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Post by Pinwig on May 2, 2020 11:23:18 GMT
It is the current addiction. -Ralph Damn! You snuck past the alarm! This was 74k. How did you do that? I check all the time!
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Post by The Doctor on May 2, 2020 12:24:41 GMT
My powers are infinite.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 2, 2020 12:25:37 GMT
Try it. It will change your life. Marshmallows: add Nutella spread and Sunpat chunky peanut butter. Amazing. -Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 2, 2020 14:41:33 GMT
When eaten as part of a well balanced diet.
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Post by The Doctor on May 2, 2020 16:49:35 GMT
I am doing FIVE A DAY.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 2, 2020 17:03:10 GMT
Please describe your five a day. Enlighten us.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on May 2, 2020 17:17:06 GMT
Please describe your five a day. Enlighten us. Come on the Zoom chat and interrogate him in person... Martin
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 2, 2020 17:22:29 GMT
I am zooming the god-children currently.
Those on Zoom, monitore his JD intake please.
Also he has sent me pictures over the last few weeks illustrating his food choices. I think they average out at about 0.5 a Day.
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Post by Pinwig on May 2, 2020 19:03:03 GMT
Ralph is now dropping bits of Weaponizers in his JD.
Brunt's leg.
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Post by Pinwig on May 2, 2020 19:48:04 GMT
This is a disaster. The entire Hub has been chastised by Jen for allowing Ralph to consume half a bottle of JD live on the internet.
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Post by Pinwig on May 2, 2020 20:22:10 GMT
I'm blaming Shockprowl. The Hub CMO's absence has led to Ralph running out of control.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 2, 2020 21:04:53 GMT
I warned the Hub! I warned Jen! Just yesterday Jen was asking advice about how to gently look after him the day after.
I tried!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 2, 2020 21:05:17 GMT
Apparently there is Rule 1 violation as well now.
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Post by The Doctor on May 2, 2020 22:21:49 GMT
Aiaiaiahhahaha
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Post by Pinwig on May 2, 2020 23:21:46 GMT
This is bad. Bad.
Game over, man. Game over.
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Post by The Doctor on May 2, 2020 23:23:56 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on May 3, 2020 20:43:12 GMT
Oh dear...
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 3, 2020 20:56:50 GMT
Third night in a row having takeaway.
Tonight was Haggis Pakora (which was good) and Chicken pakora (which was not).
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Post by Pinwig on May 3, 2020 21:08:00 GMT
Shockers, you MUST appear on a hub zoom meet. You see what happens when there's no medical advisor present? Ralph goes mad!
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Post by Shockprowl on May 3, 2020 21:20:53 GMT
I don't think I could control him...
No one can...
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Post by Pinwig on May 9, 2020 22:25:22 GMT
Currently eating a salted caramel twix.
Which tastes exactly like a normal twix.
Odd.
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2020 9:17:45 GMT
Salted caramel is one of the great evils of all time!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 10, 2020 10:15:15 GMT
Just had last night's cheeseburger for breakfast. It was too hot for that and a Pizza crunch.
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2020 15:27:47 GMT
A First World problem is waiting 30 minutes just to get on the Five Guys website to place an order.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 23, 2020 15:36:10 GMT
I stood outside Waitrose for thirty minutes this morning just to get a french stick.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 23, 2020 16:47:20 GMT
A First World problem is waiting 30 minutes just to get on the Five Guys website to place an order. -Ralph Splendid choice. Tokies here tonight I think.
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Post by Pinwig on May 23, 2020 16:55:13 GMT
I realise now my current fear about ordering takeaways to be delivered isn't so much virus related, more that I've never done it before.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 23, 2020 21:26:59 GMT
I stood outside Waitrose for thirty minutes this morning just to get a french stick. Slut.
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Post by Pinwig on May 23, 2020 22:28:05 GMT
Worth it.
Got a bag of macaroni too. Oh yes. Macaroni. Fucking macaroni! Not seen that since the panic buying started.
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2020 22:30:17 GMT
A First World problem is waiting 30 minutes just to get on the Five Guys website to place an order. -Ralph Splendid choice. Tokies here tonight I think. Chaos at the restaurant though. Enjoyed food but not doing it again in a hurry! -Ralph
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