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Post by The Doctor on Nov 2, 2007 17:06:49 GMT
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 3, 2007 20:53:49 GMT
If you're looking for the Cullen story then it's here: tmukhub.proboards.com/post/366/threadUPDATED 20120519 ! Just in case someone has another bout of forgetfullness: Pjil sais I culd mix drbnks1 -ralph No I didn't. Darn it. There was a terrible period this afternoon when I was chucking it from both ends similtaneously. The lesson here, kids, is never mix vodka with wine. -Ralph and for comparison: Never mixing my drinks again. Never. I had no ill effects from cider on Tuesday. I did not mix my drinks. See, I have learned my lesson. Ugh. Must not follow vodka with copious pints of cider. Must also not have the cider/lager/blackcurrent juice combo. Must also not have chicken pakora. Ugh. Lost all of the morning having to stay in bed, for the slightest movement threatened to bring on Chunder Action. Though sadly my arse exploded later on. I was a bit hee-hawed on Saturday. That swine Merrifield took pictures. Somewhat ill later on. Projectile vomiting, the works. I must learn not to mix my drinks. I am never mixing my drinks again. Once my bowels have finished punishing me, I'm off to find a deep fried pizza (with batter). It's the only way to cure me. I haven't done it for a while. I have learned my lesson. Mixing my drinks all day and I feel fine. Hah! Uncle Phil will not be able to cut and paste his usual admonishment! Despite an intensive bout of vodka drinking on Friday, I was not too bad the next day. My alcohol resistance has come on leaps and bounds in recent months. Erk. Hheheheheheheheheheh. 0-rapph I was only on the Stella. I felt fine in the pub. It was only when I raised myself from my chair to head for the door to go home that my brain suddenly collapsed. Don't think it was wise to follow up the double vodkas with mutiple pints of Stella. My sphincter has been turning itself inside out all day. Want to crawl into corner and die. I am deteriorating as the day goes on. So ill. Had to send Nick out for food as if I try to walk I wil die. My shame knows no bounds. My head feels very sore. Ugh. Was out drinking from around 4 with some Uni mates. Want to crawl into hole and die. I see from my e-mail that apparently I bought the Transformers animated movie adaptation trade at 1am. I have, however, found some chicken pakora for breakfast. No more booze for Ralph. Last day of term 2 of Uni tomorrow. I promise not to mix my drinks. Oh dear. I did stick to wine but alas did not stick to one kind of wine. Went through several different varieties. I have a vague memory of chundering mightily at home while 'The Touch' from the TF Animated movie played loudly from the telly. No, I was tipsy. I was on the verge of proper dunkeness, but my friend camly reminded me we had Uni to get to in the morning. You may be amused to learn, however, that in my alcohol induced merriment, I ordered Iron Man: Demon in a Bottle. You know, the story where Tony Stark becomes an alcoholic. Sigh. Last night was...last night. Let's leave it at that. It's a mistake to not eat when drinking. Learn from me. True. There was also some epic dumping, which surprised me as I did not drink that much yesterday to justify such torture of the loo. Sweet zombie Impactor! I want to die. In future if on the wine, best to stick to one kind. Mixing wine is bad. I'm been on the throne in screaming torment this morning. I had the unpleasant experience on Saturday night of having several pints yet the warm glow of booze did not penetrate me at all. It was like drinking water. Most distressing. I may have had too many pints last night. I mixed my drinks. Red wine, white wine, Jack Daniels. I think there was vodka. Much chundering. Feel so ill. One day I will learn my lesson. 20120519: I am never, ever breaking Rule 1 again. Never. I have lost a valuable whole day off due to the most horrendous hangover for quite some time. Rule 1 is now an unbreakable rule. Never again. I had thought a gap of a few hours between the pint of Stella and the potato juice would be safe, but I was wrong. So very very wrong. My arse has vanished beyond the moon, my stomach keeps trying to turn over and head feels like a mashed melon. I am as pale as the night. I should listen to Phil. Rule 1. It's the only way. -Ralph |
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Post by KnightBeat on Nov 3, 2007 21:48:41 GMT
Ahhh. Happy memories!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2007 22:31:08 GMT
Damn you, Ayres!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 3, 2007 23:17:58 GMT
We are just looking out for you, and hoping that if it gets drummed in to you enough you will stop mixing your drinks.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2007 23:28:55 GMT
I haven't done it for a while. I have learned my lesson.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 3, 2007 23:34:24 GMT
I can only speculate as to what state you would have been in at Scotcon had you mixed the drinks. Do you remember trying to persuade me to get the aftershocks in at The Tron?
