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Post by shadowynne on Apr 9, 2019 7:45:36 GMT
However, I discovered today that shops sell little tubs of READY MADE jelly. I got very excited so bought one. Tasted like piss. Sadness. -Ralph Oh come on Ralph, there was no way a little pot of ready made jelly would be good. Pro-tip: Buy a packet of jelly and just eat it raw to get a super jelly kick Bizarrely, I never experienced this as a child as in California jelly is sold as a dry powder! Also you add your own sugar, so the powder it's self taste of dust and hatred... So I did not learn the wonder of concentrate jelly until I moved back to the Uk. Also if you ask for jelly in amaerica you will be presented with jam! Madness! As for my food intake this year, as I have joyously discovered due to surprise heart condition, I can no longer eat wheat, or cow dairy, and have to watch my sugar intake very carefully. Therefore I can not eat many of my favourite things. However,I have discovered a 100% chocolate with orange oil that is utterly amazing. No sugar, no milk, but intensely pleasant. The sort of chocolate that would make a child cry and punch you in the nether regions for sure, and a bit like being hit in the mouth with a slightly orange-y bitter chocolate house brick, but in a pleasing sort of way. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 9, 2019 17:55:42 GMT
Ooohhhhh I love a good Toasted Sandwich! Mrs Shocks wont let me have a machine though... She says they take up too much room and are annoying to clean... Ours can be cleaned in the dishwasher... |
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 9, 2019 18:50:05 GMT
Ooohhhhh I love a good Toasted Sandwich! Mrs Shocks wont let me have a machine though... She says they take up too much room and are annoying to clean... Ours can be cleaned in the dishwasher... WHAT?!?! THESE AMAZING MACHINES CANNOT EXIST, SURELY?!?! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 9, 2019 18:53:22 GMT
Yes. It also makes waffles. And paninis.
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 9, 2019 21:07:45 GMT
NNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
WHERE'S THAT AMAZON VOUCHER?!?!?!?!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 27, 2019 18:16:11 GMT
Exciting new Marmite products have been released!
Phil has pictures.
Marmite breakfast biscuits! Marmite flatbreads! Marmite peanut butter!
The flatbreads are delicious. Very compulsive. The latter two are in the cupboars to be tried soon.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 27, 2019 21:07:30 GMT
You sick bastard.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 13, 2019 16:18:32 GMT
Good snack selection on The Trolley today.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 13, 2019 18:01:33 GMT
It must be time for another salad week.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 4, 2019 8:29:34 GMT
White choc Coco-Pops are utterly rank.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 11, 2019 19:17:39 GMT
The new MARMITE BISCUITS FOR CHEESE.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 11, 2019 19:33:30 GMT
Ooh. I like the sound of that. Are you eating the biscuits naked, or with cheese?
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 11, 2019 19:36:48 GMT
With cheese. Naked Marmite biscuits are already available.
-Rslph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 11, 2019 20:11:31 GMT
Woah! Hold your horses there. What's the difference between a marmite biscuit, and a marmite biscuit for cheese?
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 11, 2019 20:12:22 GMT
AND. What cheese are you eating with the biscuits? This is very important.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 11, 2019 20:23:52 GMT
The new MARMITE BISCUITS FOR CHEESE. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 11, 2019 20:26:15 GMT
Shh. Grownups talking.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 11, 2019 20:32:11 GMT
Dirty. Monkey. Toe jam.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 11, 2019 20:32:35 GMT
AND. What cheese are you eating with the biscuits? This is very important. Chedder. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 11, 2019 20:33:55 GMT
Woah! Hold your horses there. What's the difference between a marmite biscuit, and a marmite biscuit for cheese? The former is extemely chunky and has 'bits' in it. The latter is much thinner with a different texture. There are also Marmite flatbreads which contain cheese. -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 11, 2019 20:44:04 GMT
It's like a disease with you people...
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 11, 2019 20:49:48 GMT
I still have a jar of Marmite peanut butter to try!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2019 21:47:47 GMT
I am about to have an ORANGE TWIRL.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2019 21:59:55 GMT
I am about to have an ORANGE TWIRL. -Ralph REPORT! REPORT! |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2019 22:00:30 GMT
It was a bit ordinary. Not a patch on the Orange Bournville I had the other day.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2019 22:02:59 GMT
Orange Bournville...?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2019 22:04:24 GMT
Oh yes. It is AMAZING.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Nov 8, 2019 22:11:43 GMT
You can get festive clementine diet coke now.
It tastes clementiney
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 8, 2019 23:47:09 GMT
Orange Bourneville?!?!?!
I will hunt this down.
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 8, 2019 23:47:44 GMT
Blue can keep his festive coke though.
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