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Post by Pinwig on Aug 16, 2019 8:51:32 GMT
I am failing in my duties. Rule two breach. Straight in the fried eggs this morning. Unstoppable!
We have identified though there is no salt anywhere in the breakfast room and the orange juice has been hidden.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 16, 2019 8:52:33 GMT
I think the 3am is the bit we should concentrate on here This is a much harder job than I thought it would be. |
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Post by Stomski on Aug 16, 2019 14:31:09 GMT
We have identified though there is no salt anywhere in the breakfast room and the orange juice has been hidden. UTTER MADNESS. |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 16, 2019 15:26:25 GMT
Was a bit odd. Pepper mill on every table, no salt anywhere. However the buffet itself is about as extensive as it gets.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 16, 2019 17:06:23 GMT
I am failing in my duties. Rule two breach. Straight in the fried eggs this morning. Unstoppable! It's ok, Pins, you're clearly doing everything you can... afterall, a Man cannot stop a Tornado.... |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 16, 2019 17:14:31 GMT
He is learning. He just turned down a second cake on the grounds someone who hasn't had one yet should have it.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 16, 2019 19:38:37 GMT
*Sniff* Look at our boy, he's growing.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 16, 2019 19:42:45 GMT
Or it is a sign of the eggs working through?
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 16, 2019 22:03:24 GMT
Was a bit odd. Pepper mill on every table, no salt anywhere. However the buffet itself is about as extensive as it gets. But no potato scones, black pudding, round sausages, square sausages or fried bread. Or salt. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 8:03:04 GMT
Was a bit odd. Pepper mill on every table, no salt anywhere. However the buffet itself is about as extensive as it gets. The Salt Enquiry continues. There is no fucking salt in this hotel. Also unable to find apple or orange juice again!!! 'Hydration juice' can jump in the sea! -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 17, 2019 8:22:13 GMT
Can some one please help this man.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 8:29:45 GMT
I've been trying. However, I have drawn the same blanks. Curious omissions. It's odd because the bar food is so salty it's unbelievable. Therefore we must conclude the hotel's salt supply is reserved for the bar's attempts to get people to buy five pound a pint drinks and there's none left for Ralph's cornflakes.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 10:17:01 GMT
Burns was delayed getting to Dealer Hall by TTT. When he got in he got trapped in a crush (the early crowds were mad) and also felt unwell so left. He will return once the loo sets him free again!
Last night's pepperoni may have been a mistake.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 10:19:11 GMT
Can some one please help this man. I could not have egg this morning as no salt. Yesterday's egg tasted really odd as I have not had an unsalted egg in about 35 years. I did not find Pinwig this morning but I was able to find sugar for my Wheetabix. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 10:19:58 GMT
You are going to get me into trouble! Again!
He snuck the pepperoni while the rest of us weren't looking. Honest.
I got funneled off into the overflow room today and separated from Ralph. The lack of salt has saved us from more rule 2 breaches.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 10:20:36 GMT
I've been trying. However, I have drawn the same blanks. Curious omissions. It's odd because the bar food is so salty it's unbelievable. Therefore we must conclude the hotel's salt supply is reserved for the bar's attempts to get people to buy five pound a pint drinks and there's none left for Ralph's cornflakes. The bar did not give me salt for last night's wedges! Or cutlery! Or napkin. Food was alright though. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 10:21:06 GMT
You are going to get me into trouble! Again! He snuck the pepperoni while the rest of us weren't looking. Honest. I really want to buy Green Unicron. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 10:23:01 GMT
The salt is already in the food. So so much of it.
Who would have thought that an hour after the dealer's room opens the hot topic of conversation would be... Salt.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 10:24:02 GMT
I just want some ******* salt.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 10:24:28 GMT
I want out this ******* toilet.
******* pepperoni.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 17, 2019 10:34:16 GMT
I want out this ******* toilet. ******* pepperoni. -Ralph Rule 12 added |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 11:11:15 GMT
Good Lord. After the salami you'd have thought he'd question pepperoni in a situation like this.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 11:58:40 GMT
I have been very unwell so have not felt like buying anything.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 16:19:07 GMT
That didn't last long. I think we need a new rule that someone needs to look after Ralph's pocket money so he doesn't spend it all at once.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 17, 2019 16:57:55 GMT
That didn't last long. I think we need a new rule that someone needs to look after Ralph's pocket money so he doesn't spend it all at once. Oh dear. What's it bought? |
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 17, 2019 16:59:38 GMT
Can some one please help this man. I could not have egg this morning as no salt. Yesterday's egg tasted really odd as I have not had an unsalted egg in about 35 years. -Ralph Sorry, but, why do you need salt with eggs? Is this a thing? It sounds like a thing. But it's... unknown to me and sounds a bit weird and obsessive...? Edit: Oh wait! Columbo used to want salt on his boiled eggs! |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 17:02:11 GMT
I like a bit of salt with a boiled egg I must admit. It just seems odd here that every table has a pepper grinder on it, but there's no salt anywhere.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 17, 2019 17:06:27 GMT
Too much salt is bad for you. The hotel is clearly trying to to to SAVE YOUR LIVES!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 17, 2019 17:10:42 GMT
If I have chips I want enough salt on them to book me into the cardiac unit early
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 17, 2019 17:20:42 GMT
A dodgy tasting egg? Are we sure the lack of salt was really behind this?
Also your moving crew wants to know how much salt you eat??
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