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2007 23:41:04 GMT
I did? I have no memory of that.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 3, 2007 23:44:07 GMT
Heh! That was when I was getting one of the later rounds in so it's not surprising. This was after you failing to convince everyone that in a fight you would beat me.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2007 23:46:10 GMT
I could. And I could beat Simon Furman too.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 3, 2007 23:50:04 GMT
I dunno, he's well connected. You might get tag-teamed.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2007 23:54:05 GMT
I will make Andy Wildman join my side.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 3, 2007 23:58:13 GMT
I can't see him sundering Wildfur to start Wildburn.
Andy
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Post by jameso on Nov 3, 2007 23:58:20 GMT
Got drunk tonight. Fell asleep on the train home. Luckily trains just about still running. Good times.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 4, 2007 0:00:09 GMT
Did you miss your stop? Somehow when I get drunk and fall asleep on the train I always wake up at the stop just before Dunfermline.
Andy
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Post by jameso on Nov 4, 2007 0:08:26 GMT
Yeah, missed it by one, but was far too disorientiated to stumble to the door so ended up missing it by two. Never managed that wake up one stop away trick. That's a super power right there.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 4, 2007 0:17:38 GMT
My greatest single power is the ability when totally fucked up on drink to find my way home. I'm like an alcohol fuelled ninja on a night out, one minute I am there, the next gone. Drives my drinking mates mental so it does!
I've learned it's not just restricted to nights out now, was round at Broon's and he was on the phone in another room and all of sudden I was out of it thanks the booze and just went home. He came through to find me gone.
Andy
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Post by Mark_Stevenson on Nov 4, 2007 12:46:41 GMT
I draank too much on friday night in Birmingham. And I chundered. God, it's been a while...
Mx
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 4, 2007 18:25:16 GMT
And Mark get's the honour of the first chunder post on the latest Hub. There's some karma heading your way my good man!
Andy
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 4, 2007 19:22:17 GMT
Mark Stevenson is John Cullen and I claim my £5 !
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Post by Gav on Nov 7, 2007 8:40:52 GMT
I had a few Peeeeetermaaan Artois last night and watched Metalocalypse with a mate.
Not the best idea when working at 8am the next day. I feel groggy, and 'mockitt'
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 9, 2007 21:43:26 GMT
Now be careful this weekend chaps. Especially Ralph who's got a very important auction to remember to bid on.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 9, 2007 22:39:16 GMT
I had a few pints this evening but will leave it at that.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 9, 2007 23:03:13 GMT
Well done on your self control, or were you too bloated to drink because of the buffet?
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 9, 2007 23:09:17 GMT
Yep. That was it. Fair halted my advances on the pints. Sweet zombie Scrounge.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 9, 2007 23:11:52 GMT
Heh! At least you are honest about it. I take it you won't be trying any cheeky vodkas either?
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 9, 2007 23:15:58 GMT
Nay. Too bloated. Sweet zombie Tailgate.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 16, 2007 21:51:58 GMT
I found a bottle of wine in a cupboard that had been there since...I'm not sure. It was foul though, so mostly poured down the sink. Contemplating the can of beer that has been in the fridge since the summer.
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Nov 16, 2007 22:05:24 GMT
Shame I can't fit the bottle of Arran Sunset sitting in my fridge down the intertubes - you could have had that instead.
I've a bottle of wine sitting in my fridge that has been there for quite a while - as it is corked and not screw topped I am loath to open it, seeing as I would have to throw most of it out once it turned into vinegar.
Ah well - I have had my one pint of the evening, a nice draft of Orkney Dark Island which has gone down rather nicely. Back onto the blueberry juice for me.
Karl
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 17, 2007 22:11:17 GMT
I've started two nights shifts, so two enforced "dry nights" for Shockprowl. Boo Hoo.
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