Age of the Primes

[Shockprowl]

Nov 2, 2024 9:55:45 GMT Philip Ayres said:

Megatronus the Fallen, turn around

Turn around...

Every now and then I get a little bit worried
If Windcharger's coming 'round

Turn around...

Every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my sighs

Turn around...

Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That the best of all collecting's gone by

Turn around...

Every now and then I get a little bit nostalgic
And then I see the look in your eyes!

Turn around, bright eyes!

Every now and then I fall apart!

Turn around, bright eyes!

Every now and then Combiner Wars Devastator falls apart!


AND I NEED BIG PHIL TONIGHT!
AND I NEED HIM MORE THAN EVER!
AND IF HE'D ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT!
WE'D BE HOLDING TOYS FOREVER!

AND WE'D ONLY BE MAKING RIGHT!!!
TRANSFORMING OURSELVES-

TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE END OF ROAD!
EIGHTY FOUR AND FIVE ARE LIKE A HEAVY LOAD!
(Heavy load!)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I'M ALWAYS IN THE DARK!
ALL THE SILLY TOY LINES AND INVENTION OF 'SPARKS'!

I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT!


Forever's gonna start tonight!


Forever's gonna start tonight...



Once upon a time I was nearly complete
Now there's only waiting around

Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the Phil

Once upon a time there was light in my life
Now there's only Prowl in the dark

Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the Phil





A total eclipse of the Phil...

[Grand Moff Muffin]

It was only later that Shockprowl realised he had posted on an open chat forum what he had intended to be sent as a private message between two consenting adults.

Martin

[Fortmax2020]

Later?? He knows what he desires.

[Pinwig]

Bravo, Shockers. Very good.

[Philip Ayres]

Is he going to follow it up with "I need a Windcharger?"

[Philip Ayres]

And I've just noticed he's skipped verses 2 & 3, which always piddles me off when they play the version missing them

[that_bluestreak]

Nov 19, 2024 23:29:18 GMT Shockprowl said:

Nov 2, 2024 9:55:45 GMT Philip Ayres said:

Megatronus the Fallen, turn around

Turn around...

Every now and then I get a little bit worried
If Windcharger's coming 'round

Turn around...

Every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my sighs

Turn around...

Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That the best of all collecting's gone by

Turn around...

Every now and then I get a little bit nostalgic
And then I see the look in your eyes!

Turn around, bright eyes!

Every now and then I fall apart!

Turn around, bright eyes!

Every now and then Combiner Wars Devastator falls apart!


AND I NEED BIG PHIL TONIGHT!
AND I NEED HIM MORE THAN EVER!
AND IF HE'D ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT!
WE'D BE HOLDING TOYS FOREVER!

AND WE'D ONLY BE MAKING RIGHT!!!
TRANSFORMING OURSELVES-

TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE END OF ROAD!
EIGHTY FOUR AND FIVE ARE LIKE A HEAVY LOAD!
(Heavy load!)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I'M ALWAYS IN THE DARK!
ALL THE SILLY TOY LINES AND INVENTION OF 'SPARKS'!

I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT!


Forever's gonna start tonight!


Forever's gonna start tonight...



Once upon a time I was nearly complete
Now there's only waiting around

Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the Phil

Once upon a time there was light in my life
Now there's only Prowl in the dark

Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the Phil





A total eclipse of the Phil...

*applause*

[Benn]

Don't- don't encourage him.

[The Doctor]

Nov 20, 2024 23:58:32 GMT Philip Ayres said:

And I've just noticed he's skipped verses 2 & 3, which always piddles me off when they play the version missing them

He hasn't. This is Shockprowl's unique cover version.

-Ralph

[Pinwig]

If we promised not to send Shockprowl any more Hot Rods EVER, do you think he'd perform this on YouTube in a Bonnie Tyler wig?

[The Doctor]

It would be a total eclipse of my heart.

-Ralph

[Shockprowl]

I am Bonnie Tyler.



I have been all along.