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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 15, 2024 13:48:58 GMT
WHAT HAVE I EATEN ????????????????????
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 24, 2024 18:58:41 GMT
I hear that SOMEONE has "repeatedly" breached Rule 1.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 24, 2024 20:31:41 GMT
I thought Jen was off alcohol for Lent?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 24, 2024 21:11:50 GMT
I'm shocked.
They're yet to show up for the call
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 25, 2024 13:10:42 GMT
I was going to but on my return to Dunfermline, I bumped into a few friends I hadn't seen in a while and went drinking with them, and it ended up being as nite oot.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2024 9:10:21 GMT
Out for a meal last night. It started violently exiting around 4am.  -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 19, 2024 11:14:52 GMT
Oh dear. Up, down or concurrent?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2024 12:33:26 GMT
Both.
I really should have taken today off work sick but can't in the Current Circumstances.
I think the chicken tikka betrayed me.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2024 14:05:48 GMT
Torment continues. Can't wait until 5pm so I can lie down.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 19, 2024 20:25:33 GMT
Raspberries are the only fruit.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 27, 2024 20:22:10 GMT
WHAT HAVE I EATEN??!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 27, 2024 20:33:10 GMT
Well, I think only you can tell us that.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 27, 2024 21:26:50 GMT
WHAT HAVE I EATEN??!! -Ralph What did Ook slip in your food in the cinema? I know what I ate: a fish pie Tuesday and i haven't been right since. Every ingredient separately, fine. Together - not good. Backisde hasn't exploded yet, and may not this time, but I've been discomfort since I ate it after a prolonged period of the tummy & visiting the loo being OK. |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 7, 2024 18:05:02 GMT
WHAT HAVE I EATEN??!! -Ralph A smoked Norwegian mackerel on a bed of fresh Mediterranean salad and deep crusted slow-baked brown dread served in a man's hat. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 21, 2024 11:20:30 GMT
Text messages from the Shropshire area reveal that *SOMEONE* has had hotel eggs for Breakfast the last two days.
In a move that will surprise nobody, apart from said egg eater, he was earlier this morning confined to the Hotel Throne Room in Torment.
The Hotel *may* have cooked the eggs to order and cooked them very well but a bad egg is a bad egg and if you have a susceptibility to problems with eggs, as certain forum members do, nothing is going to help you!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 21, 2024 12:23:47 GMT
Look Phil, he has said eggs don't eggfect him so it can't be the eggs.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 21, 2024 19:05:47 GMT
It wasn't the eggs. I have been bunged up and feeling off for several days (medication side effects*). I have been a tad unwell today also. Nowt to do with eggs.
The B&B (not a hotel) was excellent and all breakfasts freshly made (and delicious). We would go back when next in that area.
-Ralph
*Back before the Doc tomorrow!
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 21, 2024 20:16:58 GMT
Ooh I do like a hotel breakfast. B&Bs often have the personal touch with that. Lovely stuff.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 21, 2024 20:23:26 GMT
They even put on some extra toast.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 21, 2024 20:50:37 GMT
And that is why B&Bs rule.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 26, 2024 17:52:41 GMT
No evening stroll tonight as I keep pebble dashing The Throne. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 26, 2024 18:43:49 GMT
When will this end??!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 12, 2024 13:37:05 GMT
WTF HAVE I EATEN ??????????????????
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 12, 2024 13:42:46 GMT
Eggs?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 12, 2024 13:48:02 GMT
No, not keen on them. Closest I'll get to an egg is an omelette and not had one of them for ages
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 12, 2024 13:55:20 GMT
I could make you an omelette.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 12, 2024 13:55:38 GMT
Not now ta
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 22, 2024 21:42:34 GMT
My farts have been so evil this evening that I have had to leave the bedroom.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 22, 2024 22:25:29 GMT
Please make it stop. I want to go to bed.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 23, 2024 6:34:49 GMT
In other Ralph Farting news N says Uncle Ralph has apparently been responsible for all of her farts as well for the last few weeks!! Whenever she passes gas she goes "Ohhhhh.. UNCLE RALPH!" along with comments like "all the way from Mossley as well!"
I genuinely do not know how this begun. The first occurrence was when we were on holiday in Wiltshire. I'm sure it's a sign of affection. Nobody else has been highlighted in this way.
She says you can go to bed if you stop farting.
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