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Post by The Doctor on Oct 6, 2024 8:15:42 GMT
At the hotel last night, I went down to the bar to order a soft drink and food. Folk were sitting about eating. No staff on duty. I waited five mins, gave up, went back to my room and ate emergency Haribo for dinner.
This may explain why I am now trapped in the hotel room loo. Mrs Ralph can't get in as I have the key.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 6, 2024 8:27:20 GMT
The loo is blocked and mother in law has lost the car keys!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 6, 2024 8:45:19 GMT
Have you considered flushing before the bowl gets too full?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 6, 2024 8:45:38 GMT
The loo is blocked and mother in law has lost the car keys!!! -Ralph Are these events connected?? |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 6, 2024 10:26:54 GMT
Six flushes!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 6, 2024 11:57:03 GMT
I do think we should be pitching 'Life of Ralph' as a sitcom idea to the BBC.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 6, 2024 13:34:49 GMT
At the end or throughout? |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 6, 2024 14:59:34 GMT
At the end!!! Six!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 6, 2024 18:57:05 GMT
Argh.
Fourth time in torment today.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 6, 2024 20:07:39 GMT
Not to milk this or reduce the cost of your problems, but are you at least speaking I'm a squeaky voice now?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 6, 2024 21:12:56 GMT
Today Liz ate a very nice looking French Bean in her curry.
It was a Jalfrezi curry and the vegetable wasn't a French Bean
She won't make that mistake again.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Oct 7, 2024 4:50:05 GMT
Today Liz ate a very nice looking French Bean in her curry. It was a Jalfrezi curry and the vegetable wasn't a French Bean She won't make that mistake again. Wish Liz a Happy National Curry Week for me. Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 7, 2024 10:04:19 GMT
AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2024 18:01:55 GMT
MY ARSE!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 8, 2024 18:21:09 GMT
N knew you were behind the trumping again!!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2024 21:31:20 GMT
I just want the fizzy bum gravy to stop.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 8, 2024 21:32:47 GMT
Shall we talk about breakfast cereal and milk consumption over the last few days?
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 8, 2024 21:33:38 GMT
Normal levels for both.
Mrs Ralph has been a bit off-colour too. A mild winter bug, probably.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 8, 2024 23:44:55 GMT
Well, umm, yes it's... it's very nice, Doctor. It's not a bad arse at all. Bit saggy these days perhaps. Not as firm as it used to be. When it is slapped these days it resounds longer than it used to. You could do with starting your clenching regime again (worked wonders for you previously). But generally speaking, overall- I've seen much much worse. |
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