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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 17, 2019 17:42:14 GMT
And the papers want to know who's shirts you wear...
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2019 20:31:06 GMT
Ralph is getting a fish finger sandwich with no tartar sauce. This means he cedes his claim to Phil's Grand Galvatron
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Post by KnightBeat on Aug 17, 2019 20:54:06 GMT
And the papers want to know who's shirts you wear... His own, I hope. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 17, 2019 21:26:35 GMT
And the papers want to know who's shirts you wear... His own, I hope. Hmmm, well it's time he left the capsule, if he 'dare... |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 22:12:14 GMT
Second FF sandwich consumed. Did a better job than with the first one, but then this one wasn't preceded by a burger and a curry.
Ralph has also found a secret salt supply. Which means eggs are back on for breakfast.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 17, 2019 22:20:51 GMT
No eggs! He has had a day of toilet trauma already. You will be held responsible.
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2019 22:23:43 GMT
Ralph's pockets are bulging with salt. Not even in packets
Pinwig is busy telling Ralph how great eggs are
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 22:26:40 GMT
That is not true! There is a conspiracy going on here! I am not the only hubber in the building. How did I end up being Ralph's handler?
He says FortMax can eat the salami himself, but he needs a photo of the packet so he knows not to buy it again.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 17, 2019 22:29:43 GMT
He doesn't need the packet now all salami and pepperoni is on the banned list
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2019 22:29:47 GMT
Quote from pinwig:
"Salty eggs Ralph, they are the future. I like to get a hard boiled egg, scoop out the yolk and replace it with a tablespoon of salt"
Ralph is nodding excitedly, fondling the salt in his pocket and talking about how he will have a salty pinwig egg special for his breakfast
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2019 22:33:18 GMT
Quote from pinwig: "Salty eggs Ralph, they are the future. I like to get a hard boiled egg, scoop out the yolk and replace it with a tablespoon of salt" Ralph is nodding excitedly, fondling the salt in his pocket and talking about how he will have a salty pinwig egg special for his breakfast That was in the wrong thread but I'm sure Phil can fix it |
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Post by blueshift on Aug 17, 2019 22:40:05 GMT
Ralph is refusing to open a package, he claims he doesn't understand how to undo sellotape
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 22:41:49 GMT
WHAT.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 17, 2019 22:44:00 GMT
Keep him away from cellotape! It is a danger to him. Hence it being in his rules for TFN.
Pinwig, keep up the good work.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 17, 2019 22:45:25 GMT
It's true. Phil often 'fixes' threads.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 17, 2019 22:54:36 GMT
Watching Ralph try to open a taped package has become the highlight of the weekend. However, I made sure there was a Special Reward inside for him along with the Doctor Who record he wanted. His exclamation of 'oh fuck' when he opened it shows how delighted he was.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 17, 2019 23:44:51 GMT
I will have my revenge in this life or the next.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 18, 2019 5:59:00 GMT
Quote from pinwig: "Salty eggs Ralph, they are the future. I like to get a hard boiled egg, scoop out the yolk and replace it with a tablespoon of salt" Ralph is nodding excitedly, fondling the salt in his pocket and talking about how he will have a salty pinwig egg special for his breakfast That was in the wrong thread but I'm sure Phil can fix it Phil has fixed |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 18, 2019 7:19:27 GMT
That is not true! There is a conspiracy going on here! I am not the only hubber in the building. How did I end up being Ralph's handler? you're not selling on ToyFu, pimping art, organising the con or have a child in tow. You are also not on the "not suitable to be a responsible adult" list, unlike some we could mention John Cullen, who appears to have wussed on us this year. Short straw mate. The only way to fix this is assume some responsibility or massively blot your copybook in a Seafood restaurant/outside a library/on a train. ...... And now the terrifying thought of John as Burns' minder is in my head! |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 18, 2019 7:45:21 GMT
I have not made it to breakfast at the planned time. Calamity.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 18, 2019 8:03:40 GMT
Is this a devious plan to escape being monitored while eating? Ralph is still yet to appear for breakfast.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 18, 2019 8:05:42 GMT
However... There was a revelation in the bar last night when the location of the salt was revealed to Ralph (okay, me too because I couldn't find the stuff either)  It is hidden IN THE TOP OF THE PEPPER GRINDER. I feel incredibly foolish for not noticing this. |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 18, 2019 8:07:46 GMT
This is why I've been saying there's pepper everywhere for the last two days but no salt.
Also, there is plentiful orange juice this morning. This truly is the promised land.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 18, 2019 8:44:52 GMT
They had run out of fried eggs when I came down. Tragedy.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 18, 2019 8:59:08 GMT
That's what happens when you oversleep. The egg fairies punish you.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 19, 2019 12:09:53 GMT
Watching Ralph try to open a taped package has become the highlight of the weekend. However, I made sure there was a Special Reward inside for him along with the Doctor Who record he wanted. His exclamation of 'oh fuck' when he opened it shows how delighted he was. For the record, Ralph received the Star Cops theme single along with his Doctor Who record. This shows I am a True Friend because I know how much Ralph loves sci fi records and I wanted to help him grow his collection.  Note that this special item is SMALLER than the Doctor Who record and protected in the SAME thick cardboard sleeve. Recalling the MYSTERIOUS incident in which ALL THREE discs of the Quatermass Collection oddly became damaged in transit, let us hope that BOTH records given to Ralph make it back to Manchester intact. |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 19, 2019 14:44:21 GMT
They have been placed in my case which has self-destructed so hopefully they will survive the journey.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Aug 20, 2019 8:10:46 GMT
It is hidden IN THE TOP OF THE PEPPER GRINDER. I feel incredibly foolish for not noticing this. Of all the stories coming out of the weekend, this is by far the best. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 20, 2019 8:21:48 GMT
Absolutely! The Mystery of The Salt.
AND IT WAS RIGHT THERE ALL ALONG...!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 20, 2019 9:24:26 GMT
Did the pepper regenerate into it?
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