library helpdesk.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 19, 2019 18:06:43 GMT
Do not remind us of the impending death of the helpdesk announcements. I do not yet have coping mechanisms in place.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 19, 2019 18:15:28 GMT
*Cyber-hugs Pinwig*
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 19, 2019 18:17:09 GMT
You smell of beer.
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Post by The Doctor on May 6, 2019 17:19:48 GMT
DEATH TO THOSE WHO HAVE WHISPER CHATS IN LIBRARY! They are worse than the open chatters.
LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 6, 2019 18:30:50 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES. THAT IS CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 6, 2019 18:35:20 GMT
How rare it is now to hear those magical words.
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Post by The Doctor on May 6, 2019 18:45:54 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL CLOSE IN 5 MINUTES. THAT IS 5 MINUTES, THANKYOU.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2019 18:31:30 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES. THAT'S 20 MINUTES.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 7, 2019 18:35:52 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES. THAT'S 20 MINUTES. I prefer not to advertise my whereabouts online. Maybe it's all a bluff and you're really in the bath. Martin |
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Post by blueshift on May 7, 2019 18:36:36 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE LIBRARY HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSING IN 20 MINUTES. THAT'S 20 MINUTES. I prefer not to advertise my whereabouts online. Maybe it's all a bluff and you're really in the bath. Martin I can't believe that Ralph is reading in the bath, after all this fuss!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2019 20:27:38 GMT
I haven't had a bath in years!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 7, 2019 20:35:13 GMT
You can have a bath when you visit the Death Fortress
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Post by Pinwig on May 7, 2019 20:39:01 GMT
That's fair. Must be quite hard when you're seven feet tall.
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Post by The Doctor on May 7, 2019 20:42:20 GMT
I am not over seven feet tall!
-Ralph
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