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Post by The Doctor on Aug 23, 2024 7:46:49 GMT
I've never had a fart discussion with N!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 23, 2024 7:50:44 GMT
I know!! 😂
You did bring her back poo merch from that exhibit..? Maybe??
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 1, 2024 18:27:55 GMT
Parents in law
Took us all out
Celebrating eldest passing A-levels and getting into the Uni she wanted
Fancy Italian restaurant
Very large pizza
Very full
Now need place to die
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 1, 2024 18:48:44 GMT
You have ensured your offspring have success.
You may die with honour.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 1, 2024 18:49:40 GMT
Uuurrrrrrrgh
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 1, 2024 19:01:52 GMT
Wait what? Your eldest has finished college?! Surely she was 12 last week?!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 1, 2024 19:53:51 GMT
At most!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 1, 2024 21:42:09 GMT
Wait what? Your eldest has finished college?! Surely she was 12 last week?! Yup. Finished school. Going to Uni. My baby, newly home from the hospital, my Piglet, is an adult. The youngest has agreed to not get any older though, so it's going to be ok. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 1, 2024 22:51:18 GMT
Where will Piglet be studying physics then?
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 2, 2024 16:47:03 GMT
Psychology, actually. Leeds.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 2, 2024 16:58:18 GMT
A fine establishment. 👍
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 2, 2024 20:53:24 GMT
The youngest has agreed to not get any older though, so it's going to be ok. Well thank goodness for that. You need *someone* to play ponies with. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 3, 2024 16:58:26 GMT
The youngest has agreed to not get any older though, so it's going to be ok. Well thank goodness for that. You need *someone* to play ponies with. Pony / Transformers crossovers! (Although she's a poorly brought-up Sunbow junkie, so he's "Skyfire", and RIBFIR, etc. Beastly child.) |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 10, 2024 9:27:17 GMT
I started eating an apple a day a couple of months ago. The amount of farts they cause is incredible!!! How can I stop this??
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 10, 2024 9:35:54 GMT
I started eating an apple a day a couple of months ago. The amount of farts they cause is incredible!!! How can I stop this?? -Ralph Eat a pear and a bowl full of raisins after the apple, that will help |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 10, 2024 9:43:27 GMT
Really??
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 10, 2024 12:24:19 GMT
Argh. The runs last night and now again today. Thankgoodness I work from home!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 10, 2024 13:35:45 GMT
I started eating an apple a day a couple of months ago. The amount of farts they cause is incredible!!! How can I stop this?? -Ralph N was right!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 10, 2024 13:36:21 GMT
Could it be the 1.35cl fruit juice? It's the only different thing I have had.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 10, 2024 16:49:07 GMT
Fruit juice often churns my insides so could be.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 26, 2024 8:42:52 GMT
I'm never going through a box of cereal in a day again!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 26, 2024 9:24:11 GMT
Oh dear. Yes this would be a good life choice. I'd suggest a max of two bowls
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 26, 2024 9:30:05 GMT
I call on the chums to help guide Ralph's dietary choices. New Poll! Although I am VERY disappointed in the previous result  |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 26, 2024 11:27:30 GMT
But I love fibre!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 26, 2024 12:26:56 GMT
You can have too much of a good thing.....
Does a bowl or two of cereal a day "assist things" - yes
Does downing an entire packet against the clock lead to screaming torment on the throne of power - also yes.
The first yes is a good one and says that is OK
The second yes is a bad one and says don't do this
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 26, 2024 17:42:27 GMT
ILLEGAL POLL.
Seriously. Cereal boxes come in all sizes.
You need to specify the weight to the nearest 100g before I can vote.
Also, where is the middle ground 'Unwise, but you might get away with it' option?
Martin
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 26, 2024 17:58:16 GMT
Eat some brown bread then. Or wholegrain rice or spaghetti. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 26, 2024 17:58:33 GMT
I'm never going through a box of cereal in a day again!!! -Ralph Oh. We're here again are we. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 26, 2024 21:55:09 GMT
With every fibre of your being? |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Oct 4, 2024 20:09:03 GMT
Today was a long day after an impromptu early drinks to watch the football tuirned into a late night session.
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