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Post by Pinwig on Sept 16, 2019 20:01:02 GMT
You must look harder. You must claim free cake. It is your destiny.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2019 20:03:00 GMT
I will keep a watching brief. I was in reading the pre-course material on what the course involves. Start on it properly soon so will be in the library a few days a week.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 17, 2019 7:01:58 GMT
Mrs M has started a new course that gives her similar access to libraries like Ralph...
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 17, 2019 11:58:22 GMT
I work near the library on Tuesday afternoons so popped in on lunchbreak. Prepare for mind detonation! Behold all the free shit in the library this lunchtime! A novel! An expandable pencil case that turns into a tote bag! BRANDED LIBRARY STATIONERY!!! The Cow Library is a wonderful place!  I even got this...this...thingy! Not sure if it's for wiping screens or specs...but library tat!!! -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 17, 2019 17:01:42 GMT
Popped in after work. Floor four. Creepy whispering on this floor. Keep hearing a guy muttering just at the audible level: "Yessss....yessss...that's it...go on...yesss....that's it...yessss..."
I've looked above the partitions around every study space but I can't see who it is.
"Yessss....yessss...hooray...yes..."
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 17, 2019 20:12:19 GMT
GET OFF FLOOR FOUR! GET OFF FLOOR FOUR!
I would imagine the free shit is because it's the first week of the university year so the library will be looking to drum up trade. Freshers week.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 17, 2019 20:22:31 GMT
M! GET DOWN THERE AND SAVE DOC'!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 18, 2019 15:51:35 GMT
I don't have access to that library.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 16:41:35 GMT
NNNNOOOOOO!!!!
QUICKLY! GET MRS M TO USE HER LIBRARIAN POWERS!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 18, 2019 17:33:00 GMT
I have access to M's uni library but it's a dark hole (other than the nice cafe cake) so I doubt I will use it much.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 17:59:46 GMT
Literally a dark hole? In the ground?
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 18, 2019 19:41:00 GMT
In my one and only trip there that is what it felt like.
Great cake in the cafe though.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Sept 18, 2019 19:50:48 GMT
I return to higher education, myself on Monday. I am curious what my library will entail...
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 18, 2019 19:54:08 GMT
You must find the helpdesk!!! We expect reports!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 18, 2019 19:56:46 GMT
Report! REPORT!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 18, 2019 20:02:29 GMT
I return to higher education, myself on Monday. I am curious what my library will entail... What are you going to be studying? |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 18, 2019 20:18:19 GMT
Never mind that!
HELP DESK REPORTS!!!
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Post by Benn on Sept 18, 2019 20:24:32 GMT
I return to higher education, myself on Monday. I am curious what my library will entail... What are you going to be studying? Fine art. Gonna get all pretentious, it'll be great. From what I have seen, there are two campuses. each WITH THEIR OWN LIBRARIES. I shall do my best to keep you all updated on the helpdesks. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 19, 2019 6:42:41 GMT
Your price is twooooo libraries. *folds arms*
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Post by Benn on Sept 28, 2019 14:41:19 GMT
I have seen my library. It is fairly small, only one floor and a one person helpdesk. No announcements yet.
It is, however, only the art library. The main campus apparently has a much more impressive library that later in the year is open 24/7.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 28, 2019 14:44:20 GMT
GET IN.
DOUBLE HELPDESK ACTION.
You must take photos.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 28, 2019 15:46:29 GMT
GET IN THERE.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 16:55:11 GMT
It's a new dawn and the sun is breaking through.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 8, 2019 18:00:43 GMT
THOSE WHO CHAT IN THE LIBRARY MUST DIE.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 8, 2019 18:02:59 GMT
These fuckers need to jump out the window. They have not shut up for the last hour.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 8, 2019 18:04:01 GMT
FLOOR FIVE IS FOR CHATTY GROUP STUDY NOT FLOOR FOUR. ARSEHOOOOOLLLLES!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 8, 2019 18:17:07 GMT
FUCKING DIE.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 8, 2019 18:33:42 GMT
Erm, in space?
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 10, 2019 16:15:54 GMT
MELTDOWN IN THE LIBRARY.
Ralph puts his pound in the machine for his one pound cup of hot chocolate. The machine refuses to acknowledge his credit, give him his drink or return his pound!
*pounds on machine door*
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Oct 10, 2019 16:20:18 GMT
And this is how Skynet will destroy mankind.
Martin
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