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Post by The Doctor on Oct 10, 2019 16:41:20 GMT
Someone is sitting in MY SPECIAL SEAT ON FLOOR FOUR!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Oct 10, 2019 16:44:44 GMT
Someone is sitting in MY SPECIAL SEAT ON FLOOR FOUR!!! Do you have a seat reservation? Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 10, 2019 17:51:18 GMT
My Study Buddy does.   -Ralph |
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Post by blueshift on Oct 10, 2019 17:54:05 GMT
My Study Buddy does. -Ralph Is... is that a euphemism? |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 10, 2019 20:32:36 GMT
No. It is a penguin.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 10, 2019 20:33:48 GMT
I am disturbed by the title of that book.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 10, 2019 20:34:48 GMT
I have a tutorial on it this Saturday so if you could explain it to me that would be great.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 10, 2019 20:42:10 GMT
If only I could.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 10, 2019 20:43:25 GMT
Some philosophers don't half talk pish. Derek Parfait: talks out his arse.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Oct 11, 2019 5:00:39 GMT
I am disturbed by the title of that book. I am disturbed by the incompetence of the front cover photographer. Didn't even bother to tell the subjects they were facing the wrong way when having their photo taken. Publisher apparently couldn't be bothered to point it out either. Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 14, 2019 12:13:35 GMT
When will people learn??? Floor 4 is for SILENT study! Floor 5 is for GROUP study.
THIS IS FLOOR 4!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 14, 2019 16:13:52 GMT
Take 'em out, Doc'. And I don't mean for dinner.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2019 14:22:18 GMT
I AM NOT FUCKING HAPPY.
I had a pound on me so went to Floor 5 for a chocolate bar from The Machine. It took my pound but no matter what I selected said 'WRONG CODE'. It would not give me my pound back either.
Fine! There are machines on Floor Zero. It is 2019. They will take cards.
But the only machine that takes card payments is the drinks one. The chocolate machine is coins only. A video on it says can also pay with an app. There is no scanner or interface for this app.
FFS!!!!!!! I want a fucking chocolate fucking bar!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 3, 2019 14:45:34 GMT
To the help desk!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2019 19:48:11 GMT
Manchester Central Library:
"THIS IS THE FINAL JUDGEMENT. CASE DISMISSED. YOU HAVE 15 MINS TO GO HOME."
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-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 4, 2019 21:35:36 GMT
What?!
Was that a sign or a tannoy announcement?!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2019 21:44:08 GMT
An actual tannoy announcement at 7:45pm. There was more to it but I didn't catch it all.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 4, 2019 22:07:03 GMT
This is encouraging. New helpdesk announcements! And comedy ones at that.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 5, 2019 5:37:46 GMT
AWESOME!!!!!
Ok, so we need Doc's studying to go really badly so he has to spend more time in the library!
Err, err, someone sit in his special seat! And someone else do strange things in the toilet!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 5, 2019 8:37:31 GMT
Well I am usually in MMU Library (aka the cow library) which does not have helpdesk announcements.  -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 5, 2019 19:25:47 GMT
I was going to say but it does have better lighting and the vending machines.
So... Just the better lighting then.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 5, 2019 22:36:35 GMT
It has better lighting but the vending machines fight me.
I have not went back to the dingy Manchester Uni library since I registered.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 6, 2019 8:58:36 GMT
I was there the other night. There are non-dingy parts.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 6, 2019 9:09:57 GMT
Hidden but there. You must be the Indiana Jones of libraries to find them.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 6, 2019 10:06:35 GMT
I have not the patience. I expect immediate light when I walk into a library.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 16, 2019 14:46:34 GMT
A new development!!!
There was a chap walking around on Floor Four wearing a sash which said LIBRARY HELP on it. An actual sash!!!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 16, 2019 15:02:43 GMT
A new development!!! There was a chap walking around on Floor Four wearing a sash which said LIBRARY HELP on it. An actual sash!!! -Ralph If you take his sash, you become the leader of the Monoids |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 16, 2019 16:36:58 GMT
And then I would have a Security Kitchen!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 16, 2019 18:52:07 GMT
MOBILE SUIT HELPDESK.
This is the future.
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Post by blueshift on Nov 16, 2019 19:04:07 GMT
I was in the library earlier, but I'm not now
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