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Post by The Doctor on Feb 18, 2019 20:26:33 GMT
Are these packets of stuff to make you poop your brains out?
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 18, 2019 20:33:26 GMT
Yep. Changes in frequency and consistency thus far but not what I was imaging. Still 2/3 to go.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 18, 2019 20:37:43 GMT
If you explode, do not worry. I shall ensure your robots are well cared for. It is my solemn duty as a friend.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 18, 2019 20:49:17 GMT
I too have experienced them.....
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 18, 2019 20:50:59 GMT
I'm a little worried it isn't doing its job. Joy is my sole inheritor. That said I did leave my office biscuit collection to my colleagues this afternoon in case I never made it back. And the Girls might want a new friend if I passed... on...
I cannot report any significant impact from the Klean-Prep yet..
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 18, 2019 21:05:22 GMT
Try harder.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 18, 2019 21:15:54 GMT
That's the last thing he wants to do. He'll end up inside out!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 18, 2019 21:31:33 GMT
TRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 18, 2019 22:13:15 GMT
It's been surprisingly uneventful. Down to liquid now, think it's clear as well so hopefully I can stop drinking this stuff soon. Two glasses to go.
Considering over a whole evening I might normally only drink one glass of juice and a cup of tea eight glasses of Klean-Prep is pretty full on.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 18, 2019 22:35:49 GMT
It's a ghastly business. God's speed, Fortmax.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 18, 2019 22:52:06 GMT
Seems to have gone OK. Feeling a bit sick whenever I drink the stuff now, but down to liquidy spurts at half hour intervals.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 18, 2019 23:59:04 GMT
Had to stop drinking during the last glass. The urge to vomit was high. Think it is safe to go to bed now for a few hours of sleep. Up at 5am to leave for hospital at 6am.
If I post tomorrow somebody tell Mrs M as that means there is a rogue computer or phone she hasn't locked down. Apparently I can be quite amusing when coming round from sedation.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 19, 2019 0:38:05 GMT
I look forward to it.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 19, 2019 5:16:03 GMT
We are up!
I wonder if Shockprowl will come to take me to hospital in his big dayglo taxi? Or will he be 'out of area' yet again??
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 19, 2019 7:25:41 GMT
We are up! I wonder if Shockprowl will come to take me to hospital in his big dayglo taxi? Or will he be 'out of area' yet again?? Oh damn, I knew I forgot someone this morning...
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 19, 2019 8:51:59 GMT
That would be so cool.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 20, 2019 21:40:58 GMT
Damn you Shockprowl! No wonder I went down to surgery seven hours late!!
Still felt like puking all day today and have jelly legs so might be off work tomorrow again.
As well as the unexplained delay in having my procedure I was not pleased to discover when I was lying on the slab that I was no longer being knocked out but just lightly sedated. Don't worry they said, you won't remember a thing they said. I remember the whole damn thing including the choking, being held down and the howls of pain (mine not theirs) .
Six biopsies taken during the procedure so I at least feel like I wasn't making it up. Results by 12th March.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 20, 2019 21:42:03 GMT
If it makes you feel any better I experience howls of pain every fortnight.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 20, 2019 21:42:28 GMT
If it makes you feel any better I experience howls of pain every fortnight. -Ralph Yes, but you're tough as nails compared to me.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 20, 2019 21:53:24 GMT
Oh no. Not at all.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 20, 2019 22:08:46 GMT
Ralph has described his howls of pain.
His sounds worse M.
Glad you are back home though.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 20, 2019 22:22:37 GMT
Damn you Shockprowl! No wonder I went down to surgery seven hours late! I WILL AVENGE YOU!!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 20, 2019 22:28:38 GMT
But it's your fault!
At one point I had drug induced visions of fighting the four medics off single handidly and then heriocally pulling the various tubes out of me and making a run for it. I then saw the tracker on the screen for how far into me the tubes were and decided to sit still and spare the team.
At least I now know how Picard felt when he was abducted to the Borg cube.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 20, 2019 22:34:33 GMT
My plan worked brilliantly then...
Welcome...
We have assimilated your distinctiveness into our own...
I'm time, you will learn to appreciate the special existence we offer...
Already you will feel the Nano-probes insidiously taking control of your body...
Resistance is futile, by the way...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 25, 2019 9:26:43 GMT
Some years ago I had an encounter with fig yogurts which led to figs going on the banned list, alongside chickpeas.
Over Christmas I was given a selection Chutney which I finally cracked open yesterday. Included was a Fig Chutney.....
I was up till gone 1:30 this morning in mild discomfort and had to make a dash for the bathroom earlier. Dashing to the bathroom when you're downstairs, it's upstairs and you're relying on a stairlift to get you there is not fun.
At a convenient moment we will try the Chutney again to confirm the result and up figs' rating to "really do not eat anything with figs in"
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Post by blueshift on Feb 25, 2019 9:29:09 GMT
Figs have wasps in them, Phil.
WASPS.
Not even joking. Their life cycle is trapping a wasp and dissolving it.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 25, 2019 12:44:40 GMT
I don't think wasps give a fig about Phil.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 25, 2019 13:28:45 GMT
Round 3!
Wondering if it was just the fig chutney. Thinking back there has been some odd tummy stuff over the last week.
We went out for lunch today and everything I ate tasted different to usual, like the "volume" on the flavour was turned up.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 25, 2019 14:39:04 GMT
Figs have wasps in them, Phil. WASPS. Not even joking. Their life cycle is trapping a wasp and dissolving it. WHAT?!?!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 25, 2019 14:50:36 GMT
If only this was a fig-ment of Blueshift's imagination.
-Ralph
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