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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 20, 2019 11:37:23 GMT
The honourable gentleman from Edinburgh must now explain to The House how that reconciles with earlier statements that I received from him that he would, with all intention, do exactly the opposite.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 20, 2019 12:18:06 GMT
It was just so horrendous. Phil could make a picture and video appear.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 20, 2019 12:28:09 GMT
Can I? FB?
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 20, 2019 17:19:27 GMT
FB? I?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 20, 2019 17:43:54 GMT
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 20, 2019 19:10:17 GMT
It was just so horrendous. Phil could make a picture and video appear. -Ralph The video alas presents a problem. The pictures   |
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 20, 2019 19:11:17 GMT
The porridge is so bad it's trying to escape from itself?
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Post by blueshift on Mar 20, 2019 19:14:50 GMT
I looked for glass noodles but could not find any, I don't believe they exist
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 20, 2019 19:20:33 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 20, 2019 20:05:44 GMT
My Godfathers, that 'porridge' looks like puke. I looked for glass noodles but could not find any, I don't believe they exist That's because they're made of air! Actual air! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 20, 2019 21:44:09 GMT
I looked for glass noodles but could not find any, I don't believe they exist That's because they are transparent. Easy to miss. |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 24, 2019 12:37:08 GMT
I have been searching for the new Marmite peanut butter but cannot find it!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 24, 2019 12:55:11 GMT
However, I discovered today that shops sell little tubs of READY MADE jelly. I got very excited so bought one. Tasted like piss. Sadness.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Mar 24, 2019 14:04:41 GMT
However, I discovered today that shops sell little tubs of READY MADE jelly. I got very excited so bought one. Tasted like piss. Sadness. -Ralph Oh come on Ralph, there was no way a little pot of ready made jelly would be good. Pro-tip: Buy a packet of jelly and just eat it raw to get a super jelly kick |
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 24, 2019 14:21:01 GMT
I haven't done that since I was five.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 24, 2019 14:52:18 GMT
However, I discovered today that shops sell little tubs of READY MADE jelly. I got very excited so bought one. Tasted like piss. Sadness. -Ralph Oh come on Ralph, there was no way a little pot of ready made jelly would be good. I have learned my lesson. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 24, 2019 14:53:20 GMT
I was told as a child that if I ate raw jelly my stomach would explode and I would die.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 24, 2019 16:33:48 GMT
Ralph, this can be filed as "another thing Ralph was told as a child which is a lie"
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 24, 2019 17:23:33 GMT
But this is why I have never eaten raw jelly!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 24, 2019 21:49:21 GMT
Some brands of ready made jelly tubs do taste like piss. Others are really good. The tall suger free ones were the former the shorter ones the latter.
Also, how is this a new discovery??
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 24, 2019 21:53:10 GMT
I had no idea these tubs existed. I thought jelly only came in those cube packets and you have to cut them up and add warm water to make the proper bowl of jelly to go with ice-cream.
My tub was tall.
I only discovered this strange new innovation as I was hunting for Marmite peanut butter.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 24, 2019 23:13:09 GMT
Venture down the untrodden aisles in a supermarket and it's amazing what you come across. Sometimes I think, I've never been down this one, let's see what secrets it holds...
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 8, 2019 11:23:40 GMT
I am experiencing the UK's 1st TOASTIE RESTAURANT. It's wonderful...wonderful...
So many options...
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 8, 2019 14:53:17 GMT
Ooohhhhh I love a good Toasted Sandwich!
Mrs Shocks wont let me have a machine though... She says they take up too much room and are annoying to clean...
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 8, 2019 17:03:48 GMT
Phil will make pictures appear when he has time/energy.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 8, 2019 17:11:22 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 8, 2019 18:02:33 GMT
OH MY GOD THOSE TOASTIES LOOK SO AMAZING!!!!
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 8, 2019 18:05:29 GMT
Wh- why are they made by a dog?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 8, 2019 18:09:15 GMT
It is a dog-friendly establishment. Customers are welcome to bring their hounds.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 8, 2019 18:53:55 GMT
I approve.
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